View Full Version : Sammy Hagar to star in Brokeback Mountain II
Nitro Express
02-10-2006, 03:35 PM
There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"
Roy Munson
02-10-2006, 03:57 PM
They're changing the title to Brokebutt Humpin'.
Vinnie Velvet
02-10-2006, 04:06 PM
That's great.
The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.
Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"
:D
Roy Munson
02-10-2006, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
That's great.
The director must be laughing that he didn't have to spend a dime on wardrobe and so on.
Sammy just shows up and the director goes "ACTION!"
:D
...and Gary has a confused look on his face.
:D
bastardog
02-10-2006, 05:07 PM
I hope they try to be as real as possible and use a real mad and unstopable big bull on his sequence...
bastardog
02-10-2006, 05:08 PM
Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor
jhale667
02-10-2006, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by bastardog
Actually it will be fun to se him running and leaving a yellow line behind him on the arena floor
...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show? :rolleyes:
jslav06
02-10-2006, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
...How would that be different from any other Van Hagar show? :rolleyes:
It wouldn't.:eek:
Nitro Express
02-10-2006, 07:29 PM
I think the bull is a cow and it's name is Mona.
bantonelli
02-10-2006, 08:19 PM
Who's BACK did SPAM BREAK on that mountain?
EbDawson
02-11-2006, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown.
:lol:
Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...
They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya... :uck:
Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol
Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p
Big Fat Sammy
02-12-2006, 04:12 AM
This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL :D
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This is giving me ideas for the next video I make...LOL :D
Hahahahahaha!!!
I'm happy to have hepped. lol
It will definitely be a classic considering your talent. :cool:
Big Fat Sammy
02-12-2006, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Hahahahahaha!!!
I'm happy to have hepped. lol
It will definitely be a classic considering your talent. :cool:
:) TY
It could be possible to do a trailer, like the "Brokeback" ones people did for Top Gun and Back To The Future...It would be hysterical. :D
I'll see what kind of footage I can round up for this.:)
rustoffa
02-12-2006, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=855198
Holy shit.
LMMFAO!!!!!
RuzDNailz
02-13-2006, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Cummin' to a theater (hopefully not) neeya you...
They're so full of love, they just couldn't help gettin' a little onya... :uck:
Sorry about the shitty photoshop but you seriously don't expect me to spend more than two minutes of my life on it do you? lol
Also, the jokes are too fuckin' easy when Spam's bar 'tis already shaped like a cock anyway. lmao :p
Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!
Big Fat Sammy
02-13-2006, 01:38 AM
ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'" :lol:
Originally posted by RuzDNailz
Maybe they can change the title to 'Bareback Mountain'! Hilarious pic Max! *ROFLMAO* Five stars!
Thank you and a little zen headed your way as well... :cool:
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
ROTF...Max, just noticed how you spelled "Mountin'" :lol:
Once again, I thank you. :)
Not hard though. That friggin' flick, Hagar in general and his cock-shaped club are just beggin' for jokes. lol
I seriously cannot wait for your talented skills to mock the butt-fuck out of it. :D
Also, what's even scarier 'tis that cum-shot pic of Hungar and Anthony 'tis very recent.
Fat bastids. lol
DavidLeeNatra
02-13-2006, 05:39 AM
outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...
Nitro Express
02-13-2006, 05:17 PM
Max. That's funny as shit! Notice the big spurting Cabo Wabo dick has a cock ring but it's on wrong. Sammy can't do nothing right. A cock ring is supossed to go around the balls. Oh well....
Sammy is a cock ring. lmao
rustoffa
02-13-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
outstanding max!!! there will be a riot over at sammyhagar.net about that...what a fanbase sam has...true hagar-army...
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=855767
LMMFAO!
I forgot about that place.
Time to bust out the avatar.
:D
jslav06
02-13-2006, 09:10 PM
Pretty Colors on that SammyHagar.net
Originally posted by rustoffa
LMMFAO!
I forgot about that place.
Time to bust out the avatar.
:D
lmao :D
Be careful going on that site. Remember, the last time I went over there the webmaster threatened to call the police? No joke.
Nitro Express
02-13-2006, 09:28 PM
Well gladiators are kinda scary.
Nitro Express
02-13-2006, 09:33 PM
Sammy had a cock ring but Mike at it thinking it was an onion ring.
shaggydoo
02-18-2006, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
There's already a sequel in the works. Sammy Hagar has been casted to play a gay rodeo clown. The director said, "Sammy was perfect because he doesn't even have to act. He wears his stage clothes and is his normal self." "We just put an old battered cowboy hat on him and he's perfect!"
This would be an interesting twist since;
in the first movie you have actors pretending to be gay men,
but in the second movie you have a gay man pretending to act.
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