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Nitro Express
02-24-2006, 03:50 PM
I think it's time that fat ass Sammy called his twin brother Richard Simmons to help him get the wieght off! Ha! Ha! Ha!
ThrillsNSpills
02-24-2006, 03:52 PM
Maybe Richard can be booked on the Sammy cruise.

they can all sweat to the oldies.
ELVIS
02-24-2006, 04:31 PM
Ever notice people around here worry about Sammy Hagar too much ??
Nitro Express
02-24-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Ever notice people around here worry about Sammy Hagar too much ??


That's because some of us out here in the wild west need a rodeo clown for the bulls to chase.
ELVIS
02-24-2006, 05:32 PM
I guess so...
jslav06
02-24-2006, 05:41 PM
I think the reason for bringin' up Spam in threads is because they've ran out of good topic starters. Oh well. Works for me. :D
Nitro Express
02-24-2006, 09:51 PM
I never tire of slamming that fat raggy doll Sammy. His hair reminds me of an old shitty, moldy toilet mop.
jslav06
02-24-2006, 09:53 PM
Richard Simmons = Sammy Hagar?
Coincidence?
I... Think... Not...
Nickdfresh
02-24-2006, 10:44 PM
Well, Richard Simmons is better, because while he's "sweatin' to the oldies," HAGAR is fucking them up...
shaggydoo
02-25-2006, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
Ever notice Richard Simmons and Sammy Hagar kind of look the same?

Kinda sound the same to me too, guess it must be all that pole sitting and pole smoking they both do!
bantonelli
02-26-2006, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Maybe Richard can be booked on the Sammy cruise.

they can all sweat to the oldies.

LOL!! :D
Nitro Express
02-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Richard and Sam are oldies who sweat while they do each other up the ass.
Nitro Express
02-26-2006, 04:13 PM
I think Richard can hit a higher range than Sammy uses extra ribbed condoms and a studded cock ring on his ass with very little lube.
ThrillsNSpills
02-26-2006, 04:46 PM
http://malcontent.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/richardsimmons.jpg

This weight challenged customer ordered the happy ending from Richard during a deal a meal ad on ET.



But we know where Richard got his hair cut from don't we? ;)

http://www.cinefania.com/pics/personas/5/5548.jpg
Nitro Express
02-26-2006, 08:40 PM
So he lost wieght by having Richard Simmons wank him off. I once read semen was full of callories but shit!
Big Troubles
02-26-2006, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Ever notice people around here worry about Sammy Hagar too much ??

yes. ever notice threads that have nothing to do with dave end up in Main? :D
rustoffa
02-26-2006, 09:06 PM
Sammy looks like Bette Midler.

Richard Simmons is actually Leo Sayer.

Regardless, it's one big ball of GAY.
Nitro Express
02-26-2006, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
yes. ever notice threads that have nothing to do with dave end up in Main? :D


It's probably because Dave is BORING these days. Dave is great if you want to hear old men tell stories, talk about nutrition with his sister, hear a zillion times Dave can fly a helecopter, or the endless world according to Dave and his "save the world" politics.

I liked Dave better when he threatened to fuck my girlfriend.
Big Troubles
02-27-2006, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express
I liked Dave better when he threatened to fuck my girlfriend.


we certainly all have our opinions. I think a 50 year old man telling me that he wants to fuck my girlfriend is a little creepy. Id rather him talk politics and old stories of touring.