This is a real statement Dave released last year...
"I, David Lee Roth, would like to announce that I have seen the light. The light of the Panther. I have converted to the Church of Alan. I admire Gary The Pirate, and I admire Jordan The Rat, but I worship Alan The Panther-he is truly the greatest of all the Panthers. May Larg be with you, and all the chairs you have obtained."
Dave has larg-do you?
"I, David Lee Roth, would like to announce that I have seen the light. The light of the Panther. I have converted to the Church of Alan. I admire Gary The Pirate, and I admire Jordan The Rat, but I worship Alan The Panther-he is truly the greatest of all the Panthers. May Larg be with you, and all the chairs you have obtained."
Dave has larg-do you?
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