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  • Three_Lock Rock
    Groupie
    • Dec 2005
    • 83

    It's Time to Retire, David.

    Now that the Diamond David Lee Roth radio program has been met with almost universal derision, disinterest, and poor reviews, perhaps it's time that David Lee Roth hang up the mic and call it a day.

    Let's examine for a minute:

    The man has had virtually no solo success to speak of for the last 14 years or more. Every subsequent album he's released has sold worse than the one before it. He has no record label; in essence, anything he deigns to release, he pays for himself. And to ever-dwindling sales from the fan base.

    Truth be told? His only moment of life came in 1996 at the hands of Van Halen's two new songs with him that were featured as the main selling point of "Best of Vol. 1" (1996, Warner Bros. Records), "Can't Get This Stuff No More" and "Me Wise Magic".

    But, Roth being what he is (and that's difficult to work with, at the very best), Van Halen subsequently showed him the door after an explosion backstage at the 1996 MTV music video awards. Knowing Roth's history of being difficult to work with, this came as no real surprise to anyone in the industry, certainly.

    But even with the almost-reunion under his belt, it STILL failed to push his solo career anywhere. The following years best of set, simply entitled "The Best" (and with one new track to boot, the very lazy and unaggressive "Don't Piss Me Off"), sales were a virtual nil.

    So where are we at, now?

    CBS, as of January 6th of this year, was ALREADY in talks to replace David across the board with Adam Corolla. So poorly reviewed and so poorly performing in his radio show that negotiations to cancel it were already happening within a week.

    The question is - with Adam's show being EASILY the better of the two, why hasn't it happened yet?

    It's sad how the mighty have fallen, but perhaps the train wreck that is David Lee Roth may yet prove of some amusement to rubberneck to. We can only see.

    With the obvious knowledge to anyone with half of their wits that Van Halen will NEVER (for good reasons) trust Roth to front the band again, and with Roth failing at everything he does (the failed publicity stunt as an EMT, his rather lackluster casino concerts, his loss of a record label, a full time band and any interest from the majority of America), perhaps it's time that Dave left the spotlight and realized that his time is up. I think it is.

    With the failed 2004 Van Hagar reunion now behind us, it's funny to think that, for as bad of business as it did, it looks like a raging, blowout success compared to ANYTHING Roth's done since 1988. Will Van Halen wise up enough to finally build the bridge with Sammy Hagar and ride off into the sunset the ONLY way they should?

    We can only hope - and wait to see.






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  • bantonelli
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 2629

    #2
    Excuse me there, uh....old 3 Lock Jaw, still jabbin your garbage? You're IQ is something to be desired...you obviously live in a bubble. You just don't get it. We here at the ARMY don't buy the garbage from you or anyone else, including journalists.....GET AN EFFEN CLUE.

    You love to rant and rave about DAVE to draw attention to yourself, but you'll lose everytime, darlin.

    DAVE IS KING....SPAM is

    Let me take a minute to educate you, if you have enough intelligence to absorb it.

    - DLR IS A ROCK LEGEND, whether you want to realize it or not
    - SPAM is SPAM....Frontman for Montrose, which was a great band and I give him credit for that. SPAM with VH was nothing but the Hallmark Card Lyrics and VH turned into a "Soft Rock" band along side of Celine Dion and Elton John....That ain't ROCK N ROLL.
    - DLR has always been on the cutting edge of whatever he attempted to do....failures or successes...the guy is always at the forefront and doesn't forget his Rock roots...therefore, no matter what he tackles, he always comes back to the fans with Concerts that still sell out, music that is Kick Ass, whether the Classic Van Halen compilation or his own blues and rock masterpieces.
    - If the Radio Gig is short lived...so be it. DLR never claimed to be King of All Media, a Shock Jock or otherwise. He's got something to still fall back on, which is his legendary status that will hold the test of time...no matter what.

    So despite your Hoo Haa's about critics desperately wanting to see DLR fail.........he never will......He's Huck Finn on the raft of his life adventures and the Radio Gig, my friend, is just a pit-stop.

    Let's see if you ever need an EMT to come to your rescue....perhaps we should alert DLR now to let you suffer....you may want his talent upon you then...won't cha?

    Now, go back to relieving your Jaw with SPAM.
    "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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    • jslav06
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2006
      • 444

      #3
      Originally posted by bantonelli
      Excuse me there, uh....old 3 Lock Jaw, still jabbin your garbage? You're IQ is something to be desired...you obviously live in a bubble. You just don't get it. We here at the ARMY don't buy the garbage from you or anyone else, including journalists.....GET AN EFFEN CLUE.

      You love to rant and rave about DAVE to draw attention to yourself, but you'll lose everytime, darlin.

      DAVE IS KING....SPAM is

      Let me take a minute to educate you, if you have enough intelligence to absorb it.

