Fairies stop developers' bulldozers in their tracks

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838

    Fairies stop developers' bulldozers in their tracks

    VILLAGERS who protested that a new housing estate would “harm the fairies” living in their midst have forced a property company to scrap its building plans and start again.

    Marcus Salter, head of Genesis Properties, estimates that the small colony of fairies believed to live beneath a rock in St Fillans, Perthshire, has cost him £15,000. His first notice of the residential sensibilities of the netherworld came as his diggers moved on to a site on the outskirts of the village, which crowns the easterly shore of Loch Earn.

    He said: “A neighbour came over shouting, ‘Don’t move that rock. You’ll kill the fairies’.” The rock protruded from the centre of a gently shelving field, edged by the steep slopes of Dundurn mountain, where in the sixth century the Celtic missionary St Fillan set up camp and attempted to convert the Picts from the pagan darkness of superstition.

    “Then we got a series of phone calls, saying we were disturbing the fairies. I thought they were joking. It didn’t go down very well,” Mr Salter said.

    In fact, even as his firm attempted to work around the rock, they received complaints that the fairies would be “upset”. Mr Salter still believed he was dealing with a vocal minority, but the gears of Perthshire’s planning process were about to be clogged by something that looked suspiciously like fairy dust.

    “I went to a meeting of the community council and the concerns cropped up there,” he said. The council was considering lodging a complaint with the planning authority, likely to be the kiss of death for a housing development in a national park. Jeannie Fox, council chairman, said: “I do believe in fairies but I can’t be sure that they live under that rock. I had been told that the rock had historic importance, that kings were crowned upon it.” Her main objection to moving the rock was based on the fact that it had stood on the hillside for so long: a sort of MacFeng Shui that many in the village subscribe to.

    “There are a lot of superstitions going about up here and people do believe that things like standing stones and large rocks should never be moved,” she said.

    Half a mile into Loch Earn is Neish Island. From there the Neish clan set forth to plunder the surrounding country, retreating each time to their island. Early in the 17th century, the MacNabs retaliated from the next valley, carrying a boat over the mountains, storming the island and slaughtering most of the Neishes.

    This summer Betty Neish McInnes, the last of that line in St Fillans, went to her grave — but not before she had imparted the ancient Pict significance of the rock to many of her neighbours.

    “A lot of people think the rock had some Pictish meaning,” Mrs Fox said. “It would be extremely unlucky to move it.”

    Mr Salter did not just want to move the rock. He wanted to dig it up, cart it to the roadside and brand it with the name of his new neighbourhood.

    The Planning Inspectorate has no specific guidelines on fairies but a spokesman said: “Planning guidance states that local customs and beliefs must be taken into account when a developer applies for planning permission.” Mr Salter said: “We had to redesign the entire thing from scratch.”

    The new estate will now centre on a small park, in the middle of which stands a curious rock. Work begins next month, if the fairies allow.



  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6529

    #2
    Are you sure this ain't fairy they are talking about?

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      Were the fairies wearing boots?
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • Douglas T.
        Full Member Status

        • Nov 2005
        • 3875

        #4
        Found Gary Charone's hide out!

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21838

          #5
          LMAO!!!

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22830

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            Were the fairies wearing boots?
            Did anyone see it, see it with their own two eyes?

            Alright now?
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Jurak
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2005
              • 607

              #7
              ya gotta believe me.......
              "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
              That is all.
              Icon.



              "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21838

                #8
                Why?

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58754

                  #9
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21838

                    #10
                    .

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                    • BigBadBrian
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10620

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Were the fairies wearing boots?
                      No, but they had a "Lurch" avatar.

                      “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21838

                        #12
                        BigBadBrucie does it again...

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                        • Jurak
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 607

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          Why?
                          cuz I saw, I saw it
                          with my own two eyee~eyes
                          "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
                          That is all.
                          Icon.



                          "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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