poor dave

[lms]

David Lee Roth is David Lee Roth. He can have anything he wants. Van Halen was a good time for him. I would like to see him with Van Halen again, but if that is not to be... then that must mean god has other bigger better plans for him. If he needs someone to make him feel better about this whole mess... I could do that!

[L.S.D.]

how, by giving him roadhead? its over for him unless he totally redoes his image.

[lms]

a good woman has been known to give a man a new outlook on life!

[Sarge]

Originally posted by lms
a good woman has been known to give a man a new outlook on life!

I am sure he gets a new outlook several times a day.

[lms]

maybe what he needs is some pound cake.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by Sarge
I am sure he gets a new outlook several times a day.

Please tell me what kind of woman would want DLR in the year 2004? In 1984 every woman but 20 years later with his weird facial ticks, balding head, bad jump suits and lame ass oneliners that haven't change since the Fair Warning tour I don't think Dave could pull any women. If he could get chicks he wouldn't be at Crazy Girls on La Brea 4 nights a week drinking in the back and looking pathetic.

Dave and women?? Give it a rest Sarge because you are living in a dream world. Roth is NOT a legend on par with Mick Jagger or Robert Plant. He is cut from the same cloth as Jani Lane and Mike Tramp.

Over and Out you big dork,
General Hina

[DLRSLAVE]

Originally posted by Sarge
I am sure he gets a new outlook several times a day.

Well whats more time gonna hurt huh?
Yo General whatever...Whens the last time you got a good look at Dave up close, the man is fucking hot. Caught him last summer @ the HOB in anaheim I ran my hands up & down his legs & thighs all night long, and let me tell ya he's got some fine ass hard (excuse the drooling) legs not to mention the hard defined abs

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by lms
maybe what he needs is some pound cake.

who doesnt

[ian_doherty]

General Hina - you are a dork. Go away.

Dave will always have women you fool.

The last concert I was at this summer had some of the hottest girls I have ever seen.

He is the greatest rock star of all time.

Don't be jealous, just accept it.

[General Hina]

Originally posted by DLRSLAVE
Well whats more time gonna hurt huh?
Yo General whatever...Whens the last time you got a good look at Dave up close, the man is fucking hot. Caught him last summer @ the HOB in anaheim I ran my hands up & down his legs & thighs all night long, and let me tell ya he's got some fine ass hard (excuse the drooling) legs not to mention the hard defined abs

Yes Dave's body is in great shape but my post said nothing about his body it was about the other 4 things that make him a loser.

Over and Out,
General Hina

[Calderone]

" his weird facial ticks "
WHICH ONES??????

[DLRSLAVE]

Originally posted by General Hina
Yes Dave's body is in great shape but my post said nothing about his body it was about the other 4 things that make him a loser.

Over and Out,
General Hina

Yes and his clothes let the ladies admire his fine ass. Have you seen
his hair cut as of late though I still prefer the longer version. And we all still quote dave lines. Dave has a beavy of beauties at all his shows
so WTF are ranting about...sounds like someones alittle envious....

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
its over for him unless he totally redoes his image.

make way for the L.S.D. squad.............

[gothqueen]

He just needs to work on his hair is all.

[Terry]

He definitely needs some major folicle enhancement, agreed. Because his hair as of late looks beyond ridiculous unless it's tied back.

Other than that, Roth's good to go. Funny how non-Roth fans wander in here and think pointing out Dave's playing clubs is some kind of an insult. Personally, I dig it. Have always enjoyed clubs over mid-sized arenas and outdoor stadiums. Better sound, less people.

At least Roth has been out there plugging away on the road for the last 5 years on a regular basis, as opposed to hanging around in a yuppified faux-rocker, Disney style joint in Cabo Wabo, or passed out drunk under a piano in 5150 studios.

You Eddie grunts and Red Troll lovers tend to forget that Sambo was "reduced" to playing clubs after he left Halen in 1996 (the 2002 tour stint with Roth notwithstanding) and the Van Halen 3 tour stats were far less than stellar.