What makes Roth interesting

[radioprofessor]

Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).

[franksters]

You certainly live an exciting life...

now go fuck yourself!

[WARF]

Gay Thread Alert!

[Warham]

Wake me up when he starts.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).



Shaddap.

[blonddgirl777]

O.K., you've sais it...
Now go register at the Sammy Haygar site at: www.shiteater.com
Have fun!

[Dan]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 I have sucked cock and taken one or two up my ass it's entertaining (for a while),I should go on Tour with Joe Thunder.

[radioprofessor]

See...now that's funny. Glad to see you people are getting a sense of humor. There's hope yet.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).

Well, if you consider Stern with his Circus with notables as "Wendy The Retard" & Jeff "The Drunk" argumentably more entertaining and intelligent than listening to the brilliance of ROTH Philosophy...then I assume those circus characters are at your IQ level where you a comfortable.

The only true entertainment was never Stern...that's why he surrounded himself with such "friends".

His Circus consists of either drunk idiots like Artie & Jeff the Drunk, bigots like Daniel Carver or the dwarf entertainment of Beetlejuice. Howard alone is a boring solo act. Robin has to fill in the gap and give courtesy laughs to keep the audience from yawning over the same stupid crapola. ROTH has a mind and he expresses it...THAT my friend, is entertaining and is worth the 4 hours of airtime.

Train wrecks don't happen on West 57th Street or wherever ROTH pitches his tent. Sorry to disappoint cha.

[m_dixon1984]

Maybe if we ignore these Stern sheep they'll just go away. However, I will say this:

I think it's quite obvious from the first 2 shows that Dave was in no way expected to be the "new" Stern. That would be an unreal expectation on everyone's part (unreal to expect Dave to achieve Stern like ratings and followers in just 2 shows and unreal to expect Dave to be anything but himself). The stations who previously aired Stern will have to realize that losing listeners initially is completely unavoidable. Give it a few weeks or months and the new Dave Radio demographic will form. Hopefully it will be big enough for the stations who've signed on to stick with it and we'll be done with these Stern fans infesting our site and calling into his show (they'll have found some other Stern immitator to fulfill their sideshow/freakshow fetishes). Meanwhile, the true Dave fans, old and new, can appreciate a more mature radio experience. Full of Dave's wit and charm (not to mention the occasional forray into cynicism, sarcasm, debauchery and sexism).

This will be my last response to a Stern sheep. Give it a month and they'll all be listening to satellite and getting their $12 a month rectal Stern-ectomy. And we'll get to enjoy Dave for free, as well as the last laugh.

M

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).




Go fist your own ass faggy.

Do you feel better about yourself now that you've come over here and ‘schooled’ us all by ripping into Roth?

Try again shit queen. The only thing you have proven is that you like dick cheese in your ass and you guzzle he-jizz by the gallon.

Fuck you ass eater.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by m_dixon1984
Maybe if we ignore these Stern sheep they'll just go away. However, I will say this:

I think it's quite obvious from the first 2 shows that Dave was in no way expected to be the "new" Stern. That would be an unreal expectation on everyone's part (unreal to expect Dave to achieve Stern like ratings and followers in just 2 shows and unreal to expect Dave to be anything but himself). The stations who previously aired Stern will have to realize that losing listeners initially is completely unavoidable. Give it a few weeks or months and the new Dave Radio demographic will form. Hopefully it will be big enough for the stations who've signed on to stick with it and we'll be done with these Stern fans infesting our site and calling into his show (they'll have found some other Stern immitator to fulfill their sideshow/freakshow fetishes). Meanwhile, the true Dave fans, old and new, can appreciate a more mature radio experience. Full of Dave's wit and charm (not to mention the occasional forray into cynicism, sarcasm, debauchery and sexism).

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss You are absolutely Right!
This will be my last response to a Stern sheep. Give it a month and they'll all be listening to satellite and getting their $12 a month rectal Stern-ectomy. And we'll get to enjoy Dave for free, as well as the last laugh.

M

[jhale667]

radioprofessor = jizzmopper

[Matt White]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
See...There's hope yet.

How many times have we heard that before......


FARK OFF

[sonrisa salvaje]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).


Originally posted by jhale667
radioprofessor = jizzmopper

Now that the professor has used his mother's computer, maybe he'll go back down to the basement and beat his meat like it owes him money. In fact, his dick probably dodges him when he goes to take a piss for fear of rope burn.

