Oh Crap... it's Vanila Extract!

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  • shaggydoo
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    • Feb 2005
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    Oh Crap... it's Vanila Extract!

    Oh Crap... it's Vanila Extract!


    Recent discussion on the Roth Army Forums about carcinogenic (cancer causing) agents found in soft drinks provided some food for thought and led me to consider that this article (below) might also be of some interest to you all.


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    Japanese researchers extract vanilla from cow dung.


    In a world-first recycling project, a one-hour heating and
    pressuring process allows cow faeces to produce vanillin, the main
    component of the vanilla-bean extract, according to researcher Mayu
    Yamamoto.


    The vanillin extracted from the faeces could be used in products such
    as shampoo and aromatic candles but not in food, said Yamamoto, who
    works for the Research Institute of the state-run International
    Medical Center of Japan.


    Compared with usual vanilla, "this component is exactly the same but
    it would be difficult for people to accept it in food, given the
    recent rules of disclosing the origins of ingredients," she said.

    The production cost using dung is less than a half of making
    vanillin out of vanilla beans, she added.


    The faeces of grass-eating animals is abundant with lignin, the
    chemical compound that exists in plants and trees and is used to
    produce vanilla aroma, Yamamoto said.


    "Lignin is difficult to decompose," she said. "Farmers are troubled
    by how to dispose properly of animal excrement. We tried to solve
    this from a recycling viewpoint," she said.


    After taking the vanillin, the processed faeces could be returned to
    the soil, she said.


    The research has been done in cooperation with major Japanese
    chemicals firm Sekisui Chemical.


    The research team aims to develop a machine to handle several tons
    of faeces a day and put it in practical use in two-to-three years.


    SOURCE: AFP vIA yahoonews
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    I think it was Charlton Heston who said "Soylent green is people"...
    perhaps he could have added "and Vanilla Extract is Crap!"
  • shaggydoo
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    • Feb 2005
    • 269

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    Late breaking news...

    Late breaking news...

    Roth Army Laboratories have broken their silence on research they have been working on for a very long time.

    An un-named source within Roth Army Labs has stated that:

    "We have been plagued by constant droves of stray sheep at the Roth Army Forums for quite some time now. Although this is clearly not the place for them, they keep coming back again and again. We really do try to be tolerant of these sheep, and try to teach them a little something of the Roth philosophy while they're here, but sheep are inherently stupid and do not learn well."

    "An unfortunate side effect of the sheep coming here is the copious quantity of shit they produce and then leave behind. Roth Army Labs has been working tirelessly on finding solutions to all the sheep shit and are now confident there may be a solution after all... by recycling the sheep shit!"

    "After much time and effort we have been able to recycle this sheep shit, and finally managed to extract Sammy Hagar from it! Not in itself a useful or wanted material, and extremely large quantities of sheep go to making just a little Sammy Hagar. Further costly refining of this extracted material has enabled us to extract an even smaller quantity of Gary Cherone from it! Still sadly not in itself a useful or wanted material. We at Roth Army Labs are urged on by these results that after many more years, eventually something useful may possibly be extracted from the sheep shit, something that people may actually want... Or maybe it's all just crap!"

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    • shaggydoo
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      • Feb 2005
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