Euas

[WARF]

There will be an annoucement made tonight @ 6 PM

And No... i'm not Joe Thunder...

Just promoting the first and best DLR fan club...

Stay Tuned...

[Loons The Great]

It's Eat Uz An' Smile Time again, friends!!
The baddest mammajammas on the planet, God-damn it!!
God set let there be light...an' boom, there wuz EUAS!
Nothin' but the best(EUAS)and later for the garbage(UFF)!!!!!!

[WARF]

The UFF

Are they still around?
What a bunch of pathetic Spammy fans.
And the captain of the team calls himself "Yankee Rose".
I think it's time to wipe them off the face of the planet again.
Eat that and smile bitch!

[WARF]

New blood is what we need...
Not that we're a bunch of old fuckin' men sittin' around sippin' coffee and trading recipes!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I'm gettin' all riled up...
You think i'm just gonna sit and watch EUAS go down the drain?
WRONG!
You got pojo, Icon, loons and myself...
The four horsemen!!!
The epitomy of the Roth Army, we're the box office babies...
We fill the fucking seats...
Now let's talk about ZAHWHO?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Two days ago, he had the nerve to come into my house...WARF COUNTRY... and spit on my belt...
And tell my good friend Mr Pojo Risin', that EUAS doesn't exist.
He had the nerve to tell him... that he doesn't post CONTENT anymore.
Like EUAS never happened!!

WELL IT HAPPENED!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

DAY IN AND DAY OUT.... EAT US AND SMILE!!!
THE FOUNDATION!!!!!
THE CREME DE LA CREM!!!
I'm talking bout the best DLR posters alive today....

(WARF turns his head at some chick in the audience.)

YOU KEEP LOOKIN' AT ME THAT WAY, I'M GONNA MAKE A WOMAN OUT OF YOU TONIGHT!

I ain't gonna sit around here and blow hot air.
Look at these diamonds...
look at this Oleg Cassini...
I'm custom made zahzoo... head to toe...
And make no mistake about it...
Your good moderator, and I respect ya... for everything you did at DDLR.com
But if you wanna step in the ring with a champion...
And talk all the bullshit about EUAS

YOU BETTER BE ONE HELLUVA MAN!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Just keep on disrespecting WARF....

[WARF]

You know what, fuck the annoucement @ 6 PM
I ain't Joe Thunder... and I don't want anyone to have to read THE ROTH ARMY WALL!! LOL

So here's the announcement...
It's been determined by Pojo_Risin, myself and the board of directors.
That there is gonna be 10 PEOPLE added to the EUAS roster.
But not just ten people... 10 of the most passionate diehard bleeding DLR fans... Right now we got about a dozen, which is a dozen short of what he had originally... so incase you missed it... check back on the last EUAS page... and you'll know what i'm talking about!

That's right it's a rebirth the best fucking fanclub of all time.
Don't bother shooting me, pojo, brownsound or any of the staff a PM.
You don't come to us...
We come to you...
The evolution is about to begin...

[WARF]

IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!

And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...

[WARF]

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[Va Beach VH Fan]

Cool tune...

But it really fucked me up, considering I was listening to the live CD of Dark Side of the Moon.....

:D

[WARF]

No, I don't think they blend in very well. :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by WARF
IT'S COMPLETE PENDEMONIUM!!!!
EAT US AND SMILE ISN'T GONNA JUST ROLL OVER AND DIE!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Look at the crowd, EUAS is going wild... it's bubblin' up... and it's soon gonna boil... look into the eyes of IMAPUS SYLICKER.
You can sense the excitement!!!
CABRONI!!!
Look into these eyes, Eat Us And Smile is going WORLDWIDE BABY!
We've been to NY... took those little Hagarelli fans by their little necks... and beat em'
Los Angeles.. we took the cabo out of their hands... and beat em'
WOOOOOOOO!!!!
We just keep on winnin' and winnin' and winnin'...
EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!

Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!

And diamondsgirl, I don't care what you say to me... I ain't gonna take you home...

:D

[Anonymous]

It's not 'Cabrón', that's spanish. It's CABRÃO! :rofl: with a ~ on top of that motherfuckin' A - A as in ACE! Kick it, bitches! :cool:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Unchainme]

KICK ASS WARF! Live Wire is one of the best Crues best songs. EUAS?, Thats not with the 4 whoresman is it?

[WARF]

Eat Us And Smile is ready to reclaim our throne!
We've been sleepin' for a couple years.
And yes... that Crue song kicks ass!!!

[conmee]

This is all very exciting, but what I want to know is.... where the hell is that sugar cookie recipe you promised, WARF? And pass the half and half, this coffee Pojo made is strong tonight... lmao

That is all.