[radioprofessor]

Okay everyone, I'm back. I was beating my meat down in the basement and I'm ready to use mom's computer again. Now...rate Roth on the following scale of gayness:
Will and Grace gay (1-3)
Paul Lynde gay (4-6)
Harvey Fierstein gay (7-9)
David Lee Roth gay (10)--save this rating for serious fruits only...like DLR

[hain23x]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Okay everyone, I'm back. I was beating my meat down in the basement and I'm ready to use mom's computer again.


at least you're honest!

[Matt White]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Okay everyone, I'm back. I was beating my meat down in the basement and I'm ready to use mom's computer again. Now...rate radioprofessor on the following scale of gayness:
Will and Grace gay (1-3)
Paul Lynde gay (4-6)
Harvey Fierstein gay (7-9)
Attention Whore Trolls (10)--save this rating for serious fruits only...like radioprofessor

Total waste of bandwidth.......

[truthdefender]

radioprofessor (whatever that means) seems to have a real axe to grind when it comes to talent like DLR. I wish s/he would open his or her mind because Howard Stern is mindless and Roth is a complete original.
Come on people--back me up on this one!

[truthdefender]

seriously? no one will defend the real "king of media": David Lee Roth?

[radioprofessor]

who the hell is this retard truthdefender? and where the hell are my other threads?

[Jurak]

they are pointless, worthless, thoughtless, and hollow.......much like yerself....... now go fuck your hat.

[franksters]

To answer that dumb question, obviously asked by a dumbass, it is very simple;

Dave possess the ability to re-invent himself like no other icon that we know of to this day, it is extremely motivating to see someone like that, making all these career move.

He allowed us to dream and show us his true self like no others.

What you see is what you get! There is no time to fuck around...and also no time wasting coming from him .

hopefully that was clear.

now by by and have a nice life...doing the same thing over and over and over until the end.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by franksters
...hopefully that was clear....

It is very clear... but for that "radio" thing??? :confused:
I sure hope so!

[truthdefender]

Blondgirl has it right. I agree that David Lee Roth has great hair.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Blondgirl has it right. I agree that David Lee Roth has great hair.

Fuck you!

"radioprofessor", "truthdefender"... what's next?

Hell, you didn't eaven find your avatars...

[truthdefender]

That's true, Blondgirl. I didn't "eaven" find it. Oh blond girl, let's cut the charade and declare that just as David Lee Roth's plugs blend with his whispy, thinning hair, you and I are just two people from different sides of the tracks (my side, the non-obsessive one and your the side that includes silly defenses and fantasies about aging rock stars) who would be best friends if our different ideologies regarding rockers who were recently reduced to playing Indian casinos didn't get in the way?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
... you and I are just two people from different sides of the tracks (my side, the non-obsessive one and your the side that includes silly defenses and fantasies about aging rock stars)...


Sorry to announce you that but ALL members of this Army are on MY side of the track so:
Either you come to your senses and get on our side (and fast) or go get hit by the train (eaven faster)...!


It could be to your advantage to join a site that suits you like: man to man buttfucking, drinking your own urine, trimming your nose hair etc...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
... who would be best friends if our different ideologies regarding rockers who were recently reduced to playing Indian casinos didn't get in the way?


Friends???
Don't flatter yourself...

[truthdefender]

Blondgirl: you ARE naughty! Yes...it's an "army" IF you define army as a gathering of obsessive nerd mongers. But again, let's not let that get in the way of what's developing between us! Perhaps if I were to wear a sweet hair weave and put on an EMT uniform?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Blondgirl: you ARE naughty! Yes...it's an "army" IF you define army as a gathering of obsessive nerd mongers....

YOU, a retard from Anchorage, calling a girl like ME a nerd???

No wonder you still beat off in your mom's basement with no girl to releise that "pressure", giving you all those pimples...

Get a life!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
... Perhaps if I were to wear a sweet hair weave and put on an EMT uniform?

But your personality just ruins it... looser!

[truthdefender]

No, blondgirl. You're no nerd. How could I call someone who is a five-medal "roth army elite"--that is to say, someone who holds a sort of office in an internet fantasy site--a nerd? What was I thinking? Of course, we can assume that in addition to the dungeonmaster persona you take on in your cyber "life" that you're as big as our glaciers and...just as cold?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
No, blondgirl. You're no nerd. How could I call someone who is a five-medal "roth army elite"--that is to say, someone who holds a sort of office in an internet fantasy site--a nerd? What was I thinking?...

Good Boy!
Now you are starting to make sens (baby steps and you'll join us)...


You know... before I was an Elite, I was a Recruit (LIKE YOU)...
Go on posting and YOU WILL reach up?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
...you're as big as our glaciers and...just as cold?

Yes... BG is huge and don't you ever forget that!
And I will be colder than your Mama glacier until you either get a brain or leave!

