why don't I grow up?

[Cato]

I have to be 104 today because it's my birthday(my real one is May 2nd, though). but it's still 103. what the fuck eh? doesn't this site allow me to get old any more?
fix it.

[saint]

Happy B. Day Cato seems you got your 104 after all.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Ah to be 95 again.

[Golden AWe]

why doesn't your penis grow, cato?

[WARF]

I don't wanna grow up... i'm a toys r' us kid....

[Cato]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
why doesn't your penis grow, cato?
huh, why do you know that?

[Golden AWe]

huh, is there anything i don't know about other army members penises?

especially as they're all smaller than mine.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Grow the fuck up, Cato. :D

[Mr Grimsdale]

PENIS

[Golden AWe]

pussee

[Mr Grimsdale]

tomato puree!

[Nickdfresh]

You cun't spell blimey without limey!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
I think this thread is boring

[Matt White]

"My My My" said the Spider to the fly......

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
�g Originally posted by Cato
I think this thread is boring �h

do you still think Warham is the best mod?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Cato
do you still think Warham is the best mod?

I know I don't. Warham has the ability to be very boring.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I know I don't. Warham has the ability to be very boring.
hahaha

she should explain why she thinks so!

[Golden AWe]

NG should spend some more time with the dump meisters. she has loads of potential but it's wasted if she doesn't drink beer and listen to some strange music with us.

in the autumn we'd go fishing in lapland.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
do you still think Warham is the best mod?

Yes, I do!


Originally posted by Cato
she should explain why she thinks so!

Because he's a great guy, and he doesn't abuse his position or think he's better than everyone else just because he's a mod. :)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
NG should spend some more time with the dump meisters. she has loads of potential but it's wasted if she doesn't drink beer and listen to some strange music with us.

You're the only one that doesn't scare me, AWe! ;) I've tried visiting the dump before and wasn't too welcome.

And I love beer! :D

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Yes, I do!



Because he's a great guy, and he doesn't abuse his position or think he's better than everyone else just because he's a mod. :)
HUH????? could it be the reason he's the BEST MOD?????????

ok, tell me what he's doing as mod in his forumS. pleeeeeeeeze.

[Cato]

love is blind~~~

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
HUH????? could it be the reason he's the BEST MOD?????????

ok, tell me what he's doing as mod in his forumS. pleeeeeeeeze.

It's one good reason. I don't think the two forums he is in requires a lot of action. ;)

Why do you care who I think is the best mod? I'm no one around here.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Northern Girl

Why do you care who I think is the best mod? I'm no one around here.

You ROCK NG........we all know it....:rockit2:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
You're the only one that doesn't scare me, AWe! ;) I've tried visiting the dump before and wasn't too welcome.

And I love beer! :D

What about me? Do I scare you? Well, I should anyhow... but that's no reason not to come over to The Dump. You'd make a dahm fiiiiine Dump Mistress. ;)

CheerS! :bottle:

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
It's one good reason. I don't think the two forums he is in requires a lot of action. ;)

Why do you care who I think is the best mod? I'm no one around here. heh. to let you realize you are not that clever

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
heh. to let you realize you are not that clever

I don't have a clue what you're talking about. :confused:

[Warham]

I don't have a clue what Cato is talking about either.

[Nickdfresh]

CATO, your (great) avatar is going to get me into trouble at work one of these days you cant!:mad::cato2: (But I love it!@!)

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
I don't have a clue what Cato is talking about either.
why are you a mod?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
You're the only one that doesn't scare me, AWe! ;) I've tried visiting the dump before and wasn't too welcome.

And I love beer! :D

Write as much as you want in the Dump!!!

You're always wellcum!!!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I don't have a clue what you're talking about. :confused:

cato is insulting you because she is testing you. you should insult him now. he enjoys to be humiliated and beaten up by western girls.

even better if you add a whip!

[Cato]

I just dislike stupid boring people.

