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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10625

    Help Wanted - 25 Interns

    The William F. Clinton Foundation has posted an Internet job listing for unpaid interns. Seriously. The president that is now the butt of jokes anytime anyone claims they did not have sex with 'that woman' is brought forward apparently would again like to have a gal Friday around to help out.

    One item on the web site promises hands-on experience and says the interns have the responsibility of interacting directly with the staff.

    (Insert any joke you would like here).

    No - I'm not making it up.

    Page Six gives this account:

    It's been 10 years since the ex-president faced impeachment over his dalliance with the world's most famous intern, Monica Lewinsky. But now the William F. Clinton Foundation has posted an Internet job listing for unpaid interns.

    "If you are an undergraduate, graduate or professional student or a recent graduate with your own strong interest in crucial issues of our day, the Clinton Foundation Intern Program offers a unique opportunity for growth, learning and meaningful service."

    Even if it's just delivering pizza. (Isn't that what Monica claimed to be doing while she was "not" having sex with Clinton?)

    If 25 seems like a lot of interns, they'll be spread out between Clinton's HQ in Harlem, his library in Little Rock, Ark., and a third office in Quincy, Mass.

    His spokesman said, "I'm not sure why it's surprising that President Clinton's multimillion dollar foundation - that among many other accomplishments provides AIDS treatment drugs to over 250,000 people around the world - would have interns."

    ***

    Let the lampooning of Clinton begin anew.

    --Jim Roberts

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    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    25?

    That leaves 5-6 days a month without..........

    oh, those are "Hillary Days"

    LMMFAO
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • blueturk
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1883

      #3
      I guess when the guy you voted for turns out to be one of the most incompetent presidents in history (and with 2 more years still to go!), you might as well bring up Clinton...

      "It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.'' —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Feb. 23, 2000
      Last edited by blueturk; 03-08-2006, 11:07 PM.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49205

        #4
        Everyone uses interns. In the BUSH Admin, they have serious input into foreign policy...

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58783

          #5
          "Let the lampooning of Clinton begin anew. "

          -Rather than face up to the JOKE of a pResident who followed him.
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • Roy Munson
            Veteran
            • Feb 2004
            • 1526

            #6
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            25?

            That leaves 5-6 days a month without..........

            oh, those are "Hillary Days"

            LMMFAO


            LOL


            I thought Hillary was a lesbian?
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            I guess you're right...

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58783

              #7
              Originally posted by Roy Munson
              LOL


              I thought Hillary was a lesbian?
              Right wing allegation that never had a shred of evidence. Most likely originating from certain right wing radio hosts' fantasies of Hillary using a strap-on and fucking them in the ass
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8
                Touchy touchy...

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                • jhale667
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 20929

                  #9
                  LMAO

                  Seriously, though...Repubs bringing this up NOW is like somebody that's about to be bitten by a dog going "Look at the stick! Fetch the stick! Get it!"
                  Originally posted by conmee
                  If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                  That is all.

                  Icon.
                  Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                  I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                  Originally posted by Isaac R.
                  Then it's really true??:eek:

                  The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                  OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                  Originally posted by eddie78
                  I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                  • jhale667
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 20929

                    #10
                    ...Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain...
                    Originally posted by conmee
                    If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                    That is all.

                    Icon.
                    Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                    I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                    Originally posted by Isaac R.
                    Then it's really true??:eek:

                    The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                    OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                    Originally posted by eddie78
                    I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                    • Lqskdiver
                      Sniper
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 763

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      Right wing allegation that never had a shred of evidence. Most likely originating from certain right wing radio hosts' fantasies of Hillary using a strap-on and fucking them in the ass
                      I thought that actually happened to bill.

                      Yikes! Mental image...

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58783

                        #12
                        BTW, who the Hell is "William F. Clinton" anyway?

                        I know who William Jefferson Clinton, the last legally elected President to occupy the White House is, but I've never heard of this other guy. :confused:
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                        • Warham
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 14589

                          #13
                          William F. Clinton is the guy going over to Dubai and getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to get the port deal to go through.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49205

                            #14
                            Actually, he scammed the DUBAIns by "advising" them on how to be more acceptable to Americans...

                            He wasn't lobbying anyone in Washington...

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                            • Warham
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 14589

                              #15
                              Oh, so he's a scam artist now, eh?

                              He told the Dubains to hire Joe Lockhart. lol Worked wonders for John Kerry, eh?

                              I'm not sure why anybody takes Clinton's 'advice' as being in their best interests. I've always thought he's always looked out for himself, then Hillary, then everybody else drops way down on his list.

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