jim carrey is a death metal fan

[Redballjets88]

his favorite band is cannibal corpse

http://www.myspace.com/cannibalcorpse1

[Loons The Great]

I'm gonn' move to the outskirts of town nah.

[Hardrock69]

Away from them def metal nutjobs...

One thing ya see over and over again....interviews with death metal bands who claim they are the heaviest band on the planet.....

If they are SO heavy, why don't they just shoot themselves on stage?

If a death metal band would walk the walk instead of just talking a bunch of pussy crap, and they would actually kill themselves onstage, then THAT would impress me.

Otherwise, they are just a bunch of pussy homo motherfuckers.

[BITEYOASS]

Don't tell that to Morbid Angel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Zdhz8LjJA&search=Morbid%20Angel

[Hardrock69]

ESPECIALLY to Morbid Angel.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Away from them def metal nutjobs...

One thing ya see over and over again....interviews with death metal bands who claim they are the heaviest band on the planet.....

If they are SO heavy, why don't they just shoot themselves on stage?

If a death metal band would walk the walk instead of just talking a bunch of pussy crap, and they would actually kill themselves onstage, then THAT would impress me.

Otherwise, they are just a bunch of pussy homo motherfuckers.

I concur.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Death metal is fucking gay.

I always thought those who started a death metal band were fags who lived in their mommy's basement and couldn't get laid.

Sounds about right.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Don't tell that to Morbid Angel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Zdh...Morbid%20Angel

Hey, I saw them on stage in Geneva (at "L'Usine", = "the Factory") 2 years ago... I'm not exactly a death or grind metal fan, but honestly, they're an awesome crushing machine...
The drummer is monstrous, though backstage he turns into a mere vegetable... Powders...

[BITEYOASS]

Check this one out, Morbid Angel and Phil Anselmo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOK2TQrfQYo&search=Morbid%20Angel

[BITEYOASS]

Maybe if one these Death Metal bands either kill of beat the living shit out of someone who gets on the stage, then I'll be impressed. Or if they can't get away with it, kill an animal, maybe club a seal!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Check this one out, Morbid Angel and Phil Anselmo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOK2T...Morbid%20Angel

Thanks for the link, BYA. Too bad that cunt Anselmo is there - I can't bear the sight of that jerk.
Hey, sometimes I just need that big sound and those overspeeding riffs. Two of my best pals are in it all year round, one of them plays bass in a grind metal band called STUMP FUCKING () and based in Geneva. Well, if my pal was not part of the band, I would probably never go and see them on stage (he's the only really funny element in the band).

Just check it out for fun sake... You can download a few mp3 tracks, including "Bring your milkcow... to the butcher".

http://www.stumpfucking.ch/english/index.html

[Dave's Bitch]

there are some really good death metal bands out there

Grave
Cryptopsy
Aborted
Cannibal Corpse
Bolt Thrower
Cathedral

theres alot of good death metal.but there is some shit too.you just gotta be careful what you listen to

[BITEYOASS]

Well since we're talking about Jim Carrey loving death metal, here is a deleted scene from "Ace Ventura" in which he is at a Cannibal Corpse concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95E1rnIxAwE&search=Cannibal%20Corpse%20Ace%20Ventura

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Away from them def metal nutjobs...

One thing ya see over and over again....interviews with death metal bands who claim they are the heaviest band on the planet.....

If they are SO heavy, why don't they just shoot themselves on stage?

If a death metal band would walk the walk instead of just talking a bunch of pussy crap, and they would actually kill themselves onstage, then THAT would impress me.

Otherwise, they are just a bunch of pussy homo motherfuckers.

How about Mayhem?

Band member Dead killed himself in April '91. Later, Euronymous wass murdered by Count Grishnackh (AKA Varg Vikernes of Burzum) - blew his head off with a shotgun, collected his brains, cooked them into a stew and ate them to "absorb" him, after he burned down the Fantofte Kirke, a church that had stood since the 12th century.

There were, at one point, plans to release a live CD/DVD, and during the whole show a branding iron with a pentagram symbol was going to be in a pit of coals - at the shows end, the lead vocalist was going to have it branded onto his back and record his screams for the album's closing track.

I'd call Mayhem a pretty fucking extreme death metal band, personally.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
Maybe if one these Death Metal bands either kill of beat the living shit out of someone who gets on the stage, then I'll be impressed. Or if they can't get away with it, kill an animal, maybe club a seal!

You think it hasn't been done?

Less known death metal concerts feature animal sacrifice and brutality like second nature. It's as common to the scene as David doing a split kick was in the early 80's...

The underground scene is a FAR FAR cry from more...eh..."mainstream" death metal, if you can call it that...it's very much it's own scene and it's very fucking brutal. The violence that's just part of these guys' common lives is sickening, and it's more than the music...the music is just what they think best represents it, I guess...I dabbled with the underground scene and ended up reporting what I discovered to authorities on the animal mutilation counts, and the police shut them down and had them all arrested, thank God.

Of course, it's still out there.