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  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 824

    dave is funny

    not when he spews off one of his shitty tired one-liners that his ass suckers laugh at but when he gets all huffy like at that manager of shitcity motel or when he gets all ANALLY KNOWEDGEABLE on all topics he thinks he knows everything about. example...parenthood from a guy who, if he has any kids, is too much of a deadbeat to admit to being their father. gay and sad...i enjoy tuning in to hear dave be an asshole. oh, i just farted.
  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 824

    #2
    smell is lingering....lasting longer than dave does on the record charts...

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8959

      #3
      Keep going. Brilliant stuff so far.

      I'll let you know when it's stupendous!

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      • Terry
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 11960

        #4
        ...and yet you can't stop listening to his radio show, then log onto a website that focuses on him and talk about him...

        MmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrETARD!!
        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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        • guwapo_rocker

          #5
          YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYawn.

          There it is.......

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          • ritetoolforjob
            Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 824

            #6
            dave is nothing without ed....sad but true.

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            • rustoffa
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 8959

              #7
              Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
              dave is nothing without ed....sad but true.
              But, wouldn't you say the reverse is true as well? I actually don't think either one of them is "nothing" without the other....agree or disagree?
              :confused:

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              • ritetoolforjob
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 824

                #8
                they both need each other....definitely....they are both being assholes

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                • Polk High
                  Sniper
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 875

                  #9
                  It is true that dave has no frame of reference to talk about parenting, unless he secretly has kids. Its easier said than done. I'm guilty of it to I think we all are to some extent. He is open for change though and he has changed his view sometimes mid conversation on just about any subject. He needs some more good guests. I liked it before also when he had a guest host coming in for a few days like his sister or that other chick. Bring in someone to sit w/ him for a week or so.
                  We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl

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                  • rustoffa
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8959

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                    they both need each other....definitely....they are both being assholes
                    Interesting.

                    Maybe they were both assholes when all that dynamic music was created?

                    Agree or disagree?
                    :confused:

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 58786

                      #11
                      In 1986, Eddie said he loved Sammy Hagar like a brother. In 1997, he said there was "absolutely no conflict" with Ga y Cherone in the band".

                      We all heard the results.

                      Eddie can't make decent music with a "soulmate". Conflict is the only thing that drives him to create anything worth listening to.
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                      • DlocRoth
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 5518

                        #12
                        Note to self:

                        Remember to tell whoever Ritetool's alias is that he or she is not on their game tonight.....

                        Dave sucks.
                        Rebuttal.
                        Oh, ok, well he aint shit without Ed.

                        BOOOOOOORING.
                        Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21888

                          #13
                          Strange days indeed when Ritedroolforthacock becomes a lame version of himself...

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