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So I was listening to the radio earlier and heard a bit of news...apparently, she's in talks to do a spread with either Maxim or FHM - but ONLY to be released when Angelina Jolie is eight months pregnant. And why?
So that "Brad can see what he's missing"...
#1 - Is she totally fucking mental? Why can't she not get over it? It's obvious Brad has.
#2 - Is she totally fucking mental? Uh, Brad's already tapped your ass, honey, and he obviously doesn't CARE what he's "missing"...
#3 - Is Vince Vaughn totally fucking mental? I mean, I know he's exceptionally stupid and all, but any relatively sane guy should be running to the hills by now - all together men, what do you NEVER EVER date?
"A girl on the rebound who's holding a grudge!"
#4 - Is she totally fucking mental? How in the HELL does she think she even remotely qualifies for either Maxim or FHM? She ain't exactly par for the course with either publication...
#5 - Is she totally fucking mental? Anybody who remembers her history with Brad remembers that:
A) She never mentioned him in public unless she had to;
B) She was very clear about wanting to "concentrate on her (non existant) movie career" and NOT have any kids - regardless of how many times Brad said he wanted kids in print and on screen (yet as soon as Brad was gone, she all of a sudden "wanted a family more than anything!")...
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C) Brad was seen spending his free time ALONE while she was
off partying it up elsewhere repeatedly towards the end of their marriage - often times NOT wearing her wedding ring.
And yet she has the audacity to play the act of "poor little walking wounded and heart-broken Jen"? And people actually BUY that shit?
#6 - Is she totally fucking mental? Did I just answer my own question?
#7 - Yes, she's totally fucking mental, and as a result of that, I have to laugh at her mental retardation...and Vince Vaughn's stupidity for not running away as fast as he could before she totally lost her marbles. I give Vaughniston another six weeks before she snaps and starts throwing butcher knives at him, then goes on TV and cries how nobody loves her....
Fuck, I hate Hollywood...
So that "Brad can see what he's missing"...
#1 - Is she totally fucking mental? Why can't she not get over it? It's obvious Brad has.
#2 - Is she totally fucking mental? Uh, Brad's already tapped your ass, honey, and he obviously doesn't CARE what he's "missing"...
#3 - Is Vince Vaughn totally fucking mental? I mean, I know he's exceptionally stupid and all, but any relatively sane guy should be running to the hills by now - all together men, what do you NEVER EVER date?
"A girl on the rebound who's holding a grudge!"
#4 - Is she totally fucking mental? How in the HELL does she think she even remotely qualifies for either Maxim or FHM? She ain't exactly par for the course with either publication...
#5 - Is she totally fucking mental? Anybody who remembers her history with Brad remembers that:
A) She never mentioned him in public unless she had to;
B) She was very clear about wanting to "concentrate on her (non existant) movie career" and NOT have any kids - regardless of how many times Brad said he wanted kids in print and on screen (yet as soon as Brad was gone, she all of a sudden "wanted a family more than anything!")...
;C) Brad was seen spending his free time ALONE while she was
off partying it up elsewhere repeatedly towards the end of their marriage - often times NOT wearing her wedding ring.
And yet she has the audacity to play the act of "poor little walking wounded and heart-broken Jen"? And people actually BUY that shit?
#6 - Is she totally fucking mental? Did I just answer my own question?
#7 - Yes, she's totally fucking mental, and as a result of that, I have to laugh at her mental retardation...and Vince Vaughn's stupidity for not running away as fast as he could before she totally lost her marbles. I give Vaughniston another six weeks before she snaps and starts throwing butcher knives at him, then goes on TV and cries how nobody loves her....
Fuck, I hate Hollywood...
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