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My dog tried to kill a bunch of beaver in front of the neighborhood kids earlier.
So I was walking my dog when I got home from work earlier, and he ended up trying to kill a whole family of Beavers...in front of the neighborhood kids.
Across the street from my house, there's this section of woods that backs up to the cuntmunity center....this place is like the afternoon hang out for all the neighborhood kids. It's also strategically located on the shoreline of the neighborhood lake. There's a decent size spring that feeds this lake that also separates the section of woods from the cuntmunity center. I had no idea a family of beavers had been trying to dam it up before today. Long story short, they might be re-thinking their efforts.
Can you imagine the feeling you might have if you saw your car rolling down a hill after you left the emergency brake off? That's exactly how I felt when my dog snatched the leash clean out out of my hand....headed for destruction I knew nothing about. I ran as fast as I possibly could....just screaming his name to no avail. The next screaming I heard was all the kids.
When I finally made it to the spring that leads to the lake, it had been turned into a whirlpool of K-9 scortched-spring policy. That's right, my dog was trying to tear apart the Beaver dam!!!!
I jumped into the water and frantically swam over to the dam. Unbelievable...the fucker was biting, digging, spitting...just hell on four legs. I finally put the sonofabitch in some sort of headlock and slowly swam back towards the woods as the kids cuntinued to scream. This was NO small task.
After expending every possible ounce of human energy to secure the dog, the kids screams became suddenly clearer.
"LET HIM GO!!! WAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!"
"YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!"
""HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU DUMBASS!!! ARE YOU COLD??!!!"
I felt pretty humiliated @ that point, and almost turned the sonofabitch loose....
No calls so far.
Across the street from my house, there's this section of woods that backs up to the cuntmunity center....this place is like the afternoon hang out for all the neighborhood kids. It's also strategically located on the shoreline of the neighborhood lake. There's a decent size spring that feeds this lake that also separates the section of woods from the cuntmunity center. I had no idea a family of beavers had been trying to dam it up before today. Long story short, they might be re-thinking their efforts.
Can you imagine the feeling you might have if you saw your car rolling down a hill after you left the emergency brake off? That's exactly how I felt when my dog snatched the leash clean out out of my hand....headed for destruction I knew nothing about. I ran as fast as I possibly could....just screaming his name to no avail. The next screaming I heard was all the kids.
When I finally made it to the spring that leads to the lake, it had been turned into a whirlpool of K-9 scortched-spring policy. That's right, my dog was trying to tear apart the Beaver dam!!!!
I jumped into the water and frantically swam over to the dam. Unbelievable...the fucker was biting, digging, spitting...just hell on four legs. I finally put the sonofabitch in some sort of headlock and slowly swam back towards the woods as the kids cuntinued to scream. This was NO small task.
After expending every possible ounce of human energy to secure the dog, the kids screams became suddenly clearer.
"LET HIM GO!!! WAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!"
"YOU FUCKING SUCK!!!"
""HAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU DUMBASS!!! ARE YOU COLD??!!!"
I felt pretty humiliated @ that point, and almost turned the sonofabitch loose....
No calls so far.
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