Hey guys, I know you probably don't care, but news just came in from somewhere in the Seattle region of Washington that a long lost son of Edward Van Halen has been found. This is believed at this point to be just a rumor, but valid evidence has been brought forth in an attempt to reach Edward. I figured you guys might want to know, but this rumor is everywhere up there!
Eddie's Son
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Did he look like this guy?
Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO" -
fucking IMG tag...Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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WHEEEEEE!!!! LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"Comment
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I fucking KNEW the shit would hit the fan. It's gonna get worse.....
There's gonna be so many spins leading up to Roth's debut on the airwaves.
Tonight on Discovery: DNA CSI discovers mitocuntria with rototoms for eyes in Alex Van Halen's dickbroom...Comment
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Re: Eddie's Son
Originally posted by Boobykins
Hey guys, I know you probably don't care, but news just came in from somewhere in the Seattle region of Washington that a long lost son of Edward Van Halen has been found. This is believed at this point to be just a rumor, but valid evidence has been brought forth in an attempt to reach Edward. I figured you guys might want to know, but this rumor is everywhere up there!Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Who is Eddie Van Halen?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Who is Alex Van Halen?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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Who is David Lee Roth?"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!Comment
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