      - DLR IS A ROCK LEGEND, whether you want to realize it or not
      - SPAM is SPAM....Frontman for Montrose, which was a great band and I give him credit for that. SPAM with VH was nothing but the Hallmark Card Lyrics and VH turned into a "Soft Rock" band along side of Celine Dion and Elton John....That ain't ROCK N ROLL.
      - DLR has always been on the cutting edge of whatever he attempted to do....failures or successes...the guy is always at the forefront and doesn't forget his Rock roots...therefore, no matter what he tackles, he always comes back to the fans with Concerts that still sell out, music that is Kick Ass, whether the Classic Van Halen compilation or his own blues and rock masterpieces.
      - If the Radio Gig is short lived...so be it. DLR never claimed to be King of All Media, a Shock Jock or otherwise. He's got something to still fall back on, which is his legendary status that will hold the test of time...no matter what.

      So despite your Hoo Haa's about critics desperately wanting to see DLR fail.........he never will......He's Huck Finn on the raft of his life adventures and the Radio Gig, my friend, is just a pit-stop.

      Let's see if you ever need an EMT to come to your rescue....perhaps we should alert DLR now to let you suffer....you may want his talent upon you then...won't cha?

      Now, go back to relieving your Jaw with SPAM.
      This is the perfect time to start a slow clap.
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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #4
        Let's do it...I'm so there.
        "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • jhale667
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 20929

          #5
          Three inch cock...learning how to cut and paste, how cute...now if the little sissy could only learn to hit the 'spell check' button...
          Originally posted by conmee
          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

          That is all.

          Icon.
          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


          Originally posted by Isaac R.
          Then it's really true??:eek:

          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
          Originally posted by eddie78
          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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          • Big Train
            Full Member Status

            • Apr 2004
            • 4013

            #6
            If he really wants to walk down that road, how has his hero done the last 14 years? Riding on a ghost of a mighty ship, going solo to silence and dropped deals, releasing several more "Greatest Hits" packages, releasing a dismal selling "VH Best of Pt. II", then caps it off with a money losing tour last year which basically ruins the VH franchise in the arena business.

            So he retires to Tahoe and sells spots on his "Red Rocker Cruises" and offers up a chance to see him at a "intimate club gig" to select families.

            That's pathetic and that is time to retire. DLR has yet to "Rock Out" on a episode of "Emeril Live" hawking bad booze..

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            • Golden AWe
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 34230

              #7
              i cunt believe you gius are spending time to reply three lock rock box
              Originally posted by Cato
              Golden, why are you FAT?
              Originally posted by lesfunk
              Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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              • bantonelli
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Nov 2004
                • 2629

                #8
                Originally posted by Big Train
                If he really wants to walk down that road, how has his hero done the last 14 years? Riding on a ghost of a mighty ship, going solo to silence and dropped deals, releasing several more "Greatest Hits" packages, releasing a dismal selling "VH Best of Pt. II", then caps it off with a money losing tour last year which basically ruins the VH franchise in the arena business.

                So he retires to Tahoe and sells spots on his "Red Rocker Cruises" and offers up a chance to see him at a "intimate club gig" to select families.

                That's pathetic and that is time to retire. DLR has yet to "Rock Out" on a episode of "Emeril Live" hawking bad booze..
                Personal Opinion is that VH desperately NEEDED DLR's two cuts on Best of Vol. 1 in order to sell the stupid compilation...if SPAM was such a hot ticket, why didn't they use him to begin with? Well, to answer that question, look at sales w/SPAM's five new cuts on Best of Vol. 2....the numbers reveal the truth....now that should sting ya, 3 Lock...Ouch!

                Got Boo Boo ?
                "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                • bantonelli
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 2629

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Golden AWe
                  i cunt believe you gius are spending time to reply three lock rock box
                  Just putting him "In-Check" is all....and you're right...why reply to a moron's judgement...has no substance or weight behind it.

                  Dropping him like a bad habit....Ciao 3 Lock ...you're history baybee!
                  "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                  • ThrillsNSpills
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 6627

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bantonelli
                    Personal Opinion is that VH desperately NEEDED DLR's two cuts on Best of Vol. 1 in order to sell the stupid compilation

                    Got Boo Boo ?
                    Damn those 2 tunes give me the chills every time.

                    It's like the 10 years previous didn't exist.


                    And boy I sure want to hear the 5 tunes Roth was referring to on his show.

                    release 'em..........

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                    • Coyote
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8185

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Golden AWe
                      i cunt believe you gius are spending time to reply three lock rock box
                      I cunt believe that people are replying to Three Inch Cock's wannabe sister/copy...
                      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                      • manwiththedogs
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 381

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Coyote
                        I cunt believe that people are replying to Three Inch Cock's wannabe sister/copy...
                        I cunt believe I actually read this whole thread...

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                        • jslav06
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 444

                          #13
                          Originally posted by manwiththedogs
                          I cunt believe I actually read this whole thread...
                          I cunt believe the posting continues on this thread...
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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jslav06
                            I cunt believe the posting continues on this thread...
                            I cunt believe Three Cocks In his Mouth is still around.
                            Last edited by Dan; 01-29-2006, 06:49 PM.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                            • Plexi Head
                              Head Fluffer
                              • May 2005
                              • 395

                              #15
                              Cut and paste, cut and paste. Did your daddy write that one for you?
                              "One mouthful of you will rot every tooth in my mouth you little sugar"

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