[Golden AWe]

i told you!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
I just dislike stupid boring people.

So, it's your hatred for yourself that's behind this. I understand now. I know the Asians have a lot to overcome having to live with such tiny penises, but I think you can do it if you really want to.

[Golden AWe]

get a room you two!

Hmmm...oh the young love!

(well, cato is 104 but...)

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
So, it's your hatred for yourself that's behind this. I understand now. I know the Asians have a lot to overcome having to live with such tiny penises, but I think you can do it if you really want to.
fat the shuck up bitch.

I shouldn't have given you my DVD. I hope you dump it.

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
...and he doesn't abuse his position or think he's better than everyone else just because he's a mod. :)

Well said!!


Originally posted by Northern Girl
So, it's your hatred for yourself that's behind this. I understand now. I know the Asians have a lot to overcome having to live with such tiny penises, but I think you can do it if you really want to.

LMAO!!!! I wonder if he thinks he is better than everyone else to compensate for the fact that he has miniscule micro-phallus?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
fat the shuck up bitch.

I shouldn't have given you my DVD. I hope you dump it.

Aw, did I strike a nerve? LOL

I have no idea what you have against me all of a sudden, and I really don't care; because, honestly, you could disappear for a year and I wouldn't even notice. I don't know you, and you don't know me. If you find me stupid and boring, please feel free to ignore me. :)

I won't dump the DVD. It's awesome! But if you don't fat the shuck up, I may give a copy to PA just to piss you off. ;)

[Anonymous]

I think Cato has a crush on NG... :D But then again, who doesn't? ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl


I won't dump the DVD. It's awesome! But if you don't fat the shuck up, I may give a copy to PA just to piss you off. ;)
don't threaten me. he will get it sooner or later from someone else even if you didn't because it's spreading at terrific speed.

[Northern Girl]

Don't be scared of me. I couldn't be more bored or care less about anything.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Cato
don't threaten me. he will get it sooner or later from someone else even if you didn't because it's spreading at terrific speed.

Much like the clap I gave to Southern Girl...:(

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
why are you a mod?

There is no why. I just am.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
There is no why. I just am.
as you know, you are not doing anything as mod since you joined the team. go to your forums and count your own footsteps there. and then raise your eyes and see Natra and I are modding each forum alone.

seriously, you started getting on my nerves when you said "Vote me!" in the best mod poll that WARF started last summer. and when you said "I won", I realized you were a shameless dickhead.
check out that poll once again.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27431
I finally got 23 votes(those are all clean unlike yours, I guess). you know why? that's because I did some good jobs in my forum at that time. but you only begged votes, and it looked pathetic.

warham, you have to work for your own forums more if you say you are a mod.

any refutation?

[Northern Girl]

How fucking pathetic. This whole thing is about that fucked up best mod thread from months ago? Anyone with a brain knew that was a fucking joke from the beginning; and if WARF wouldn't have fallen asleep, you would have won just like it was planned. It was obvious as hell that I was playing along with the joke and voting with aliases. I didn't hide it at all.

How can best mod be measured anyway? It's a popularity contest. Do you really think there is room for comparison on who closes or moves a thread better? Get real.

Seriously, if this is what you need to feel like a man, here goes:

Cato is the best fucking mod in the history of the Army!

Does that stroke your fragile ego enough? Do you feel like a man now? Can you go on with your life?

And last I checked, it's not your choice or your business who is a mod here.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
as you know, you are not doing anything as mod since you joined the team. go to your forums and count your own footsteps there. and then raise your eyes and see Natra and I are modding each forum alone.

seriously, you started getting on my nerves when you said "Vote me!" in the best mod poll that WARF started last summer. and when you said "I won", I realized you were a shameless dickhead.
check out that poll once again.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27431
I finally got 23 votes(those are all clean unlike yours, I guess). you know why? that's because I did some good jobs in my forum at that time. but you only begged votes, and it looked pathetic.

warham, you have to work for your own forums more if you say you are a mod.

any refutation?

