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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8943

    rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

    rustoffa,
    I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce, but I think you should all do us a favor and blow your fucking head off.
  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8943

    #2
    Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

    Originally posted by rustoffa
    rustoffa,
    I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce, but I think you should all do us a favor and blow your fucking head off.
    Ambivolent? You don't even know how to use the fucking word....canned biscuits....blah fucking blah.

    The next time you crack open a can of those biscuits?

    Do us all a favor and stick your fucking head in the oven with 'em.

    Oh wait...you couldn't blow your fucking head off if you were drying your hair in the oven....fuck...maybe you could. You got a pizza oven dumbass?

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    • Flash Bastard

      #3
      Please don't kill yourself Rustoffa. I need that hot sauce and biscuit recipe.

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      • rustoffa
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8943

        #4
        Re: Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

        Originally posted by rustoffa
        Oh wait...you couldn't blow your fucking head off if you were drying your hair in the oven....fuck...maybe you could. You got a pizza oven dumbass?
        Wouldn't you like to know? Let me tell you something....I've got a motherfucking Derringer! I can fit that into a fucking E-Z bake oven if I have to!

        You know about those E-Z bake ovens' right?

        You E-Z baking motherfucker...do us all a favor and cut the fucking thing off!

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        • Anonymous
          Banned
          • May 2004
          • 12707

          #5
          I'm not taking sides here. Nuh-huh. I've seen these two fight before and I definitely wouldn't want to get caught in the middle of it.

          But I think Stoff's right. Sorry, Stoff. Can't win 'em all, you know?

          Cheers! :bottle:

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          • Dan
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12179

            #6
            This has got way out of Hand guys,Take it to PM please.
            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8943

              #7
              Re: Re: Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

              Originally posted by rustoffa
              Wouldn't you like to know? Let me tell you something....I've got a motherfucking Derringer! I can fit that into a fucking E-Z bake oven if I have to!

              You know about those E-Z bake ovens' right?

              You E-Z baking motherfucker...do us all a favor and cut the fucking thing off!


              WTF?:confused:

              Goddamn....now you wanna go down nullo boulevard? You hermaphroditing piece of shit. I heard about you and the possum baby. That's right, you were asked point blank:

              Why don't you shove it down your pants?

              You replied verbatim: It's nasty and it stinks!

              Eat shit motherfucker.....we all know you wouldn't hold the little fuckers' nose!
              :eek:

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              • Flash Bastard

                #8
                Stand back, I suspect one of them is mentally unbalanced.

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                • Dan
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Flash Bastard
                  Stand back, I suspect one of them is mentally unbalanced.
                  All three of them need to step away from the Computer.
                  First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8943

                    #10
                    Re: Re: Re: Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

                    Originally posted by rustoffa
                    Goddamn....now you wanna go down nullo boulevard? You hermaphroditing piece of shit. I heard about you and the possum baby. That's right, you were asked point blank:

                    Why don't you shove it down your pants?

                    You replied verbatim: It's nasty and it stinks!

                    Eat shit motherfucker.....we all know you wouldn't hold the little fuckers' nose!
                    :eek:
                    Speaking of holding noses, why don't you tell everybody about the spelunking?

                    That fucking shit makes the marsupial manipulation look like a goddamned game of checkers!

                    I gotta say bro, turning your anus into a fucking habitrail is pretty fucked up.

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                    • Cathedral
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6618

                      #11
                      I've been dead before, It's very liberating.

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                      • Flash Bastard

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dan
                        All three of them need to step away from the Computer.
                        LOL. Good call.

                        I'm heading out for a while.

                        See you crazy fuckers soon.

                        As E.T. would say.... "Beeeeeee Gooooood."

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                        • rustoffa
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 8943

                          #13
                          Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

                          Originally posted by rustoffa
                          Speaking of holding noses, why don't you tell everybody about the spelunking?

                          That fucking shit makes the marsupial manipulation look like a goddamned game of checkers!

                          I gotta say bro, turning your anus into a fucking habitrail is pretty fucked up.
                          Where the fuck do you get this shit? I hope you're satisfied.

                          You've managed to degrade yourself to proportions I can't even fathom! Go ahead...insert another sophmoric parallel. What you have to cuntsider @ some point is how late it is.

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                          • diamondsgirl
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 7546

                            #14
                            Why don't you go fuck yourself (s) ?

                            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10703

                              #15
                              Re: rustoffa, why don't you blow your fucking head off?

                              Originally posted by rustoffa
                              rustoffa,
                              I'm somewhat sympathetic about your battles' with canned biscuits and hot sauce,
                              are these non fat biscuits...ARE THESE NON FAT BISCUITS???
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