300 Dollar Van Hagar Tickets

[Sarge]

I just got this email...
Apparently some guy bought up a bunch of tickets and is trying to make some fast cash.



VAN HALEN TICKETS FORSALE! BUY HERE..


Here is the deal, I was able to purchase a set amount of main floor tickes for the following Van Halen shows
I will list the show location, date, time, and how many tickets I have available. I only have a paypal account
set up right now, so its the only way you can purchase the tickets. All the tickets are main floor seats so you can't
go wrong. The list will show the current tickets I have left to sell, it will be updated every day. The shows went on
sale saturday April 3rd.

Here is how it works, I have made it cut and dry:
Each main floor pair I am selling for $300.00, there is a limit of 2 pairs per buyer. $600.00

Below after the list of shows and dates you will see 2 paypal pay buttons, one for $300 and the
other for $600. In the special comment field of the paypal pay screen you will input the city, and
show date information so I can send you the correct pair(s) of tickets for that show. You will receive
them within 5 busniess days from the date of your purchase with me. They will arrive registered mail.

Here are the list of shows and available main floor tickets I have.

June 11 Greensboro, NC Greensboro Coliseum April 3 - 10:00 AM (4 Pairs)
June 13 Hershey, PA Hershey Park Stadium April 3 - 10:00 AM (2 Pairs)
June 16 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center April 3 - 10:00 AM (4 Pairs)
June 19 Worcester, MA Worcester Centrum April 3 - 10:00 AM (6 Pairs)
June 22 East Rutherford, NJ Continental Arena April 3 - 9:00 AM (2 Pairs)
June 25 Hartford, CT Hartford Civic Center TBA (1 Pair)
June 26 Albany, NY Pepsi Center TBA (3 Pairs)
June 28 Washington D.C. MCI Center April 3 - 12:00 PM (4 Pairs)
= July 01 Pittsburgh, PA Mellon Arena TBA (2 Pairs)
July 02 Cleveland, OH Gund Arena TBA (3 Pairs)
July 03 Toronto, Ontario, CAN Air Canada Center TBA (8 Pairs)
July 06 Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center TBA (4 Pairs)
July 07 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse TBA (4 Pairs)
July 10 Detroit, MI Joe Louis Arena April 3 - 10:00 AM (9 Pairs)
July 11 Auburn Hills, MI The Palace at Auburn Hills April 3 - 10:00 AM (5 Pairs)
July 19 Chicago, IL TBA (6 Pairs)
July 22 St. Paul, MN Xcel Energy Center April 3 - 10:00 AM (2 Pairs)
July 26 Kansas City, MO Kemper Arena April 3 - 10:00 AM (4 Pairs)
July 28 St. Louis, MO Savvis Center April 3 - 11:00 AM (2 Pairs)
July 31 Omaha, NE Qwest Center TBA (2 Pairs)
August 01 Denver, CO Pepsi Center TBA (2 Pairs)
August 05 Phoenix, AZ America West Arena TBA (2 Pairs)
August 07 Las Vegas, NV Mandalay Bay Events Center April 3 - 10:00 AM (1 Pair)
August 10 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion TBA (6 Pairs)
August 11 Sacramento, CA ARCO Arena TBA (4 Pairs)
August 13 Oakland, CA Oakland Arena TBA (3 Pairs)
August 14 Fresno, CA Save Mart Arena TBA (2 Pairs)
August 19 Los Angeles, CA Staples Center TBA (2 Pairs)


1 Pair only:

2 Pair limit:



If you have any questions, please click here to email me, this will be a one time email solicitation, so there is no need to request removal
from the list. The list changes daily as do the quanities of tickets for this show. Thankyou for your time.

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[rustoffa]

That's pretty fucking funny, sounds like a street peddler holding a jacket open with a bunch of watches hanging. People pay lots of money for haunted whellbarrows on EBAY so maybe he's a genious.

