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The night before Christmas, and at the Army of Roth,
There is no Santa, no one aloud in any RED CLOTH.
We gather round the Army tree and the presents that are under,
one of them for sure is the freshly kicked ass of THUNDER.
No Katy or Fab, or none of her crew,
and none of their bullshit, that just wont do.
The best present of all is obviously the site,
Which is home to all of us, all day and into the night.
Right before Santa, and after giving thanks,
We need to scroll down, and give shouts out through the ranks.
It all has to start with the officers in charge,
And here late in the year, we welcome back Sarge.
From Brownsound and conmee, POJO and Mezro,
What they say goes, no matter who says so.
Gotta mention The Franchise Playa when talkin’ bout brass,
No doubt that the legend number 2 kicks some ass.
Absent but not forgotten, and what are the chances,
They’re still honeymooning, P-Mark and Mary Frances.
With all the owning that goes on, that sooner or later,
The joint would have to make MAX its resident “Gladiator”.
7884, rustoffa, WARF, and Dave’s PA Rental,
Keep Main clean and the red rockers from being mental.
Tunes, tits ‘n’ ass, from bootlegs to pics,
Cato and Warham make we have them and without DICKS.
In the Front Line, Dr. Love, ELVIS, and FORD,
Keep the political know-it-alls from getting bored.
Natra in Albums and ALLY in NON,
While Matt White rules Gear Street with The Don.
The DMs keep the Hitchworld Dump from going stale,
flappo, Golden Awe, REV, and the missing Grimsdale.
The House of Music, from Phoenix and Badguy,
They’ll tell you it’s good or it sucks, and WHY.
VA Beach, AL, and the freaks of the Locker Room,
decide what sports stay and what gets the broom.
Rikk and the Pen Admins sheer all Sheep,
Use them and abuse them, make them feel cheap.
All newbies are greeted by Lounge and Nick,
And can spot a Hagarita or alias lightning quick.
Some of the ladies … DG, NG, BG and CG,
Army babes so hot, your monitor needs a squeegee.
Most apologies to anyone I missed,
I know were it me, I would be PISSED.
Celebrate classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth,
We all may be different, but from the same cloth.
So the night before Christmas, and drunk all the while,
From the Army to you … Eat Us and Smile.
There is no Santa, no one aloud in any RED CLOTH.
We gather round the Army tree and the presents that are under,
one of them for sure is the freshly kicked ass of THUNDER.
No Katy or Fab, or none of her crew,
and none of their bullshit, that just wont do.
The best present of all is obviously the site,
Which is home to all of us, all day and into the night.
Right before Santa, and after giving thanks,
We need to scroll down, and give shouts out through the ranks.
It all has to start with the officers in charge,
And here late in the year, we welcome back Sarge.
From Brownsound and conmee, POJO and Mezro,
What they say goes, no matter who says so.
Gotta mention The Franchise Playa when talkin’ bout brass,
No doubt that the legend number 2 kicks some ass.
Absent but not forgotten, and what are the chances,
They’re still honeymooning, P-Mark and Mary Frances.
With all the owning that goes on, that sooner or later,
The joint would have to make MAX its resident “Gladiator”.
7884, rustoffa, WARF, and Dave’s PA Rental,
Keep Main clean and the red rockers from being mental.
Tunes, tits ‘n’ ass, from bootlegs to pics,
Cato and Warham make we have them and without DICKS.
In the Front Line, Dr. Love, ELVIS, and FORD,
Keep the political know-it-alls from getting bored.
Natra in Albums and ALLY in NON,
While Matt White rules Gear Street with The Don.
The DMs keep the Hitchworld Dump from going stale,
flappo, Golden Awe, REV, and the missing Grimsdale.
The House of Music, from Phoenix and Badguy,
They’ll tell you it’s good or it sucks, and WHY.
VA Beach, AL, and the freaks of the Locker Room,
decide what sports stay and what gets the broom.
Rikk and the Pen Admins sheer all Sheep,
Use them and abuse them, make them feel cheap.
All newbies are greeted by Lounge and Nick,
And can spot a Hagarita or alias lightning quick.
Some of the ladies … DG, NG, BG and CG,
Army babes so hot, your monitor needs a squeegee.
Most apologies to anyone I missed,
I know were it me, I would be PISSED.
Celebrate classic Van Halen and David Lee Roth,
We all may be different, but from the same cloth.
So the night before Christmas, and drunk all the while,
From the Army to you … Eat Us and Smile.
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