Who will be the FIRST member mentioned on Dave's Show? [Archive]

LoungeMachine

12-26-2005, 03:05 PM

You know it's going to happen.

It's going to happen over and over.

A caller is going to get on, and mention the grate ROTH ARMY.

But which member will have it's named dropped FIRST?

Sarge?

Pojo?

Joe Thunder?

:D

WARF

12-26-2005, 03:17 PM

Joe Thunder might be his first guest.

He might take the place of hank the angry dwarf!

LoungeMachine

12-26-2005, 03:19 PM

LMMFAO

Elephant Boytoy.

EUAS will naturally be mentioned soon enough.....

Big Train

12-26-2005, 03:41 PM

I'm taking the over/under on how far into the VERY first show the word "Reunion" is uttered. I'd venture to guess they don't make it out of the first 5-10 minutes without Caller #1 bringing it up....

Hardrock69

12-26-2005, 04:04 PM

Now that is gonna be the never-ending subject.

WARF

12-26-2005, 04:29 PM

Alan the panther?

LoungeMachine

12-26-2005, 04:35 PM

Dave will wonder aloud WTF is "Larg" ????

LMAO

WARF

12-26-2005, 04:37 PM

No and probably doesn't give a shit.

ALinChainz

12-26-2005, 07:55 PM

ALinChainz?

:cool:

boy, u stupid

12-26-2005, 08:10 PM

My manager already contacted me about doing an interview. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too busy right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at my office or even a neutral location I would do it. Too many fucking goofballs and darkies in NY.

FORD

12-26-2005, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
My man already contacted me about doing an interview with BluBoy magazine. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too gay right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at the Blue Oyster or even another homosexual location I would do it. Too many fucking heteros and darkies in NY.

ALinChainz

12-26-2005, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
My manager already contacted me about doing an interview. I cannot do it at this point and time for 2 reasons. 1, I am simply too busy right now. 2, I don't like New York. If the interview could be done at my office or even a neutral location I would do it. Too many fucking goofballs and darkies in NY.

Your third "last post" til the New Year huh semen slurp?

Do you call your dad a darkie? And how does your mom like it if you do?

By manager, you do mean probation officer? Or is it your sex offender counselor?

Could you be more specific?

LoungeMachine

12-26-2005, 08:58 PM

LMMFAO

Scoreboard reads...........

AL = 1,385

JT = 0

E.U.A.S.

:hitch:

ALinChainz

12-26-2005, 09:11 PM

lol

Joe needs a timeout.

FORD kicks his ass too ... nice to see a varying spin on things ... keeps the ideas fresh.

Joey stays out of that Front Line too.

ALinChainz

12-26-2005, 09:12 PM

Anyays, back on topic ... you gotta believe the Army gets a mention in week one of the show.

LoungeMachine

12-26-2005, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Anyays, back on topic ... you gotta believe the Army gets a mention in week one of the show.

Absolutely.

We'll end up needing a "tally" thread just to see who gets the most mentions!!! LMAO

Poor Joey.

Is currently owned by.......

WARF
rustoffa
FORD
ALinChainz
Dr. Love
DLR7884
NickDFresh

and of course.....your's truly :D

:hitch:

ppg960

12-26-2005, 10:13 PM

The first caller:
When will the old VH get back together?
#2 Why not? How come?
#3 Please Dave, we'll do anything!
#4 Have you talked to the other 3 lately? When was the last time?
This type of shit will go on for the first month. Then the show will get interesting.

diamondD

12-27-2005, 12:21 AM

You can bet the callers will be heavily screened and the topic of VH reunion will be taboo...

twonabomber

12-27-2005, 02:22 AM

and with the delay we'll never hear those calls.

POJO_Risin

12-27-2005, 02:35 AM

Good thread...

Hadn't really thought about the potential of the Roth Army being mentioned...

lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...

nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...

ashstralia

12-27-2005, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Good thread...

Hadn't really thought about the potential of the Roth Army being mentioned...

lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...

nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...

true, pojo!
imagine 50k new members in one month....:D

Nickdfresh

12-27-2005, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by ashstralia
true, pojo!
imagine 50k new members in one month....:D

There was a bum-rush the days following the announcement...