[TMR]

What a waste of Fuckin money! I'd rather see Britney Spears....LOL

[Viking]

I'll put my balls in a food processor set for 'puree' before I piss away 300 hard-earned dollars to have a Spam-and-cheese sandwich forced in my ear. Shit, 300 bucks would buy a switch-hitting call girl and a couple bottles of good booze - my wife and I would have one helluva better time.

[MAX]

I'd rather stand outside on a windy day and just let the cash fly out of my wallet.

BTW. The "Sold Out" shows in Vegas sound like bullshit. My buddy who lives there said they are being given away like no tomorrow via radio, casinos, etc. Anyone know what's up? This is getting more lame by the hour. LOL!

I'd be pissed if I hit four of a kind and ended up with some lousy Van Hagar ticket.

[thefive]

Originally posted by Sarge
I just got this email...
Apparently some guy bought up a bunch of tickets and is trying to make some fast cash.

Yeah sure Sarge. We know you bought these tickets.

Just kidding Sarge I had to be the first one to reply.
You were setting yourself up for this one.

thefive

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by thefive
Yeah sure Sarge. We know you bought these tickets.

Just kidding Sarge I had to be the first one to reply.
You were setting yourself up for this one.

thefive

where the fuck is the badge?

[Panamark]

$300 to watch Spammy? Man, thats classic.. :D

I wouldnt go if you paid me $300, Seriously !
Fuck these asshole ripoffs who throw half-assed
reunions at us. Van Hagar, Kiss and Guns'n'Roses
can stay the fuck away from my town.

What a pale imitation of their former glories these
dickheads have all become. Its so sad to have lived
through the glory days only to see this shit happen.

[thefive]

Originally posted by rustoffa
where the fuck is the badge?

I gave it to you.:D

You didnt lose it did you????:confused:

Oh no!!!

Thefive

[kennyboy]

Gosh, there goes that gorgeous Tommy Chong signature six foot Persian glass bong that I have been saving up for. Stewpid Van Hagar.

"How will I know when It's Love?"

[ELVIS]

I want a haunted whellbarrow...

[Igosplut]

What would a haunted wheelbarrel do??

Roll itself around? Dump fantom dirt in your living room??

Or maybe scream like the ghost of uprooted lettuce past??

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I want a haunted whellbarrow...

Here you go, bud. Not exact, but pretty damn close. If you get this, please be safe. I don't want any more dead moderators coming back to haunt the boards.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62054&item=3088399222&ssPageName=STRK:MEBWA:IT

[ELVIS]

:D

http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/01/82/e4/d6_1_b.JPG

Although this may seem far fetched, this auction is for a game boy advance that is the Game Boy Advance of the devil itself. A few nights ago, I recieved another game boy advance as a gift, and although I didn't have any need for it, I kept it anyways. The first couple of nights were fine, but it slowly started to turn evil. All at once, it started to refuse the AC Adapter, Games, and everything else. One night last week, however, changed all that. I woke up, and found the gameboy on, but without the normal screen. I gazed into it, and all at once, it said "Kill....me...". Shocked, I threw the Game Boy Advance into my dresser and forgot about it. Later, after I came home from work, I found the Game Boy Advance next to my old one, but the thing is, the other one was in hundreds of pieces. Then, the devil Game Boy Advance turned on and said "Play...with...me...I...Need...Scizors....61!". Horrified at the mutilation of my other GBA, I threw it in the trash. Later that night, I found the GBA on my desk....just stairing at me...Then, I ran over it with my car a few times, but by some unknown power, it was unscratched. Fearing for my life, I went to the local garbage dump and threw it in, hoping it would never return. For a few days, it didn't, but then, I recieved a package. Opening it, I found the evil GBA, wrapped up with Duct tape and a faint cross on the back with the letters "D E A T H". Then, I knew it was time. Included in the auction is:

-One Hell bent GBA ready to kill someone

-A Garlic Necklace

-Salt

Hopefully, the GBA will not break out of it's evil bindings and kills someone while it's on it's way to you. Shipping for this unholy item is 10 bucks, and I accept Pay Pal. Good luck, and god speed to anyone who dares win this item!


