Joe Thunder went over Nigels's balls

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  • JoeTHUNDER'SMAN
    Roadie
    • Feb 2005
    • 130

    Joe Thunder went over Nigels's balls

    Hola! Yes, it's true my little Roth Army bitches! Joe was blustering how he was going to go over Niagra' Falls in a barrel, the landmark he apparently can't spell no matter how hard he tries or how sober he is, which isn't often. Well, apparently, he misrepresented himself. Joey! You know you shouldn't drink on probation you bottom feeder queer!

    Well, anyways, Joe was just pulling your leg for attention. I heard through the gayvine© that Joe never left his trailer in Pennsylvania, and spent this time actually going over Nigel's balls in Darryl's anus. The sick fuck, apparently he had been taking gymnastics as a means to get closer to young kids and heard about the hobby-horse... Anyways, I've heard that he was thrown out when his hairy gut betrayed how old he was, and he kept snagging the ankle bracelet when on the trampoline... He also took ballroom dance lessons and met a sweaty and middle-aged, overweight gay couple named Nigel and Darryl. They were a little old for Joe, but he thought he'd finally get lucky until the tied him up and just used him like a well lubed plastic fuck doll. I heard he whimpered and cried like a bitch for lack of reach-arounds... But it serves the sick loser right!

    Well, that's all for now, hola amigos, form Roth's switch hittin'ist fan...

    Joe's ex-Man
    Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
    Where'd he go?

    Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
    The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
    But made it too far
    Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
    Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
    Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
    He could leave 'em to hang
    Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
    So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
    Just the beer light to guide us,
    So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
    Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
    The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
    With God given ass
    He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
    Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
    Like a leper messiah
    When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
    Oh yeah
    Ooooooo
    Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr
  • Steve Savicki
    • Jan 2004
    • 3937

    #2
    One change at the Army that I think most everyone will agree on is if this poster's IP is banned.
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    • bueno bob
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 22951

      #3
      Well, well, well! Congratulations to Joe Thudner!
      Twistin' by the pool.

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