"Most users ever online was 2053 on 10-25-2005 at 11:13 AM"

Big Train

12-27-2005, 11:38 PM

Didnt that crash the fucking thing for a day? We all might consider making a donation at that point if we want to continue enjoying an actual working website. And we should somehow be branded OG's...we will be lost in the sea of new army members, loads of new sheep pen members and half the stern audience taking digs...

Army could be an accurate word, this could be the start of EP 7: The Thread Wars..Mods be prepared.

twonabomber

12-28-2005, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
There was a bum-rush the days following the announcement...

"Most users ever online was 2053 on 10-25-2005 at 11:13 AM"

yeah, and instead of useful info, Golden Awe spammed the shit out of main. :D

diamondsgirl

12-28-2005, 12:07 AM

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

lmfao...the potential is fucking mindnumbing...

nope...that's just the booze...nevermind...

LMAO. :D

ritetoolforjob

12-28-2005, 05:50 PM

me thinks he should give top props to his number 1 fan..rtfj

Diamondjimi

12-28-2005, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Big Train
Didnt that crash the fucking thing for a day? We all might consider making a donation at that point if we want to continue enjoying an actual working website. And we should somehow be branded OG's...we will be lost in the sea of new army members, loads of new sheep pen members and half the stern audience taking digs...

Army could be an accurate word, this could be the start of EP 7: The Thread Wars..Mods be prepared.

Food for thought ............

Dr. Love

12-28-2005, 08:12 PM

You mean he Dave won't be mentioning his nephew Jizzy?

LoungeMachine

12-28-2005, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Love
You mean he Dave won't be mentioning his nephew Jizzy?

OMG :D :D :D

I forgot all about that

LMMFAO

Jizzy could easily ask unkle dave to be an Intern on his show.

Stuttering Jizzy :D

[ when you call in and drop my name, Doc, will you be wearing your bathrobe?]

:hitch:

ritetoolforjob

12-30-2005, 11:05 AM

maybe he will have the president of jack daniels on.

bueno bob

12-30-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I'm really turned on by the thought of Sammy Hagar bent over in front of me; I sure hope he doesn't shave his back hair, though. What a drag that would be...

Golden AWe

12-30-2005, 11:21 AM

I'll be making announcements about me and Jessica Simpson visiting Dave's show soon. So stay tuned.

ritetoolforjob

12-30-2005, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I'll be making announcements about me and Jessica Simpson visiting Dave's show soon. So stay tuned. if that's the best dave can put on his show it will be over quick. why not put the midgets masturbating donkeys while roth shakes his jack over them on as an encore.....

rustoffa

12-30-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
if that's the best dave can put on his show it will be over quick. why not put the midgets masturbating donkeys while roth shakes his jack over them on as an encore.....

If that's the best YOU can put on this board, your stint will be full of longsuffering pain and misery. Why not put the Orkin man spraying your hair down while your mom calls the carpet cleaners on as an encore?

Fuck it, it'll get better.

POJO_Risin

12-30-2005, 10:29 PM

I'm not worried about the board crashing...

if it does...it does...life goes on people...

it's a message board...

rest assured it will be back up asap...

and there will be some people here...of that...you can be assured of...

ritetoolforjob

12-30-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by rustoffa
If that's the best YOU can put on this board, your stint will be full of longsuffering pain and misery. Why not put the Orkin man spraying your hair down while your mom calls the carpet cleaners on as an encore?

Fuck it, it'll get better. why not put dave's hairdresser on, i bet he could tell a few good stories involving spray paint and forehead reductions......

fuckhowardstern

12-30-2005, 11:34 PM

Why not put ritetool's father on the show so he can tell us stories about how he used to make ritetool swallow his load.....

twonabomber

12-30-2005, 11:45 PM

Dave is on the air RIGHT NOW. it is 11:44 PM EST.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DIAMOND FUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH. I FUCKING WIN!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/jeepsguitars/bigflip.gif

MAX

12-31-2005, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Why not put ritetool's father on the show so he can tell us stories about how he used to make ritetool swallow his load.....

ritetool was actually conceived in a jacuzzi.