[truthdefender]

wait...it seemed like you were being nice; then the second post came. fine; I'll leave if you can think of one nice thing to say about...ohhh...Sammy Hagar (or Howard Stern if you can't bring yourself to do the Hagar thing)

[blonddgirl777]

Check out this site:
www.sternfuckshagar.com
It is more of your leage!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
... fine; I'll leave if you can think of one nice thing to say about...ohhh...Sammy Hagar (or Howard Stern if you can't bring yourself to do the Hagar thing)

You'll leave?
Did you say you'll leave (promised)??????

Ba Bye!!!! :cry:

[truthdefender]

thanks for the link, blandgurgle. it's pretty sweet. YOU may want to check out
www.huskynerdgirls.com

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
thanks for the link, blandgurgle. it's pretty sweet. YOU may want to check out
www.huskynerdgirls.com


How original... can't you make up your own posts?

[truthdefender]

too late. screwed yourself by reading my post carelessly

[blonddgirl777]

Ho sweet inbread from the ice...
There's a pattern here:

I am the high school popular girl that you could never get the nerve to aproach,
I am the hot co-worker that you can never get the balls to talk to,
I am the girl that you really really hate because she won't give you the time of day (in real life)...

You....
You are the nerd I was never considering talking to, at school,
You are still the nerd at work that I like to joke with and make fun of...
You are the nerd that will take all my sarcasm and insults for a joke, just to be around me...


So now, all the power is to you 'caus you can bash on me, behind your Mama's screen...

Big Boy!!!! Sit Now...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
too late. screwed yourself by reading my post carelessly

"Carelessly" is the only way to read YOUR idiocy!

[Matt White]

This troll still at it?


It's like amateur night at the local comedy club.....

None of these guys are funning OR entertaining............


Get the hook......

[MAX]

Fuck,

Hagar sheep and now the inevitable Stern creeps...

Oh, what are we to do? :confused:

Both similarly stupid and for some reason, EXTREMELY both jealous and threatened by Diamond Dave.

Wonder why that 'tis?

Talent maybe?

[Matt White]

Both are bored....


The STERN fans don't have the dough to afford the sattelite radio their hero sold 'em down the river for.....


And Spambo's couple of fans? "SOCIAL MISFITS"....

[truthdefender]

Comic book nerd and dungeons-dragons master make a good team. Max, Matt: take out your retainers, boys, you're muimbling.
Yep, Diamond Dave's a scary talent. That talent's what's kept him working those casino showrooms and 500 seaters for the past ten years.

[blonddgirl777]

And what talent do YOU have???
Besides playing the banjo on an Iceberg...

[MAX]

You KNOW they all just sit there, blown away and are truly amazed as to why they just don't fucking GET IT!!!

Deep down, they dig Dave, they're just too stupid and wanna hang with the upper echelon of dire wit, humor, creativity and intelligence.

Instead the poor bastards can only diss.

"Knock! Knock!" jokes only go so far, you know? ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Comic book nerd and dungeons-dragons master make a good team. Max, Matt: take out your retainers, boys, you're muimbling.
Yep, Diamond Dave's a scary talent. That talent's what's kept him working those casino showrooms and 500 seaters for the past ten years.

WRONG you fucking cunt.

I'm an athlete first and foremost, never once claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

However, I know that I could beat you senseless with a rolled up comic book, thus forcing you to wear a retainer though. :)

I used to bully Dungeons and Dragons geeks as a child and listening to The Full Bug made me do it too. :cool:

[truthdefender]

Max: the beating with the comic book line was good; shows you may have a sense of humor after all. Of COURSE I dig DLR (not "deep down" but out in the open), but I don't think there's anything Roth-esque or cool about spending your life (as opposed to an afternoon of fucking around) on a fan website. I mean, "rothfan gladiator" or "army elite"? Get the fuck out of here! Even Orvel Redenbocker is laughing at you!

[MAX]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Max: the beating with the comic book line was good; shows you may have a sense of humor after all. Of COURSE I dig DLR (not "deep down" but out in the open), but I don't think there's anything Roth-esque or cool about spending your life (as opposed to an afternoon of fucking around) on a fan website. I mean, "rothfan gladiator" or "army elite"? Get the fuck out of here! Even Orvel Redenbocker is laughing at you!

Your ignorance 'tis showing with every word you type. :)

I don't get the popcorn jab though?

Why? Cos it ain't fuckin' funny maybe? :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And what talent do YOU have???
Besides playing the banjo on an Iceberg...

