So what does ABC put on at 9:00 on Monday Nights?

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    So what does ABC put on at 9:00 on Monday Nights?

    Now you are going up against football...albeit you sister station ESPN...

    so you need the only other thing I can think of to get males to stop watching football...

    porn...

    just a thought...

    call it...

    Monday Night ScrewBalls
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: 900, abc, monday, nights
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49125
      #2
      The CFL? WNBA? Celebrity Luge?

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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648
          #3
          No...I said fucking PORN...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49125
              #4
              Originally posted by POJO_Risin
              No...I said fucking PORN...
              Well, isn't the WNBA a form of lesbian porn?

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648
                  #5
                  Make it sports porn...

                  and make it interesting..."Average Joe Plays for Sports Lay..."

                  or Monday Night Lay...

                  Where a regular Joe like you all or me...get a chance to play an event against say...Anna Kournikova or Amanda Beard...and if you beat them...they "beat" you...

                  You put 3 choices in a hat...your choice...her choice and a random choice for the sport played...and you draw...

                  the rest is self explanitory...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648
                      #6
                      Yeah...but they all look like dudes...most of them anyways...

                      that's just not my thing...
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • POJO_Risin
                          Roth Army Caesar
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 40648
                          #7
                          Tell me that isn't a fucking catch phrase...

                          lmfao...

                          "If you beat them....they "beat" you..."
                          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • Unchainme
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 7741
                              #8
                              MNP

                              NONDAY NIGHT PRON!!!!!

                              How will the teams be set up?
                              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                                • LoungeMachine
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 32555
                                  #9
                                  Nude Celebrity Curling........


                                  Okay, Steve......Eva Longoria is up next.........oh, Eva.....too close with that broom....


                                  That's gonna leave a mark, Hank.
                                  Originally posted by Kristy
                                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                    • EbDawson
                                      Veteran
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 1674
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                                      ...I said fucking PORN...
                                      Works for me. I can check out THEISman during the commercials.
                                      "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                                      "Carpe Mammarium"

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                                        • MAX
                                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 12968
                                          #11
                                          Fuck, I still don't get the logic in this move? You know ABC is just prolly going to fill the time slot with stupid shit like "Raymond Blows The Milkman."

                                          Sorry Poj, not the kind of porn you were looking for.
                                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                            • EbDawson
                                              Veteran
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 1674
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by MAX
                                              Fuck, I still don't get the logic in this move?
                                              Money. ABC was losing too much putting the game on and ratings have been fading. That's what I heard anyway.
                                              "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                                              "Carpe Mammarium"

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                                                • MAX
                                                  Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 12968
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by EbDawson
                                                  Money. ABC was losing too much putting the game on and ratings have been fading. That's what I heard anyway.
                                                  They've said that for years.

                                                  Yet, everytime I happen to see a list of the top ten shows per season via The Neilsen Ratings, MNF 'tis always within the top ten.

                                                  Weird. :confused:

                                                  Are Al and John coming back?
                                                  EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                    • EbDawson
                                                      Veteran
                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                      • 1674
                                                      #14
                                                      Al Michaels will be doing MNF with Joe Theisman on ESPN in 2006. Madden is going to NBC I believe.

                                                      ABC could've cut the dopey, useless broad on the sidelines. Would've saved a few bucks.
                                                      "If anyone came here hoping to hear Sammy Hagar Van Halen, there's the fucking door, man!" Ralph Saenz, Atomic Punks

                                                      "Carpe Mammarium"

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                                                        • MAX
                                                          Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 12968
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by EbDawson
                                                          Al Michaels will be doing MNF with Joe Theisman on ESPN in 2006. Madden is going to NBC I believe.

                                                          ABC could've cut the dopey, useless broad on the sidelines. Would've saved a few bucks.
                                                          OH NO!!!

                                                          I cannot STAND Theisman as a booth guy!!! FUCK!!!

                                                          Aren't both CBS and NBC doing Sunday Night Football games though?
                                                          EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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