Icon.

E.U.A.S.

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
Since 2001, we've inducted only one member.
And his name is MAX.
That's it.... BUT NOW IT'S 2005!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TEN MORE!!!!!

Believe me, it's been the most stellar honor ever bestowed upon me at this site. I wear the badge with fucking pride. 'Tis the most stellar entity around.

It's so fucking awesome to see the EUAS thread fucking stickied as it always should be.

It's funny cos when I still modded Main and the order came down for no more "stickies" I still "stickied" EUAS... ;)

The best fucking thread EVA!!!

[Wolverine]

Originally posted by Unchainme
4 whoresman

What did you just say? You better fucking spell it correctly or consider yourself banned and not just from this site but to hell and oblivion.

[Romeo Delight]

4 felching whoresman. Better, Wolverqueen?

[Wolverine]

Didn\'t you read what WARF wrote you stupid fuck?


Originally posted by WARF
The four horsemen!!!

Don\'t fuck with me fagboy beacause I\'m not in the mood and neither are the other horsemen. Don\'t think for one minute that you or your penboys have a chance in hell against us. We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Wolverine
What did you just say? You better fucking spell it correctly or consider yourself banned and not just from this site but to hell and oblivion.

Your avatar is BEYOND gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Wolverine
Didn\'t you read what WARF wrote you stupid fuck?



Don\'t fuck with me fagboy beacause I\'m not in the mood and neither are the other horsemen. Don\'t think for one minute that you or your penboys have a chance in hell against us. We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.

And post boring, repeative, monotonous horseshit like you?

I can't wait!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Wolverine
We\'ll detinate your ass and shit on your corpse.

Detinate?

What is detinate?

Speaking of grammar, fucktard.

[bueno bob]

By the way, your new bitch RED DOUCHE made for a nice appetizer this afternoon. Were I you, I'd be kicking myself in the ass for hiring such an amateur dipshit.

[Wolverine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Your avatar is BEYOND gay.


ok DARTH......... :rolleyes:

You\'d be the one to know. Tell me BlowJobBob, how many times did you cum in your skidstained underpants when you posted that naked fag retreat pic?

uhuhuhuhuh uh uhuhuhuh uhuhu uhuhuhuh

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...

I've sat around relatively passive the past couple of years...watching shit happen and wondering what the fuck the point was with Roth in relative obscurity after the Dave and Bette tour...

Now we got Dave coming back onto the scene...bigger and badder than ever...and better yet...4 fucking hours every day...

time for EUAS to step it up...and step it out one more time.

Unchainme...no offense here bro...but you better make sure when WARF and I talk about the 4 horseman...and you roll up with 4 whoresman...that you got your gameface on...

cuz in case you didn't notice...we're fucking agitated...more agitated than perhaps we've been since we were busy building this site...not sure why...

like he said...

Evolution...

time to bring back the colors...

and watch out for Icon...last time I made the coffee to strong...

we made the great banning run of 2002...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Wolverine
ok DARTH......... :rolleyes:

You\'d be the one to know. Tell me BlowJobBob, how many times did you cum in your skidstained underpants when you posted that naked fag retreat pic?

uhuhuhuhuh uh uhuhuhuh uhuhu uhuhuhuh

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh still makes you a fag.

BlowjobBob...fucking christ...welcome to 3rd grade insults...call me a "stupid head" next dipshit, show me how much of a fuckwit you really are...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...

Cool cool. But only because you asked nice :)

[POJO_Risin]

Let me alter what WARF said just a bit...

he said 10 people...and we based that on a conversation that we had yesterday...

I'm going to cap it at 10 new people...meaning...that's a Maximum number of new folk.

We still have a ton of people that are still registered and paying members...

Yo Velvet...by the way...you can't be in two clubs...lmfao...

time to come home...

I doubt will get 10 new members...doubt it a lot...

We may have to alter the horsemen mentality as well WARF...

we might have to go EUAS wolfpac on this shit...

cuz we can't let out the professor...

the understated one....

Mr. VA Beach...without a doubt...one of the most respected members on this board...

[WARF]

Originally posted by conmee
This is all very exciting, but what I want to know is.... where the hell is that sugar cookie recipe you promised, WARF? And pass the half and half, this coffee Pojo made is strong tonight... lmao

That is all.

Icon.

E.U.A.S.

Hey it's about time for you to put that acronym back in your signature.

Sorry... no sugar cookie recipe.

Pete never shared it with me.

[POJO_Risin]

Goddamnit WARF...

I told you to get that fucking recipe...you son of a bitch...

