Holy Fucking Shit!

[WARF]

The other night I was driving back from a bar @ 6 AM. fucking wasted as fucking shit... between god knows how many fucking shots of whiskey... and after smoking a blunt bigger than Peter North's ding dong... I recieved...

THE GIFT!

Sorta like when a fucking crackhead hooker kneels down before god, after an all night crack binge and gettin' fucked in the ass... it occured to me like Born Again Christian... I have seen the light!!!

Holy Shit!!
I listened to the first couple shows... and they sucked HUGE ****** DICKS!!!

But the other day it all changed... and maybe it was the fact my blood alcohol content was higher than honor roll students grade point averages.... but who cares.... I heard DLR at like 6 in the morning... passed out in my car... with vomit... and hawaiian pizza I ate the night before.... courtesy of PAPA JOHNS on a rare two for one deal...

Anyways....
It was kewl to hear Daves show on the radio...
Even if it took alcohol and weed to understand him...

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY NIGGAH... BY THE SPIRIT OF DLR!!!!

It's like that Michael Jackson song from his last album... you know... right before he gave that kid a viagra martini....

YOU ROTH MY WORLD YOU KNOW YOU DID....

[diamondsgirl]

LOL.

Glad you made it home safely, WARF.

[Alex Mogilny]

Drinkin' and drivin'
slippin' and slidin'
if the devil's gonna play his card game
he's gonna have to play
without an ace in his deck

[WARF]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL.

Glad you made it home safely, WARF.

Home?

This all happened in the parking lot of the bar...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by WARF
The other night I was driving back from a bar @ 6 AM. fucking wasted as fucking shit... between god knows how many fucking shots of whiskey... and after smoking a blunt bigger than Peter North's ding dong... I recieved...

THE GIFT!

Sorta like when a fucking crackhead hooker kneels down before god, after an all night crack binge and gettin' fucked in the ass... it occured to me like Born Again Christian... I have seen the light!!!

Holy Shit!!
I listened to the first couple shows... and they sucked HUGE ****** DICKS!!!

But the other day it all changed... and maybe it was the fact my blood alcohol content was higher than honor roll students grade point averages.... but who cares.... I heard DLR at like 6 in the morning... passed out in my car... with vomit... and hawaiian pizza I ate the night before.... courtesy of PAPA JOHNS on a rare two for one deal...

Anyways....
It was kewl to hear Daves show on the radio...
Even if it took alcohol and weed to understand him...

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY NIGGAH... BY THE SPIRIT OF DLR!!!!

It's like that Michael Jackson song from his last album... you know... right before he gave that kid a viagra martini....

YOU ROTH MY WORLD YOU KNOW YOU DID....

LMAO you crazy fucker.

Good to see you are still alive...

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by WARF
Home?

This all happened in the parking lot of the bar...

That is home.

[Angel]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Good to see you are still alive...

Who says he is?

[PHOENIX]

Re: Holy Fucking Shit!

Originally posted by WARF
The other night I was driving back from a bar @ 6 AM. fucking wasted as fucking shit... between god knows how many fucking shots of whiskey... and after smoking a blunt bigger than Peter North's ding dong... I recieved...

THE GIFT!

Sorta like when a fucking crackhead hooker kneels down before god, after an all night crack binge and gettin' fucked in the ass... it occured to me like Born Again Christian... I have seen the light!!!

Holy Shit!!
I listened to the first couple shows... and they sucked HUGE ****** DICKS!!!

But the other day it all changed... and maybe it was the fact my blood alcohol content was higher than honor roll students grade point averages.... but who cares.... I heard DLR at like 6 in the morning... passed out in my car... with vomit... and hawaiian pizza I ate the night before.... courtesy of PAPA JOHNS on a rare two for one deal...

Anyways....
It was kewl to hear Daves show on the radio...
Even if it took alcohol and weed to understand him...

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY NIGGAH... BY THE SPIRIT OF DLR!!!!

It's like that Michael Jackson song from his last album... you know... right before he gave that kid a viagra martini....

YOU ROTH MY WORLD YOU KNOW YOU DID....

Was this before or after the Hairy Latino guy raped your ass?

[twonabomber]

Angel:

Please take note of WARF's use of a certain racial slur. Please tell him how wrong it is to use that word.

Thank You,
DDLR.com Management

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by twonabomber
Angel:

Please take note of WARF's use of a certain racial slur. Please tell him how wrong it is to use that word.

Thank You,
DDLR.com Management

Lou's a ******.

[twonabomber]

[Hardrock69]

LAFF MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS OFF!!!

[Coyote]

LMAO! Go, WARF!

[WARF]

Sorry I haven't been online in a month... i'm still in the parking lot...

I'm down to a quarter bottle of bourbon... 16 percocets... 9 vicodins... 2 oxycontins... 1/3 of a blunt... and a one legged hooker named PEG!

I will be back very soon for my moderator duties!!!

oh i forgot... there is a couple sips left of my old english "800" that was personally autographed by EAZY E!!!!

[Douglas T.]

^ Is her first name J?