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Tell us about your sex life
People.
Tell us about your sex life.
I use to start threads about mine, whether people read'em or not!
From my point of view, sex lives are always interesting, you see
1. WILD SEX LIFE:
interesting, hopping from bed to bed, from date to date, people run into most wild, surprising and freaky situations...I want to hear about your most awkward and unexpected positions and the daddies that bopped into her room while you were doing it!
2. SEX LIFE WHEN MARRIED
this is interesting too! feel free the give us a tip on how have you managed to keep it interesting with your PARTNER through the possibly many years!
NOTE: Cheesy stories are also allowed in this thread!
Also, tell us if there was a period when things were fucked up...without the fucks, I mean.
3. FORBIDDEN SEX LIFE
they're gonna make the purchasing of sex illegal in Finland Funland too, so far it's only been illegal to organize prostitution etc.
It's fucked up, it's never gonna go totally off and how about the mentally challenged and invalids who might never get the chance otherwise? I say we should have legalized, supervised bordels that pay taxes!
But this is not about politics, tell us your funniest adventure into the land of prostitutes. Have you ever used escort services? How often? How kewl was it? Or was it? Tell us even a little bit...
4. THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR SEX LIFE/THE LACK OF SEX LIFE
This is why I like to talk aboot this subject. This is the fun part. The times you just didn't score. For several times in a row. The humiliation, freezing in a good situation, passing out at the afterparty when she was hots for you, throwing up and passing out, or just chickening out, you or the other person. Tell us the humiliating parts, the dark side of TRYING TO GET SOME.
Uhuhuhuhuhu...
5. THE NON-EXISTING SEX LIFE
Oh, I forgot, he mods another board now...
6. SEX WITH ANIMALS
Or maybe we'll leave the beastiality to Katydid.
TELL US EVERYTHING!!!
THE FILTH!!!
Tell us about your sex life.
I use to start threads about mine, whether people read'em or not!
From my point of view, sex lives are always interesting, you see
1. WILD SEX LIFE:
interesting, hopping from bed to bed, from date to date, people run into most wild, surprising and freaky situations...I want to hear about your most awkward and unexpected positions and the daddies that bopped into her room while you were doing it!
2. SEX LIFE WHEN MARRIED
this is interesting too! feel free the give us a tip on how have you managed to keep it interesting with your PARTNER through the possibly many years!
NOTE: Cheesy stories are also allowed in this thread!
Also, tell us if there was a period when things were fucked up...without the fucks, I mean.
3. FORBIDDEN SEX LIFE
they're gonna make the purchasing of sex illegal in Finland Funland too, so far it's only been illegal to organize prostitution etc.
It's fucked up, it's never gonna go totally off and how about the mentally challenged and invalids who might never get the chance otherwise? I say we should have legalized, supervised bordels that pay taxes!
But this is not about politics, tell us your funniest adventure into the land of prostitutes. Have you ever used escort services? How often? How kewl was it? Or was it? Tell us even a little bit...
4. THE FREQUENCY OF YOUR SEX LIFE/THE LACK OF SEX LIFE
This is why I like to talk aboot this subject. This is the fun part. The times you just didn't score. For several times in a row. The humiliation, freezing in a good situation, passing out at the afterparty when she was hots for you, throwing up and passing out, or just chickening out, you or the other person. Tell us the humiliating parts, the dark side of TRYING TO GET SOME.
Uhuhuhuhuhu...
5. THE NON-EXISTING SEX LIFE
Oh, I forgot, he mods another board now...
6. SEX WITH ANIMALS
Or maybe we'll leave the beastiality to Katydid.
TELL US EVERYTHING!!!
THE FILTH!!!
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