You better at least know how to make a half decent fucking snicker doodle you bastard...

[WARF]

Fuck all that shit.
And godamnit... will you fuckers stop Pming me...
I don't care how good you look... unless you show me some pussy...
Your not gonna be EUAS.
15 pm's christ!

Yeah, and are these ten max... being inducted or indicted???

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
Fuck all that shit.
And godamnit... will you fuckers stop Pming me...
I don't care how good you look... unless you show me some pussy...
Your not gonna be EUAS.
15 pm's christ!

Yeah, and are these ten max... being inducted or indicted???


Hahahahahaha!!!

[WARF]

Holy shit... I just heard something....

it's moving closer....

Sounds like feet...

[POJO_Risin]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/0/g/bush_bathroom_break.jpg

Um...I have to leave for a few moments...be right back...

[Romeo Delight]

Is Wolverqueen a part of EUAS? Faggot is about as useful as ritetool

:confused: Was he your spokesman for these mighty footsteps some months back? :confused:

I'm sure the other 10 selections will be true Roth diehards.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Bob...do me a favor and keep your battles outside of this thread...you have a hole forum to do it...

I've sat around relatively passive the past couple of years...watching shit happen and wondering what the fuck the point was with Roth in relative obscurity after the Dave and Bette tour...

Now we got Dave coming back onto the scene...bigger and badder than ever...and better yet...4 fucking hours every day...



Well, some of you do. My local station that carried HOWARD, 92.9 Jack FM, well now their going to the Infinity "JACK FMehoffer" "iPod" format. You see, it's a clever idea brought to you by fucking radio gEnIUseS©. It like if you had an iPod, with some cool tunes (like Classic VAN HALEN, as they have the opening of "Panama" in their promo even), mixed in with really gAy ShiitE on it such as...yes...Van HAGAR's "When It's Love"!

They will be swindling us by playing this shIiTE iPud© stuff instead of DAVE.

Maybe I'll just fill my iPod up with gay shiite and play it for the eclectic mix, and get a Sirrus receiver...Though I think TWONABOMBER said DAVE will be streamed, and I'm hoping someone creates a bit torrent sight dedicated to taping and torrenting DAVE shows like some has of HOWARD's show...

[WARF]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Is Wolverqueen a part of EUAS? Faggot is about as useful as ritetool

:confused: Was he your spokesman for these mighty footsteps some months back? :confused:

I'm sure the other 10 selections will be true Roth diehards.

No Wolver isn't.
And if anyone is caught using the tag without permission
Will get a swift kick in the ass!

[DlocRoth]

Go get em, boys....

[WARF]

Someone is gonna be inducted today.
Not sure who yet...
The nominees have been pouring in all day.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by WARF
Someone is gonna be inducted today.
Not sure who yet...
The nominees have been pouring in all day.

Katydid!!!

[diamondD]

If Katy said anything closely related to eating her and smiling, I'd puke.

[WARF]

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[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by diamondD
If Katy said anything closely related to eating her and smiling, I'd puke.

Now I think I'm gonna' puke.:uck:

[WARF]

It's so easy!
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[WARF]

We've got a bunch of nominees.
We need the founders to make a decision.

I've been gettin' quite a few PM's for DG.

[ALinChainz]

DG would be killer.

And snicker doodle ... lol.

Never heard of it ... but it made me laugh.

I am sorry I missed the great banning run of '02.

Hell yeah.

[WARF]

You've been brought up too by a few members Al.

[Unchainme]

I sent In my Nominee WARF.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
You've been brought up too by a few members Al.

Cool ...

but unless it's by the members who hold the gold ...

by the ones that make the call ...

those who've been there before ...

and end it with "that is all".



Would be like the Army HOF. :killer:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I sent In my Nominee WARF.


Dude, this isn't a contest nor a board participation gig.

[conmee]

What about Fab? lmao... I think I just opened up a shitstorm...

Seriously, I don't know... maybe we should elect new members when DLR/CVH actually put out new material... of course, we might all be dead and buried by then...

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E.U.A.S.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by MAX
Dude, this isn't a contest nor a board participation gig. Usually its current/origional
EUAS members CAN vote you in if i recall correctly.

[conmee]

Well, true... you can vote and suggest all you want, but as it always happens, Pojo usually "manipulates" the vote count and whoever he wants gets in... lol

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E.U.A.S.

[WARF]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I sent In my Nominee WARF.

LOL
You can't nominate yourself hombre! LOL

[WARF]

Will you fuckers atleast agree on one person this month?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by conmee
Well, true... you can vote and suggest all you want, but as it always happens, Pojo usually "manipulates" the vote count and whoever he wants gets in... lol

Icon.

