The Van Hagar Fan Coming Out Thread

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Dear Van Hagar Faggotts,
Your love for sweaty nutsacks have overtaken every thought in your head,
You can't even take a shit and wipe without thinking "I wish this was Sammy's Toungue"

Well we here at the Army are throwing a party for all you gay Hagar Fans.

Please come out and admit your GAYNESS and passion for Van Hagar in this thread.
We want to hear all the stories of you and your gay friends sitting in a circle jacking each other off and listening to OU812.
We want to hear about the time the Catholic Priest Touched your pee-pee
Or the time your mom caught you with the taped hamster in the ass...

Quit Hiding..
Admit your problem and you can start getting help..

DickFace
Oh yeah..
KIss My MotherFuckin' Ass

[Chong Li]

Thanks for posting this. I am Chong Li and and I am Van Hagar FAN.

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Originally posted by Chong Li
Thanks for posting this. I am Chong Li and and I am Van Hagar FAN.

Dude,
May you get some fucking help.
It looks like all those cocks in your mouth ruined your "Taste" in music.
I feel sorry for you, so I am going to give you some advice
Kill yourself.
DickFace

[Dickface McSlapnuts]

Repent, and you will be forgiven for your gayness