Why do we men have to put the seat back down when we're done taking a leak?

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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10620

    Why do we men have to put the seat back down when we're done taking a leak?

    This has bugged me for ages.

    Don't give me "It's polite."

    That's a a cop-out.

    I want a legitimate reason....one that makes sense.

    Discuss.
    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    #2
    personally, the chicks I see bitching about it are usually the same ones that say Harry Potter is sexist because the main character is a boy and think they can live without men completely.

    And I realized that there are a lot of chicks out there that think like that. And that scared me because it's so trivial.

    I have no problem lowering the seat and my brother NEVER remembers to do it. Do I bitch? No. What for? There are bigger problems in the world.
    Roth Army Militia

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    • jhale667
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 20929

      #3
      It IS trivial....I never understood why girls care. I mean, are they worried about falling in? And if so, why are they sitting down without LOOKING first?
      Originally posted by conmee
      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

      That is all.

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      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


      Originally posted by Isaac R.
      Then it's really true??:eek:

      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
      Originally posted by eddie78
      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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      • CROWBAR
        Commando
        • Sep 2004
        • 1283

        #4
        If I give my gal the courtesy of lowering the seat, then she should at least raise the damn thing back up when she's done!

        Hey, we take turns right?

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7546

          #5
          Originally posted by jhale667
          It IS trivial....I never understood why girls care. I mean, are they worried about falling in? And if so, why are they sitting down without LOOKING first?
          because sometimes its in the middle of the night and its dark

          lol....

          yeah, I've fallin in a few times
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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #6
            Originally posted by diamondsgirl
            because sometimes its in the middle of the night and its dark

            lol....

            yeah, I've fallin in a few times

            Thought so! LOL
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??:eek:

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • BigBadBrian
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10620

              #7
              Originally posted by diamondsgirl
              because sometimes its in the middle of the night and its dark

              lol....

              yeah, I've fallin in a few times



              :bottle:
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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12179

                #8
                I sit down to pee.
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                • NATEDOG001976
                  Veteran
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2369

                  #9
                  No shit. I always used to say "Don't you look when you sit down?" What's the big deal if the seat is up? Great post...and remember people, always look before you sit on something.

                  It's bull shit if you ask me, from now on I will leave the seat up to piss off every chick I know!
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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21834

                    #10
                    Personally I think it is stupid.

                    But if I am gonna get any long-term poon, I better just put the seat down when I am done.

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5790

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Hardrock69
                      Personally I think it is stupid.

                      But if I am gonna get any long-term poon, I better just put the seat down when I am done.
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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5790

                        #12
                        Personnally, when I enter a bathroom and the seat is up (eaven on a clean toilet) I find it ugly and messy looking.

                        Why do we have seat covers on those toilets...
                        So we can get a glance at that "cool refreshing" water?
                        Last edited by blonddgirl777; 12-19-2005, 12:35 PM.
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                        Originally posted by Nitro Express
                        ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                        Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                        [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                        http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                        Originally posted by VanHalener
                        ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                        • blonddgirl777
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2005
                          • 5790

                          #13
                          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                          because sometimes its in the middle of the night and its dark

                          lol....

                          yeah, I've fallin in a few times
                          And boy...does THAT wake you up!!!
                          :eek:
                          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                          Originally posted by Nitro Express
                          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                          Originally posted by VanHalener
                          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                          • LoungeMachine
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 32555

                            #14
                            And while we're at it, if your woman's watch ever breaks, don't bother buying her a new one..........




















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                            • blonddgirl777
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2005
                              • 5790

                              #15
                              Re: Why do we men have to put the seat back down when we're done taking a leak?

                              Originally posted by BigBadBrian
                              I want a legitimate reason....one that makes sense.

                              When I do #1... the seat has to be DOWN
                              When I do #2... the seat has to be DOWN
                              When you do #2... the seat has to be DOWN
                              When you do #1... the seat has to be UP


                              3 DOWNS for 1 UP...
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                              Originally posted by Nitro Express
                              ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                              Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                              [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                              http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                              Originally posted by VanHalener
                              ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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