:elvis:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Gosh, there goes that gorgeous Tommy Chong signature six foot Persian glass bong

WOW

I want that one...

We should start another thread for "100000 ways to use your 300 dollars better than buying a Van Hagar ticket"

I guess this 300 dollars would be easily enough to buy a whole collection of VH and Dave solo on vinyl...

[Dr. Love]

That gameboy gives me a bad feeling...


but that could be just the games.

[ELVIS]

It looks scary...

[GAR]

hey ARE YOU FANS OR NOT?

The guy says his list is updated daily: what's he got left, now?

[Sarge]

I wrote this tool when I got the email and said

ROTH ARMY <webmaster@dlrarmy.com> wrote:

Never.. ever fucking write me about Van Hagar Tickets again


Here is his eloquent reply



Your just jelious that dave is washed up and a total asshole, which is why he cannot hold a stage with anyone!. He cain't play guitar and he can't act either. Looks 90 years old, and still acts like a fucking 10 year old!.

And your website sucks BTw.




here... he replied again..







go fuckyourself bird brain!. Stick your mother pussy in my face and let me snif out her cum I splashed all up inside her.
lol
FAGOT!

[flappo]

$3..maybe

..ok $1,50

[flappo]

ooh u saucy bitch

[Lou]

Originally posted by flappo
$3..maybe

..ok $1,50

How about zero, or actually you'd have to pay me a handsome sum to go because I wouldn't go for free.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by thefive
I gave it to you.:D

You didnt lose it did you????:confused:

Oh no!!!

Thefive

I ain't got it man.....did you drink alot?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ELVIS
I want a haunted whellbarrow...
:D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2992090589#ebayphotohosting




http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/71/b9/b5_1.JPG

[ThrillsNSpills]

Funny how this dude has tickets for June 25 in Hartford for a show that doesn't exist.
They're in Washington D.C. that night.

[twonabomber]

funny he's got tix for shows that haven't gone on sale yet, too.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Sarge
I wrote this tool when I got the email and said

ROTH ARMY <webmaster@dlrarmy.com> wrote:

Never.. ever fucking write me about Van Hagar Tickets again

Here is his eloquent reply

here... he replied again..


LOL!!!

Fckn funny...

I love it when people like the one who wrote you, get so mad or are so retard that they can't write on their native language...

"thank you very many"

[Bullethead #1]

Originally posted by Sarge
I wrote this tool when I got the email and said

ROTH ARMY <webmaster@dlrarmy.com> wrote:

Never.. ever fucking write me about Van Hagar Tickets again


Here is his eloquent reply




here... he replied again..


Originally posted by Sarge
I wrote this tool when I got the email and said

ROTH ARMY <webmaster@dlrarmy.com> wrote:

Never.. ever fucking write me about Van Hagar Tickets again


Here is his eloquent reply




here... he replied again..

Sounds like somebody is a little worried now that he has invested about $17,000 for those tickets. What an Idiot. He'll probably end up having to sell his trailer.

[Terry]

Anyone investing more than $25 for a Van Hagar ticket deserves to get swindled.

A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place

[gothqueen]

I wouldn't pay three cents to go see the new Van Halen tour, let alone $300!

[David Van Via]

Oh this is the funniest thing I have ever heard. $300 dollars what's that about £120 (with that I could buy a something like a ticket for a decent band). Oh my god what fool is going to buy those.

[DavidLeeNatra]

hey sarge...why don't you post his e-mail adress...some of us might send him some advice for selling his shit...

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by rustoffa
:D
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2992090589#ebayphotohosting




http://i12.ebayimg.com/02/i/01/71/b9/b5_1.JPG

why does everyone insist on sending rosaries with haunted items? Unless the things are blessed...

[GAR]

Originally posted by Terry
Anyone investing more than $25 for a Van Hagar ticket deserves to get swindled.

Anyone wasting one breath considering this waste of an evening's performance is deserving of a flogging and a lot more.