I'll refute the fact that you have any common sense.

Dude, the two forums practically run themselves. The only forums that need any kind of 'modding' are the Main and Frontline. Our forums are a piss stain compared those forums.

I didn't give a fuck about winning some Mod award. I said Vote Me, Vote Me because I knew it was one big circle jerk to begin with. If I would have known you had wanted to win, I would've conceded. :rolleyes:

[Warham]

Hey Pojo,

Why don't you demod me so Cato can get his ego stroked?

He doesn't feel like he's getting his due for modding the picture forum.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham

Dude, the two forums practically run themselves. The only forums that need any kind of 'modding' are the Main and Frontline. Our forums are a piss stain compared those forums.


then you don't need to be a mod. and the rest forums don't need any mods. eh?

we mods have to keep our own forums exciting always, in each way. that's mod job, I believe so.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
Hey Pojo,

Why don't you demod me so Cato can get his ego stroked?


you can ask him to de-mod yourself.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
How fucking pathetic. This whole thing is about that fucked up best mod thread from months ago? Anyone with a brain knew that was a fucking joke from the beginning; and if WARF wouldn't have fallen asleep, you would have won just like it was planned. It was obvious as hell that I was playing along with the joke and voting with aliases. I didn't hide it at all.

How can best mod be measured anyway? It's a popularity contest. Do you really think there is room for comparison on who closes or moves a thread better? Get real.

Seriously, if this is what you need to feel like a man, here goes:

Cato is the best fucking mod in the history of the Army!

Does that stroke your fragile ego enough? Do you feel like a man now? Can you go on with your life?

And last I checked, it's not your choice or your business who is a mod here.
you don't know anything about modding. please shut the fuck up.

btw I know I'm not the best mod.

[Golden AWe]

seriously, cato has put A HUGE amount of effort, time and work to the roth army through these years...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
seriously, cato has put A HUGE amount of effort, time and work to the roth army through these years...

No one is saying he hasn't, but he's taking this whole thing a little too seriously. Maybe this is all he has. Who knows? Who knows anything about him? I don't even notice him here 99% of the time.

BTW...you're the one who told me to insult him...;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Cato
please shut the fuck up

btw I know I'm not the best mod


Kiss my ass! I'll say whatever the fuck I want.

btw...you still don't get it...no one is the best mod !!

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
you don't know anything about modding. please shut the fuck up.

btw I know I'm not the best mod.

Then why do you care about what I do? If you ain't the best, shut your yapper.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
Then why do you care about what I do? If you ain't the best, shut your yapper.
that's because I have to work twice as much as the other mods.

[Cato]

Warham, you are a bad example for the next mods. you make them think mods don't have to do anything.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl

BTW...you're the one who told me to insult him...;)

yesss, if the talk is about sex.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
yesss, if the talk is about sex.

Oh, I didn't know the rules. ;)

Pretty sure Cato and I won't be talking about sex. :p

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Oh, I didn't know the rules. ;)

Pretty sure Cato and I won't be talking about sex. :p

you should change sides in this little mod war, and make out with cato.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
you should change sides in this little mod war, and make out with cato.

There's no war; just someone's insecurities coming out. That doesn't turn me on. I'll stick with my 1st choice. ;)

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
Warham, you are a bad example for the next mods. you make them think mods don't have to do anything.

Yeah, Cato, the turnaround here is ridiculous.

:rolleyes:

If another mod cares what I think, he doesn't belong here, including you.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
There's no war; just someone's insecurities coming out. That doesn't turn me on. I'll stick with my 1st choice. ;)

three amigos have no insecurities

[Northern Girl]

I don't know what that means.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I don't know what that means.

that is one reason not to get involved in this.

[Cato]

good morning everybody. my first post in today is...

Warham doesn't need to be a mod because he even doesn't visit his own forums.

very true.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
good morning everybody. my first post in today is...

