A Homeless man? A Hip-Hop Rapper? A friendly Fireman?

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  • Matt White
    • Jun 2004
    • 20446

    A Homeless man? A Hip-Hop Rapper? A friendly Fireman?

    Accoding to: http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/59945.htm


    STEREO nightclub owners Barry Mullineaux and Mike Satsky were closing up their Chelsea hotspot at 5:30 a.m. the other morning when they encountered elusive Guns 'N' Roses frontman Axl Rose at the front door. The braided rocker was with bandmates and a bevy of beauties wanting to keep his 44th birthday bash going. Rose was so eager to get inside the club that he offered the owners a little bribe - an exclusive listening party for his yet-to-be released album, "Chinese Democracy." Axl dispatched his driver to retrieve the unreleased CD and the owners proceeded to play host, bartender and DJ to the posse till 8 a.m.


    HUH? WHO? WHAT THE FUCK?

  • Bill Lumbergh
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2004
    • 5465

    #2
    LMFAO! Give it up Axl...........

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5465

      #3
      "YO YO YO HOMIE MY NEW ALBUM IS THE FUCKIN' SHIZ, YA HEARD?! WHEN IT ACTUALLY COMES OUT IN 2102 YALL BETTA RECANIZE!!!!!!!!!!"

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      • Golden AWe
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 33627

        #4
        he's slowly turning into Golden AWe

        except that I don't wear dummy clothes like that
        Originally posted by Cato
        Golden, why are you FAT?
        Originally posted by lesfunk
        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20446

          #5
          At least he doesn't have to worry aboot getting recognized anymore!

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          • Golden AWe
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 33627

            #6
            W AXL YOSE
            Originally posted by Cato
            Golden, why are you FAT?
            Originally posted by lesfunk
            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • Douglas T.
              Full Member Status

              • Nov 2005
              • 3875

              #7
              HEH! Beefed up AXL!

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              • Jimmy Jingles
                Veteran
                • Mar 2004
                • 1611

                #8
                Is it me, or did he turn into a huge fat ass?
                23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

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                • bastardog
                  Commando
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1101

                  #9
                  This photo must be a joke.....in the article he linked wasnt this photo
                  Bastardog

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                  • Golden AWe
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 33627

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jimmy Jingles
                    Is it me, or did he turn into a huge fat ass?
                    i'm not fat i'm big-boned!!!
                    Originally posted by Cato
                    Golden, why are you FAT?
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                    • fret_buzz_blues
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2005
                      • 375

                      #11
                      Holy shit! Is that really Axl Rose!?
                      <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                      "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                      • Matt White
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 20446

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bastardog
                        This photo must be a joke.....in the article he linked wasnt this photo
                        That photo ain't "No Joke"....


                        Go to Metal-sludge.com.....it's on the front page!!!

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                        • jslav06
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 444

                          #13


                          ROLF!
                          HOLY SHITE!
                          He's turning into HAGAR!
                          There is definitely something wrong with this world.
                          The colors, the beard, the weight. Three signs of impending doom as a frontman with Hagaritis.
                          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/jslav06/pbf.gif
                          I rule because I make the Rules.

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                          • fret_buzz_blues
                            Head Fluffer
                            • May 2005
                            • 375

                            #14
                            <img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/screwthesisters/del2.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
                            "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8943

                              #15
                              Looks like a portly/anglo Ali G with a red dickbroom & mood rings.

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