His "dad" farted whilst his unsuspecting mother was soaking. :uck:

ritetoolforjob

12-31-2005, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by twonabomber
Dave is on the air RIGHT NOW. it is 11:44 PM EST.

I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH DIAMOND FUCKING DAVID LEE ROTH. I FUCKING WIN!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a372/jeepsguitars/bigflip.gif did u have the balls to ask him why he fucked up his career and vh by walking out on them in 1985? all to do a shitty movie and be everyone's fav game show host.

ritetoolforjob

12-31-2005, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by MAX
my boyfriend asked me last night to give him 9 inches and hurt him. so i fucked him in the ass twice and punched him in the face... hmmmm, and people think i'm queer.....

Unchainme

12-31-2005, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
hmmmm, and people think i'm queer.....

You are, So git your ass in the pen/

fuckhowardstern

12-31-2005, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
hmmmm, anyone here want to suck my cock? people i am queer and I am all alone for new years eve since my boyfriend ran off with my daddy christmas day.....

ALinChainz

12-31-2005, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
ALinChainz?

:D

ALinChainz

12-31-2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
did u have the balls to ask him why he fucked up his career and vh by walking out on them in 1985? all to do a shitty movie and be everyone's fav game show host.

I bet you're watching the "ball drop" tonight huh?

With your mouth wide open ...

Unchainme

12-31-2005, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I bet you're watching the "ball drop" tonight huh?

With your mouth wide open ...

Just like Joe Thunder Huh, Al :D

ALinChainz

12-31-2005, 05:30 PM

Joe adds that extra talent ... using his chin as a "balance beam".

Unchainme

12-31-2005, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Joe adds that extra talent ... using his chin as a "balance beam".

LMMFAO

Loons The Great

12-31-2005, 11:18 PM

If one of yous mofos or mamas does jus' happens to hit the jackpot, THE MOTHALODE dontchoo kno' an' make it thru all dem sonic barriers and reefs and get on the air--DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. Roth ain't gwine-a be cool if ya'll acts a fool yez yez yezzzz...don't spazz an' start quotin' Roth lines and tellin' him what your sig is on the Army...be a cool motherfucker...by now...by and by I'm goin' to see the King...talkin' 'bout King Jesus...JC one time...I am the carpet king, can mark down anything...by now, ya'll should kno' somethin' cool to says to our fearless leader who studied at the school of penatonic...Yas Yez Yes nah...it's pretty easy to think of somethin' that he could riff of ONE TIME CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' DIGGIT???

So's everybody BE COOL....YOU....BE...COOL

Awwwww hush you fuss...hush hush hush hush...bibbidy bop bob bowwww...sho' 'nuff nah...yez yeah...alright nah...I'll dig ya'll lata...

boy, u stupid

01-01-2006, 04:46 PM

like we don't all know it's going to be me. Next stupid question air head.

ALinChainz

01-02-2006, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by boy, u stupid
like we don't all know it's going to be me. Next stupid question air head.

Sorry fag ... but you weren't the first ...

Failure # 1,674,495 and counting for the Army's resident Michael Jackson, Joe Thud.

diamondsgirl

01-02-2006, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by Loons The Great
If one of yous mofos or mamas does jus' happens to hit the jackpot, THE MOTHALODE dontchoo kno' an' make it thru all dem sonic barriers and reefs and get on the air--DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. Roth ain't gwine-a be cool if ya'll acts a fool yez yez yezzzz...don't spazz an' start quotin' Roth lines and tellin' him what your sig is on the Army...be a cool motherfucker...by now...by and by I'm goin' to see the King...talkin' 'bout King Jesus...JC one time...I am the carpet king, can mark down anything...by now, ya'll should kno' somethin' cool to says to our fearless leader who studied at the school of penatonic...Yas Yez Yes nah...it's pretty easy to think of somethin' that he could riff of ONE TIME CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKIN' DIGGIT???

So's everybody BE COOL....YOU....BE...COOL

Awwwww hush you fuss...hush hush hush hush...bibbidy bop bob bowwww...sho' 'nuff nah...yez yeah...alright nah...I'll dig ya'll lata...

thanks for that advice Loons :cool:

Lub yuz!

DG :)