Only if they have icebergs in SoCal. lol

Another troll BUSTED!!! :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MAX
...I used to bully Dungeons and Dragons geeks as a child :cool:

L.O.L. I used to make fun of them too...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Comic book nerd and dungeons-dragons master make a good team. Max, Matt: take out your retainers, boys, you're muimbling.
Yep, Diamond Dave's a scary talent. That talent's what's kept him working those casino showrooms and 500 seaters for the past ten years.

Slugger...the ONLY way you'd
"beat me" is..........


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA!!!!

Not worth the attention Max......no need to feed it.......


"The Tide is High...."

[truthdefender]

Max "busted a troll"...Blondgirl L.O.L.'s...
Listen to yourselves; it's not even the language of people who have relationships with REAL people in their lives. Of course, the strategy of letting s shit-disturber like me get tired of playing this game until he goes away is a valid one. Eventually we do go away...and return to the real world. Meanwhile Blondgirl will make tough life decisions like "should I post a picture of Zena in place of the Kill Bill thing" and Max will begin a new fantasy about meeting his dreamgirl at a future Deep Space Nine convention. Okay...your geekdome finally wore me out. Goodnight.

[jhale667]

Originally posted by truthdefender
shit-disturber

Don't you mean 'shit-DISTRIBUTOR', troll? ;)

[Matt White]

Right....it always returns..........

[Matt White]

"Shoo fly...don't bother me,
Shoo fly...don't bother me,
Shoo fly...don't bother me,"

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
... Okay...your geekdome finally wore me out. Goodnight.

YOU ARE the weakest link...
Ba Bye!!! :D

[MAX]

Oh boy... :rolleyes:

This brings us all to the age old question...

truthdefender,

Then why are you wasting your precious and valuable time heeya? Is it to prove some sort of a point? :confused:

Well, you've miserably failed.

Are you a Hagar dork or a Stern one? That "deep space" thang has thrown me for a loop cos I've never gotten nor understood the whole Area 51 or alien abduction gig? I know Hagar fans dig it though.

I loved watching The Broncos kick The Chargers ass last weekend though. Did you enjoy the rain? ;)

[Matt White]

HA!

[george takei]

what makes the man interesting is his wicked way of talking

[MAX]

Yo "George,"

Dig them Powda Blues...

Simply one of (if not) THE BEST uni's in history!!!

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/alworth03pf-1.jpg

[george takei]

Hint: I'm not a Charger fan. I do enjoy the Padres, though, so work from that angle.

[MAX]

Hint: I really don't give a flying fuck. :)

Just waiting to put a load of whites into the dryer before I crash.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by radioprofessor
Since 1988 Roth's only interesting moments have been getting busted for...LOL...a DIME BAG (easy moneybags!) of pot and going on Stern. Stern was the only interviewer who would shut down Roth's affected rantings (just like Steven Tyler, Roth has always had a penchent for watering down old Frank Zappa quotes). I will absolutely listen to David Lee streaming radio until the 9th because train wrecks are entertaining (for a while).

Well pal, you were never interesting....so ROTH has one up an ya' snookims...

My advice to you (besides self-neutering) is to go pay $12 a month for boring HOWARD STERN, who burned out a long time ago, and whose content has bored me into consistently missing his show more often that not over the three years or so (since he came back on in Buffalo, after his show was initially dropped for several years, and BUFFALO is a very shitty radio market filled with bland, cookie cutter "nice guy and gal" douche bags).

From the lack of serious drive I've heard from STERN the last few years, one would be an idiot to subscribe for drive time radio solely...

[fuckhowardstern]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sorry to announce you that but ALL members of this Army are on MY side of the track so:
Either you come to your senses and get on our side (and fast) or go get hit by the train (eaven faster)...!


It could be to your advantage to join a site that suits you like: man to man buttfucking, drinking your own urine, trimming your nose hair etc...

LMFAO!!!! Owned!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sorry to announce you that but ALL members of this Army are on MY side of the track so:
Either you come to your senses and get on our side (and fast) or go get hit by the train (eaven faster)...!


It could be to your advantage to join a site that suits you like: man to man buttfucking, drinking your own urine, trimming your nose hair etc...

I love your blonddgirl!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
I love your blonddgirl!

I will beleive you if you vote me 5 stars... ;) :p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by truthdefender
Max "busted a troll"...Blondgirl L.O.L.'s...
Listen to yourselves; ... Meanwhile Blondgirl will make tough life decisions like "should I post a picture of Zena in place of the Kill Bill...

And thanks for voting me 5 stars!
:fucku2:

[J-Axe]

radioprofessor - You must be a voyeur. Your obsessed with Dave, and being Gay. Did the beautiful Rothness of his weaving hair in those spandex suits get you excited? Being attracted to the other sex can be accepted, just follow your heart.