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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    The Finger

    History of the Middle Finger ...
    >
    > Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know
    it,
    > I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope
    > that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know
    > something about it?
    > Giving the Finger

    > Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
    > over the English, proposed to cut off the middle
    > finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it
    would
    > be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they
    would
    > be incapable of fighting in the future.
    >
    > This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of
    > drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").
    >
    > Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and
    > began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
    > French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! "PLUCK YEW!"
    >
    > Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant
    > cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative
    > 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the
    > one-finger-salute!
    >
    > It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the
    > longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."
    >
    > And yew thought yew knew everything
    Last edited by Ozzy Fudd; 04-01-2004, 04:52 PM.
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