Edward's Birthday

[donanger1]

Hey Eddie,

Happy birthday man. I hope your well.

[donanger1]

I hope YOU'RE well.

[Phil theStalker]

Should I get dat hip replacement?

Wot a bunch aff old farts.

MMakes mme feel like I'm gonna die.

Dat AT&T cuntmmercial sounds better than anything Eddie eva wrote.


:spank:

[Golden AWe]

I'm cool, I'm hip

I'm Eddie's hip!

[Cato]

I heard that Ed had worn dentures when he was born...

[Golden AWe]

i heard eddie posts at the dump...

[DrMaddVibe]

I heard that Eddie is a dump!

[Cato]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
i heard eddie posts at the dump...
but we will never notice it because he has no sense of humour.

Oi how do you think of a tone knob on his guitar? in fact it's a volume knob. but he always replaces it. he thinks it's funny. what a baka.

[Nickdfresh]

I do hope the dude's well, Happy birthday Edward...

(But he's still a prick.)

[flappo]

yeah , grow a new tongue you old fag

:D

[rockhead]

The beverly hills liquor store is going to be making a mint!

[jslav06]

Originally posted by rockhead
The beverly hills liquor store is going to be making a mint!

Not really, unless he buys all the Smoking Loon in the store. Otherwise its pretty cheap.

[EddieIsadouche]

Happy Fucking Birthday you DOUCHE.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Cato
Oi how do you think of a tone knob on his guitar? in fact it's a volume knob. but he always replaces it. he thinks it's funny. what a baka.

:D

[TOM_5150]

Happy Birthday to King Edward!!

[redblkwht]

happy b-day..now make the
overdue 9 yr old phonecall
you should have made then..

right that wrong.. you created it dude.
:hitch:

[ELVIS]

Happy Birthday, Edward !!


:elvis:

[SNIPER]

The sad thing is I bet he is all alone and content with it. He's got his Loon and Xanax. What else does one need? A fucking singer named Roth, Naw!

[Matt White]

You forgot his "Adult Diaper".......

[DrMaddVibe]

And his fucking brother the Brain Trust of the family.

[Jurak]

Happy Birthday Ed.......

[Lloyd Anger]

Happy birthday Eddie!! Do you have any sweet sounds left in you? We at the Army wouldn't know. We haven't heard from you in sooooo long.

What's it gonna be, boy, yes... or... no.

I want that HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING TITLEWAVE feeling again.

[manwiththedogs]

Smoking Loon?!?
He really drinks that shit??
Eewww...

[jhale667]

Happy B-day, King Edward...you're still my hero. Now call Dave (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). ;)

[bantonelli]

Happy Birthday ED....You and Dave are the SUPREME KINGS OF ROCK....alot of imitators, but you guys are the REAL THING.

Get Yo' Bad Self Up and ROCK OUR WORLD again...WITH ROTH ! The world is waiting for you in line for the tickets to go on sale.

[ppg960]

Happy Belated Birthday Edward.
Hope all goes well in 2006!

[diamondsgirl]

Here's an idea...

stop drinking yourself to death


and call Dave