Spammy Hagar Will be sent To Iraq

[Roth-Halen]

Yes he'll be sent by the ROTH ARMY.
Wouldn't that be GREAT????

[Golden AWe]

Sammy in the sun...

he'd burn 100%

then he'd really be THE RED ROCKER

[Jesus Christ]

Is that going to be Saddam Hussein's punishment? Being forced to watch a Van Hagar concert?

And isn't that against the Geneva Convention as "cruel and inhumane torture"?

[Roth-Halen]

LOL

I can't believe you guys can be so creative when it comes to atackin' SPAMMY GAYGAR

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Is that going to be Saddam Hussein's punishment? Being forced to watch a Van Hagar concert?

And isn't that against the Geneva Convention as "cruel and inhumane torture"?

That's too Damn funny!!

[Jesus Christ]

That is why I am the Messiah

[Panamark]

Jesus Christ that was funny !!!

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
That is why I am the Messiah

So you're saying there's no Van Hagar love songs in Heaven? Or are they only played down south?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by EbDawson
So you're saying there's no Van Hagar love songs in Heaven? Or are they only played down south?

God loves all His children equally, but that does not meaneth We have ballads of cheese in Paradise. Ye will have to ask Satan what maketh the charts down in Hell, but I know that an eternity of Van Hagar would certainly be torment for Me :eek:

[Roth kills Sam]

As a serious point of reference, the US Army actually does in fact play extremely loud and unrelenting rock/metal music to inmates and/or enemies in a standoff situation -somteimes to get them to talk. It was widely reported that they had great success with the Middle Easteners since they have no ear for it. Something tame like Van Hagar would drive them nuts

[Switch84]

LMAO!

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
I know that an eternity of Van Hagar would certainly be torment for Me :eek: [/B]

This is one of many reasons why Jesus is my Homeboy!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!!!