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hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:29 PM
Yes, yes, yes folks.

fuckhowardstern and I are going on a GAY DATE™ tonight, to see "Brokeback Mountain"

we're going to make out and celebrate our gay coming out party!

only at hitchworld

we might call phil the stalker for a threesome

because we're slutty lil fags

'sup???

motherfucker!!!

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h=

fuckhowardstern
01-18-2006, 04:32 PM
I'm too old for you Hitch - go hang out by the junior high school to pick up your date for tonight.

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
I'm too old for you Hitch - go hang out by the junior high school to pick up your date for tonight.


dude tell me so i can prepare my tender sphinctus:

are you large in the pants or small in the pants?

tonight we find out HOOOOGAH!!!

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

fuckhowardstern
01-18-2006, 04:34 PM
Come on ban me fucktwat - you are all talk.

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by fuckhowardstern
Come on ban me fucktwat - you are all talk.


tonight i can talk dirty to you if that is your kink big studd.

HOOOGAH I love the taste of a man!

TWINKS!!

=h=

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Who is hitch1969©?

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Damn it SARGE's little helper™! You're harder to find than a main mod!

Who is hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
01-18-2006, 04:41 PM
Damnit SARGE's little helper! Yopu're harder to find than a main mod!

Who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:42 PM
That's better!

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:43 PM
NickDFresh,

love you in the non fuckhowardstern platonic non-gay wanna hump him at brokeback mountain on our date in the theatre kind of way!

hey dude....

can you get that mp3 of stern this morning?

much thanks!

=h=

Guitar Shark
01-18-2006, 04:46 PM
fhs - are you even aware who you're talking to?

To be the subject of a hitchRANT© thread is an extremely rare honor, and is bestowed only on the most deserving candidates.

Relish it!

LoungeMachine
01-18-2006, 04:47 PM
Mustard it even.....

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
NickDFresh,

love you in the non fuckhowardstern platonic non-gay wanna hump him at brokeback mountain on our date in the theatre kind of way!

hey dude....

can you get that mp3 of stern this morning?

much thanks!

=h=

Right here my friend. All MP3s are available here: http://www.vhnd.com/articles/060108-01.shtml

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:50 PM
yeah I'm just funnin' bro.

you're ok.

and i didnt ban you.

and i still wish that i could quit you.

BREASTS!!

COME BACK FUCKHOWARDSTERN COME BACK!!!

=h=

LoungeMachine
01-18-2006, 04:53 PM
Shit, no one aint shit 'til they been banned by Hitch at least once.....


He banned/owned/and dated me all in the same night.......


Memories.....

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Right here my friend. All MP3s are available here: http://www.vhnd.com/articles/060108-01.shtml

no no no dude, i have all those.

what i am talking about is a clip of the stern show today.

where he talked about roth having a meltdown

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:56 PM
Naw man, I'll have to download it from www.redskunk.org

Nickdfresh
01-18-2006, 04:59 PM
Anyone know what hour HOWARD addressed DAVE's meltdown?

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 05:00 PM
NickDFresh

read this bro

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32192

thats what i am talking about

like you did that other mp3 of the stern show when he tried to call dave.

remember bro?

Golden AWe
01-18-2006, 05:07 PM
hitch:When you’re selling a car to man, it all comes down to who’s got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But, in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, 'I’ve got the biggest todger in the world'.

Paul: I've got the biggest todger in the world.

hitch: It's not as big as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine.

hitch1969©
01-18-2006, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
hitch:When you’re selling a car to man, it all comes down to who’s got the biggest todger. You have to make him think that his is bigger. But, in order to sell it to him, you have to know that yours is the biggest. You have to keep telling yourself, 'I’ve got the biggest todger in the world'.

Paul: I've got the biggest todger in the world.

hitch: It's not as big as mine, Paul. It's not as big as mine.

GOLD.

=h=

rustoffa
01-18-2006, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Damn it SARGE's little helper™! You're harder to find than a main mod!

Who is hitch1969?

I just surfed on in. Phlacid and placid!

I saw this particular thread....jeezus. Brokeback mountain?

Now I've got lower backpain™.

My god. I'm gonna ice it down and cuntsider the ramnifications:confused:

Who is hitch1969?

conmee
01-19-2006, 12:46 AM
Hitch, my brotha! Dial me up for some of that Bareback Mountain GAY NON-GAY BUT REALLY FUCKIN' GAY shit!!! You dig? lmao

And I thought things were going downhill with pregger sex.... lmao

That is all.

Icon.

conmee
01-19-2006, 12:48 AM
What this thread needs is one of those "This Thread Is Gay" pics... someone get workin' on that...

That is all.

Icon.

Dave's Bitch
03-01-2006, 02:46 PM
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Ally_Kat
03-02-2006, 12:01 AM
Goddamnit, Hitch! The quit him line sent me into giggles. I love it!

Nickdfresh
03-03-2006, 08:20 AM
I wish he'd post full-time again...

Julius
03-05-2006, 11:44 AM
News flash....... homosexuals are gay.

That is all....