What mixed martial arts should I use against Thunder?

[bueno bob]

For our upcoming series of bouts, I'm considering a combination I've perfected over the years of freestyle, reflecting forms of Shotokai, Tang Soo Do and Fu Chiao - primarily a Chinese oriented freestyle adaptation/improvisation, but I think it'll be effective enough.

Thoughts?

[bueno bob]

This is, of course, if his handlers will agree to the terms. As it stands, they want me to do a "Best of 4 Rounds" series across a few select cities, however, they're being pretty tough about wanting me to drop a round to him as a handicap, since I have an extensive martial arts background and outweight him by quite a bit.

More details as they become available.

[bueno bob]

Most distressingly, they're INSISTING that I bring NO LARG - I told them that simply wasn't going to happen. They're also insisting that I become republican.

Very troubling. I'm afraid this could get bogged down in lawyers and legalities and never actually materialize.

Speak to Joe if you have any further questions, guys...

[bueno bob]

For additional entertainment, I contacted Carmine Appice about a possible King Kobra reunion prior to the fight, and asked him if they could do a five song set, including "Iron Eagle (Never Say Die)", "Ready to Strike", "Shadow Rider", "Breaking Out", and "Give Me a Reason" (an unreleased track from the "Thrill of a Lifetime" sessions, apparently co-written by Joe Thunder himself - I asked for that one as a professional courtesy to JT).

Unfortunately, Carmine's not being really receptive since "Hollywood Trash", the last King Kobra album/reunion, was met with terrible reviews and low enthusiasm...moreover, Mark Free is now a woman, which makes getting an ORIGINAL Kobra reunion a bit more problematical.

Certainly a lot of confusion!

[bueno bob]

On my behalf, I did try to contact ALAN THE PANTHER to be the guest time keeper. His official response was:

"I'M BUSY RUNNING THE UNIVERSE. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT STOPWATCHES. YOU'LL HAVE TO GRAB IT! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!

BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO DO IT YOURSELF.


ALL THE BEST,

AP"

I was also kinda hoping for a Hell in the Cell main event at Wrestlemania with Hulk Hogan as the ring announcer, but there seems to be a scheduling conflict with that, too.

I'm not sure what's going to transpire from here on out, but you folks will be the first to know...

[flappo]

i'm sure thunder's a master of the ancient art of wan-king so be careful !

[Hardrock69]

Here is the style you should use against Joe Thudner:

[flappo]

yeah , and unlike him , don't shoot blanks !

[bueno bob]

But of course! We aim to please!

[Macu]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Here is the style you should use against Joe Thudner:

You beat me to it.I was gonna ask if .44 magnum was a martial art.

[bueno bob]

The Way of the Pistol...

[bueno bob]

What did George Clooney say in "From Dusk til Dawn"?

"Don't try to run, because I've got six friends here - and they ALL run faster than you."

[mako_kimura]

Do what I do, take that dildo out of thunder's ass, ram it into his skull, and watch him choke on his own blood

[bueno bob]

Sounds fairly effective...

[diamondsgirl]

My kids are all black and brown belts in kenpo

one time I thought it would be funny to scare my daughter with a scary mask

she brought on the"palm heel" to the area between my nose and my upper teeth

yeah...

do that...