Ever Notice how Sammy Hagar and Bette Midler are very similar?

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422

    Ever Notice how Sammy Hagar and Bette Midler are very similar?

    I am too tired to type in a post so lets let my little helper do the talking..
    Sarge's Little Helper can you help me out?

    Who is Sammy Hagar
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  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    I am too tired to type in a post so lets let my little helper do the talking..
    Sarge's Little Helper can you help me out?

    Who is Sammy Hagar
    David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5422

      #3
      really good...

      thats funny.. who told you to say that?
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      • Sarge
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        • Feb 2003
        • 5422

        #4
        ok i'll bite..
        who is bette midler
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        • Sarge's Little Helper
          Commando
          • Mar 2003
          • 1267

          #5
          ok i'll bite..
          who is bette midler
          Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called \"Beaches\" and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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          • Sarge
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Feb 2003
            • 5422

            #6
            Hey Sarge's Little Helper..
            Who is David Lee roth
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            • Sarge's Little Helper
              Commando
              • Mar 2003
              • 1267

              #7
              Hey Sarge's Little Helper..
              Who is David Lee roth
              Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
              "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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              • Sarge
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Feb 2003
                • 5422

                #8
                who is hitch1969
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                • Sarge's Little Helper
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1267

                  #9
                  who is hitch1969
                  hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!
                  "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                  • Top Jimmy
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 460

                    #10
                    who is top jimmy?

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                    • Dr. Love
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7825

                      #11
                      Who knows?
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

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                      • lesfunk
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3560

                        #12
                        Fags like both Sammy Hagar and Bette Midler.
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                        • Calderone
                          Commando
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 1081

                          #13
                          Brian Young have a Sammy hagar look
                          just a bit

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                          • Sarge
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Feb 2003
                            • 5422

                            #14
                            Brian Young has a weird al look going on...
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                            • rustoffa
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #15
                              I was in a hurry......

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