The other night I was driving back from a bar @ 6 AM. fucking wasted as fucking shit... between god knows how many fucking shots of whiskey... and after smoking a blunt bigger than Peter North's ding dong... I recieved...
THE GIFT!
Sorta like when a fucking crackhead hooker kneels down before god, after an all night crack binge and gettin' fucked in the ass... it occured to me like Born Again Christian... I have seen the light!!!
Holy Shit!!
I listened to the first couple shows... and they sucked HUGE ****** DICKS!!!
But the other day it all changed... and maybe it was the fact my blood alcohol content was higher than honor roll students grade point averages.... but who cares.... I heard DLR at like 6 in the morning... passed out in my car... with vomit... and hawaiian pizza I ate the night before.... courtesy of PAPA JOHNS on a rare two for one deal...
Anyways....
It was kewl to hear Daves show on the radio...
Even if it took alcohol and weed to understand him...
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY NIGGAH... BY THE SPIRIT OF DLR!!!!
It's like that Michael Jackson song from his last album... you know... right before he gave that kid a viagra martini....
YOU ROTH MY WORLD YOU KNOW YOU DID....
THE GIFT!
Sorta like when a fucking crackhead hooker kneels down before god, after an all night crack binge and gettin' fucked in the ass... it occured to me like Born Again Christian... I have seen the light!!!
Holy Shit!!
I listened to the first couple shows... and they sucked HUGE ****** DICKS!!!
But the other day it all changed... and maybe it was the fact my blood alcohol content was higher than honor roll students grade point averages.... but who cares.... I heard DLR at like 6 in the morning... passed out in my car... with vomit... and hawaiian pizza I ate the night before.... courtesy of PAPA JOHNS on a rare two for one deal...
Anyways....
It was kewl to hear Daves show on the radio...
Even if it took alcohol and weed to understand him...
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY NIGGAH... BY THE SPIRIT OF DLR!!!!
It's like that Michael Jackson song from his last album... you know... right before he gave that kid a viagra martini....
YOU ROTH MY WORLD YOU KNOW YOU DID....
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