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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8959

    Defending Roth?

    What's there to defend?

    He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.

    If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.

    It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?

    No.

    Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?

    No.

    Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?

    I don't know.

    I know this much:

    David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.

    *NEWS FLASH*

    David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!

    Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?

    No.

    The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.

    You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

    OOPS! :eek:

    That might just be on the docket.
  • Dave's PA Rental
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3755

    #2
    Boo-rah...
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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    • Dan
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12194

      #3
      Originally posted by rustoffa
      What's there to defend?

      He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.

      If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.

      It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?

      No.

      Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?

      No.

      Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?

      I don't know.

      I know this much:

      David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.

      *NEWS FLASH*

      David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!

      Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?

      No.

      The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.

      You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

      OOPS! :eek:

      That might just be on the docket.
      Amen To That.
      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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      • Flash Bastard

        #4
        I'm thrilled as fuck that Dave's got a new gig, finally I have another reason to get out of bed in the morning that has nothing to do with taking a piss.

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20565

          #5
          Re: Defending Roth?

          Originally posted by rustoffa
          What's there to defend?

          He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.

          If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.

          It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?

          No.

          Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?

          No.

          Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?

          I don't know.

          I know this much:

          David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.

          *NEWS FLASH*

          David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!

          Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?

          No.

          The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.

          You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

          OOPS! :eek:

          That might just be on the docket.

          RUS...ROCKIN' THE SURE SHOT!!!
          Last edited by Matt White; 01-04-2006, 10:22 PM.

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          • NATEDOG001976
            Veteran
            • Apr 2004
            • 2369

            #6
            Roth is the "New" king of all media!
            http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8...19yc8872wu.jpg


            http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5...0269il5.th.jpg




            Originally posted by fuckhowardstern - dude - you sounded cool as a cucumber - totally relaxed and spoke with authority - must say I was a bit surprised but you sounded really at ease - super cool-like.

            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra - nate, you are the fucking attention whore of the day and you DESERVE it

            Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise - BTW, bravo NATE! Soon Dave will mention the Army by himself!

            Originally posted by franksters Have you heard Nate properly, We now moved up to an ''Organisation'' Awesome man!!
            Roth army....more than an army....it's a gr8 Organization!!

            Originally posted by Northern Girl
            Nate, so cool. I'm listening to the Dallas feed, so it'll be coming up in a while. Can't wait!

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            • h3yl0
              Full On Cocktard
              • Jan 2005
              • 21

              #7
              I love you...you should be a speach writer.....HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
              http://home.hccnet.nl/m.kragting/ima...ogo/neonHD.gifhttp://home.ptd.net/~nikki/images/pow-mia-plain.jpg

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              • Terry
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 11957

                #8
                No shit!!

                Really matters not to me one iota if Roth is a smash, ratings-wise. Personally, I never cared for Stern anyway. Not even way back before he overexposed himself in the mid 1990s. Just never saw the big deal about the dude.

                Dave's already been to the top of the hill in terms of media saturation and popularity. Dude has nothing to prove to anyone. If anything, Roth gets my props for doing shit like training to become an EMT and taking on a radio show these days precisely BECAUSE there's nothing left for him to prove. Kinda beats building a little Disneyfied 'rock and roll' club for onesself and licensing your name on various products...

                ...Fuck, I doubt this radio gig is gonna last long-term, but it would seem to right up Dave's alley. And after being bombarded by local morning show dj's doing half-assed impressions of Don Imus and Howard Stern from coast to coast, it will be refreshing to hear an original personality on the radio again.
                Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                • Flash Bastard

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Terry
                  No shit!!

                  Really matters not to me one iota if Roth is a smash, ratings-wise. Personally, I never cared for Stern anyway. Not even way back before he overexposed himself in the mid 1990s. Just never saw the big deal about the dude.

                  Dave's already been to the top of the hill in terms of media saturation and popularity. Dude has nothing to prove to anyone. If anything, Roth gets my props for doing shit like training to become an EMT and taking on a radio show these days precisely BECAUSE there's nothing left for him to prove. Kinda beats building a little Disneyfied 'rock and roll' club for onesself and licensing your name on various products...

                  ...Fuck, I doubt this radio gig is gonna last long-term, but it would seem to right up Dave's alley. And after being bombarded by local morning show dj's doing half-assed impressions of Don Imus and Howard Stern from coast to coast, it will be refreshing to hear an original personality on the radio again.
                  Can I get an amen or a hell yeah?

                  Praise Roth! Praise Alan the Panther!

                  5 stars for you sir.

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                  • Wonder Twins
                    Roadie
                    • May 2005
                    • 158

                    #10
                    In all seriousness dave seemed alot more calmer today. The show flowed a hell of alot better then the 1sy one. LONG LIVE DIAMOND DAVE

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                    • bantonelli
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 2629

                      #11
                      Re: Defending Roth?

                      Originally posted by rustoffa
                      What's there to defend?

                      He's not the real king of media. He's not a talk radio veteran. He's a Rock And Roll Icon with the gift of gab and a brand new fucking gig.

                      If anything, the world that's spinning beneath our feet is saturated with MEDIA.....I mean like saturated and jaded.

                      It's a fucking joke....I've read enough critical diatribes' on this deal to make Jim Goad's proof reader dizzy. Did Howard Stern have to deal with this level of hype and sensationalism when he was trying out the training wheels?

                      No.

                      Did Howard Stern's style and schtick that mesmerizes' the millions and millions of lowbrow afficiandos' evolve over the course of two fucking days?


                      OOOO WEEEEE. This is a great couple of IN YOUR FACE paragraphs that I think ROCKS THE NATION. I'd love it, Rustoffa, if you'd send this off to that NO BRAIN IMBUSTLE Journalist who has the odacity (sp?) to put ROTH down like he's suppose to be an experienced Media Person.

                      These jealous Fcuks will say anything to try to pursuade the masses to side with them.....Ain't gonna happen as long as the ARMY is around.
                      No.

                      Will Dave Roth be as popular a radio host as Howard Stern?

                      I don't know.

                      I know this much:

                      David Lee Roth was stomping around the whole fucking planet, and OWNING it long before the era of mass media. He has NOTHING to prove to ANYONE.

                      *NEWS FLASH*

                      David Lee Roth doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.....never has. He wouldn't give a flying fuck if Howard Stern signed a contract with No fucking Doubt to be their new front thing. You know, Stern would be stepping into a gig belying his field of expertise!

                      Would Howard Stern do such a thing....like, as a SERIOUS endeavor?

                      No.

                      The parallelium is there folks. Eat it and Fucking Smile.

                      You're the man Dave. Take that fucking radio show to Vegas and play a Casino.

                      OOPS! :eek:

                      That might just be on the docket.
                      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                      • truthdefender
                        Full On Cocktard
                        • Jan 2006
                        • 23

                        #12
                        I can defend David Lee. He has really nice hair.
                        enjoy the truth

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8959

                          #13
                          Somebody sticky this motherfucker!

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8959

                            #14
                            Originally posted by truthdefender
                            I can defend David Lee. He has really nice hair.
                            Never mind about the sticky.

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                            • ThrillsNSpills
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6627

                              #15
                              Dave has already made radio history.
                              He has plugged into a syndicated situation where he's got 8 to 10 million listeners and he is unproven on radio.
                              Imagine the countless radio dudes who have been doing talk radio forever and DLR takes the top spot.
                              7 markets....that's a lot of cheerios.

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