Warham doesn't need to be a mod because he even doesn't visit his own forums.

very true.

Wrong again, oh ignorant one.

I checked both when I came home from work this afternoon.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
Wrong again, oh ignorant one.

I checked both when I came home from work this afternoon.
and you did nothing as usual.

why don't you put your idea into those places? show us your creativity there unless you are retarded.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
and you did nothing as usual.

why don't you put your idea into those places? show us your creativity there unless you are retarded.

Where are your fucking ideas?

Show me what you got, old man.

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
Where are your fucking ideas?

Show me what you got, old man.
at least I have lots threads and I'm posting almost everyday there.
didn't you notice my tour book threads? if so, it proves you are not paying attention to your forums at all.

ok, let's compare the numbers of thread we started.

in the pic forum...
Cato : 43
Warham : 1

...hey, are you joking?

and even in songs...
Cato : 6
Warham : 0

ARE YOU SERIOUS??? CAN YOU STILL SAY YOU ARE A MOD???????
SHAME ON YOU BASTARD!

[fuckhowardstern]

LMFAO

[Cato]

I was reeeeeeeeelly surprised when I got those results. he was lazier than I could imagine. UN-FOOKIN'-BELIEVABLE.

[Warham]

Originally posted by Cato
I was reeeeeeeeelly surprised when I got those results. he was lazier than I could imagine. UN-FOOKIN'-BELIEVABLE.

I'm really surprised you're that anal. No, wait, actually I'm not.

It's not a requirement for a mod to start threads in the forum they moderate in. The job title is 'mod', not 'thread starter'.

Hey, if you got a problem with my being a mod in 'your' forum, go PM Pojo and tell him to move me to Frontline, where I do start threads, which in your mind seems to be some requisite for modding around here.

Otherwise, I'll do it and see how hard he laughs. Is that good enough for ya, old man?

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by Warham
...Hey, if you got a problem with my being a mod in 'your' forum, go PM Pojo and tell him to move me to Frontline, where I do start threads, which in your mind seems to be some requisite for modding around here....

Like he hasn't done that already!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Warham
I'm really surprised you're that anal. No, wait, actually I'm not.

It's not a requirement for a mod to start threads in the forum they moderate in. The job title is 'mod', not 'thread starter'.

Hey, if you got a problem with my being a mod in 'your' forum, go PM Pojo and tell him to move me to Frontline, where I do start threads, which in your mind seems to be some requisite for modding around here.

Otherwise, I'll do it and see how hard he laughs. Is that good enough for ya, old man?

the heat is on!!!

[Cato]

Originally posted by Warham
I'm really surprised you're that anal. No, wait, actually I'm not.

It's not a requirement for a mod to start threads in the forum they moderate in. The job title is 'mod', not 'thread starter'.

Hey, if you got a problem with my being a mod in 'your' forum, go PM Pojo and tell him to move me to Frontline, where I do start threads, which in your mind seems to be some requisite for modding around here.

Otherwise, I'll do it and see how hard he laughs. Is that good enough for ya, old man?
huh? it's better than doing nothing eh? starting a thread is just one of mod jobs. what are you doing there, you are only looking around like a speechless forest ranger eh eh?

no I won't PM him. instead I'll start a thread about you in the mod room soon. look forward to it.

btw, Frontline has enough mods already. is there a chair for you there?

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!

you are all very stinky

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
HA!

you are all very stinky

That does it! I'm leaving this site FOREVER! I've NEVER been so insulted in my life... Well, there was this one time a kid said to his mother "Mommy, look at that piece of dog poo." He wasn't exactly pointing at me, but I went there and slapped him silly just the same. Why, of all the nerve!

Cheers, dammit! :bottle:

[Mr Grimsdale]

what a woofter!

[Mr Grimsdale]

cato you nipponese fuckwit, stop inserting vegetables up yer jacksy and you'll find the whole world will treat you differently