E.U.A.S.

It got you in you rat bastard...

BS kept saying..."No, that guy's been a prick for years..."

hain kept saying..."Who the fuck is Icon..."

I kept saying..."Yeah...but he knows all the fucking best porn sites..."

bam...

you're in...

[conmee]

I agree with WARF, we gotta at least agree on one person... this month, for the holiday season and all... Pojo, let us know when you've "tallied" the votes, and declare Warfham or whoever the winner... I'm opposed to LoungeMachine until the Seahawks win a playoff game and/or he shows a lil more respect to the Irish. Other than that, he's ok in my book. lol

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[POJO_Risin]

It was never a vote per se RBW...and never really a nomination process...how the fuck can people not part of eUaS nominate someone...to be IN IT?

lmfao...

basically someone stood out for one reason or another...

and he/she would end up in after hain, brownie and I agreed...

somehow...fucking Icon weaseled in on that at one point...the fucker that he is...

[conmee]

Hey, "Weasel" is my middle name... lmao... I skated into the fraternity, I skated into ND, I skated into various gigs at Fortune 50 companies, and I skated in to E.U.A.S.... I'm a skater.. lmao

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E.U.A.S.

[POJO_Risin]

Yes...but you FOUNDED the ole' boys club!!!!

or was he talking about me?

[conmee]

I think that charge was levelled at me but certainly included you and Brown and VA of course... we're the Original Old Boys Club.

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E.U.A.S.

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...I know it was you...a direct response to a post you had made earlier that day about "content" I believe...

[WARF]

Okay, so conmee... when are you gonna put EUAS back in the sig?
Maybe it could take the IBM think pad spot.
Just a suggestion...

[Golden AWe]

Come to think of it, I've actually been a Roth fan longer than I've been a fan of Van Halen. I've had a Roth-poster since 1984-85 or something, but I didn't buy my first VH vinyl before 91-92...

Better late than too early.

This info has nothing to do with this thread, but I had to type something, I'm at work.

[hain23x]

"fans, there you have it. WARF laying down the gauntlet to all the Roth supporters. And you can see all the exciting action this weekend on the pay per view for $39.99. Call your local cable company."

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/t/tony/08.jpg

[WARF]

hain23x gonna come rising up from the ashes...
Banned in 27 states...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The foundation of Eat Us And Smile.
The best player alive in the sport today!
Ohhhh baby, it's just turns me on Chabroni...
They call me Slick Ric... and I just so happen to be...
YOUR...WORLD...HEAVYWEIGHT... CHAMPION...
Now let's talk about zahzoo.... WOOOOOOOOOO....
Read my lips..... ZAH....ZOO....
EAT US AND SMILE IS ALIVE!!!!
WE'VE BEEN HERE SINCE YOU WERE FLOATING AROUND IN YOUR DADDY'S NUTSACK!!!!!
WE FILL THE SEATS BABY!!!
WE'VE BEEN TO DOME, THE LINKS, ALL AROUND THE WORLD BABY!!!
NOW I'M GONNA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

CLIMB TO TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN!!!!

Pretty soon...

ZAHZOO IS GONNA BE MINE!!!
THE BELT IS GONNA BE MINE!!!!
THE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!
THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO WARF!!!!!

CHABRONI!!!!!

[WARF]

I'm a limo ridin'... jet plane flyin'... eat us and smilin'... wheelin' dealin'... kiss stealin'.... SON OF A GUN!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://www.theglorydays.net/images/open/850615_Flair_Magnum_open.jpg

[WARF]

It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens.... momma cookin' chitlins and collard greens!!!

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[WARF]

It's Christmas time again at the Roth Army
People keep asking me... WARF what you gonna do?
I'll tell you what i'm gonna do...
I'm gonna grab me a good lookin' woman...
Get in the back on a stretched limo...
And WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
You see winnin' EUAS championships means everything to the nature boy... ohhh baby... they call me slick ric....
And I just so happen to be your world heavyweight champion!!!
ZAHZOO? You gotta walk that aisle brother...
And when you step inside...
LIGHTS OUT BOY!
LIGHTS OUT!!

[hain23x]

that's funny as shit that you can watch Run DMC in this thread!


that's a nice little feature

hey POJO, Chicago is pretty cold right now BUT we almost wore shorts yesterday when it hit 44

oh, btw.. my wife and I are having a baby at the end of next month :)

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

Yo Velvet...by the way...you can't be in two clubs...lmfao...

time to come home...



Who said I was??? :D

VV is home and I've been waiting for this day for a long time.

No offense to the Sheep Penners, but VV does not "join" in any other group since he was born into EUAS.