ZARDOZ....one of the freakiest movies I have ever seen.....

[Hardrock69]

:eek:

This happened to be on the Fox Movie Channel last night...uncensored..no commercials....

DO NOT WATCH THIS ON ACID!!!

Apparently whoever directed this film musta been tripping out....the story is fucking bizarre....TOTALLY bizarre....and just about impossible to comprehend...

It is almost the same sort of thing as Barbarella....but with a MUCH more insane story, and more high-quality bizarro special FX...oh and MUCH more nudity.....for all you gurrrls out there, you even get to see a dimly lit "Sean Connery Schlong"!


But there be lotsa naked babes in this as well...



Here is a review at badmovies.org:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/

[flappo]

is that the one with sean connery in a tutu ?

[Hardrock69]

Well, no...a glorified red diaper is more like it....

[Hardrock69]

Oh wait...you mean a WEDDING DRESS....

[bueno bob]

Zardoz is a FUCKIN' GRATE MOVIE...



I'm amazed Glenn Danzig never wrote a Misfits song about it...lmao

[Hardrock69]

It has much LARG!!!

I mean, especially when the giant stone god Zardoz proclaims "GUNS ARE GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!!!"

And then it vomits all these piles of guns and the guys jump into the pile of guns and start partying like a bunch of drunk cowboys!!

WOOHOO!!!

GUNS!!!

BLAM!!!

BAMBAM!!!

LMFAO!!!

Talk about some weird fucking shit.....

If there EVER was a good candidate for an extended edition DVD it is ZARDOZ!!!

[Coyote]

Re: ZARDOZ....one of the freakiest movies I have ever seen.....

Originally posted by Hardrock69
:eek:

This happened to be on the Fox Movie Channel last night...uncensored..no commercials....

DO NOT WATCH THIS ON ACID!!!

Apparently whoever directed this film musta been tripping out....the story is fucking bizarre....TOTALLY bizarre....and just about impossible to comprehend...

It is almost the same sort of thing as Barbarella....but with a MUCH more insane story, and more high-quality bizarro special FX...oh and MUCH more nudity.....for all you gurrrls out there, you even get to see a dimly lit "Sean Connery Schlong"!


But there be lotsa naked babes in this as well...



Here is a review at badmovies.org:

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/zardoz/

GRATE movie!

[bueno bob]

So much Larg, it'd make your head spin...

You know what? I'm going to re-rent that sumbitch today!

LARG!!!!!!!!

[Vinnie Velvet]

Whoa!

I remember seeing this movie years ago and couldn't even watch the whole thing.

Good thing Connery's movie career got back on track in the mid 80s (Untouchables).

[Hardrock69]

I want this in my DVD collection.

It is one of the finest examples of a big-budget production that is so far out in left field it does the Wile E. Coyote thang as it falls off the edge of the world.....

I had missed the first 40 minutes of it, but Fox repeated it later that night, so I Tivo'd it.

Watched the rest of it just this evening (the first 40 minutes).

Seeing the first part of the film did not make the second part mean any much more .....in fact, it made it seem even more insane....

A must have...this is on my immediate purchase list.....

But then, I dig the entire gamut of sci-fi films...from the ultimately bad (Plan 9 From Outer Space) to the big budget late 50s Sci-Fi (Queen Of Outer Space wif Zsa Zsa Gabor) to the usual pedestrian every day blockbuster......like "Arnold Schwarzenneger And The Alien Goblet Of Vomit"

I mean...these crowds of people running towards the Exterminators screaming "PLEASE KILL ME!!!" because they are so tired of immortality, and then the Exterminators oblige.....remember, chilluns...Guns Are Great, The Penis Is Evil....

I thought Fellini movies were bizarre but this takes the cake....

[DavidLeeNatra]

I remember watching it back in the late 70's because of connery (and the big james bond fan I was)...I still got some kind of trauma

that movie is totally bizarre...

[bueno bob]

Anything with Sean in a wedding dress...bizarre kinda goes without saying...but there is LARG...

[DavidLeeNatra]

I guess he tried a bit tooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to get away from the "james bond image"...

[Hardrock69]

Yeah that is taking it a bit too far....