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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32555
    #1

    Ryan Monohan, is it any wonder?

    The Ballad Of Ryan Monohan


    Sitting in this mailroom typing like a damn fool
    Got the twelve o’clock blue balls
    And I’ve given up hope on the soap on a rope
    And the mensroom stalls
    Is it any wonder I’m not a webmaster is it any wonder I've any hair at alll
    Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
    I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and my bike's got a flat
    Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
    Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
    Is it any wonder I’ve got

    Too much cock on my hands, it’s sticking away with my sanity
    I’ve got too much cock on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
    I’ve got too much cock on my hands and it’s sticking away from me
    Too much cock on my hands, too much cock on my hands
    Too much cock on my hands

    Well, I’m a Hitchworld genius - without a real penis
    Without even trying
    I have one or two friends and the cock never ends
    That is, as long as someone's buying
    Is it any wonder I’m not the president
    (he’s not the president)
    Is it any wonder I’m hungry for the cock?
    Is it any wonder I’ve got

    Too much cum on my chin it’s licking away at my sanity
    I’ve got too much cum on my chin, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
    I’ve got too much cum on my chin and it’s licking time for me
    Too much cum on my chin, too much cum on my chin
    Too much cum on my chin
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
    Tags: monohan, ryan
    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21838
      #2
      laff my fucking ass off!

      What a fucking loser....

      Grate theme song!

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22830
          #3
          Re: Ryan Monohan, is it any wonder?

          Originally posted by LoungeMachine
          The Ballad Of Ryan Monohan


          Sitting in this mailroom typing like a damn fool
          Got the twelve o’clock blue balls
          And I’ve given up hope on the soap on a rope
          And the mensroom stalls
          Is it any wonder I’m not a webmaster is it any wonder I've any hair at alll
          Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
          I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and my bike's got a flat
          Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
          Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
          Is it any wonder I’ve got

          Too much cock on my hands, it’s sticking away with my sanity
          I’ve got too much cock on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
          I’ve got too much cock on my hands and it’s sticking away from me
          Too much cock on my hands, too much cock on my hands
          Too much cock on my hands

          Well, I’m a Hitchworld genius - without a real penis
          Without even trying
          I have one or two friends and the cock never ends
          That is, as long as someone's buying
          Is it any wonder I’m not the president
          (he’s not the president)
          Is it any wonder I’m hungry for the cock?
          Is it any wonder I’ve got

          Too much cum on my chin it’s licking away at my sanity
          I’ve got too much cum on my chin, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
          I’ve got too much cum on my chin and it’s licking time for me
          Too much cum on my chin, too much cum on my chin
          Too much cum on my chin
          Dude, seriously...record that as an MP3 or something and sent it to Dennis DeYoung...with the animosity between Dennis and Styx...I GUARANTEE you he'd play that shit live...

          HAHAHAHAHA
          Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Jimmy Jingles
              Veteran
              • Mar 2004
              • 1611
              #4
              BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
              23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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