Dumbest Lyrics for a Song Ever

[bueno bob]

Annihilator's "Kraf Dinner":

Cupboard's bare, I'm so hungry
Life ain't fair, gimme some money
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Chorus
I love, I love, I love, I Love:
KRAF DINNER
Boiling water, I can't wait
It's getting hotter, it feels so great
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Repeat Chorus
Well that was fun, but now that I'm all done
Now sedate, I think I'll buy a crate
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Repeat Chorus
Kraf Dinner
Dinner
Kraf Dinner
My Dinner
I want it now

[Douglas T.]

Too much pork on my fork! ~SCOTS

[mako_kimura]

These aren't really as dumb as much as they are strange:


The darkness came closer to home on the
following night
And Miriam slept like a rock when
Jonathan's face went white

The bedroom was ice cold
But the fire was burning still
The blinding light
The Family Ghost had risen again...The Ghost

"Don't be scared, Don't be scared now My Friend
I am Count de LaFey
Let me take You to the crypt down below
Where Abigail rests"

"Let Miriam sleep
She never would understand
Now come let us go...It's time to know"

[SOLO: Mike - SOLO: Andy]

"Beware of the slippery stairs
You could easily fall and break Your neck
Hand me that torch and I will lead the way
To the secret in the dark
Take a look into the vault, the Vault
The sarcophagus...of a child
Abigail has been in here for years and years
stillborn", Born...Born...Born

"The spirit of Abigail is inside Your Wife
and there's only one way You can stop
the rebirth of evil itself
You must take her life now

[FORD]

It still makes me sick to my stomach to admit that Paul McCartney, the man who wrote "Hey Jude", "Let It Be" and fucking most of Side 2 of Abbey Road is actually responsible for the following horrid shitpile of banality......

This is my right, a right given by God
To live a free life, to live in free-DUMB

We talkin’ about free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB

Anyone, who wants to take it away
Will have to answer, cause this is my right

We talkin’ about free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB, ah yeah, comon now...

(lead solo)

You talkin’ about free-DUMB
Were talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB

Everybody talkin’ bout free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free----------DUMB

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by FORD
It still makes me sick to my stomach to admit that Paul McCartney, the man who wrote "Hey Jude", "Let It Be" and fucking most of Side 2 of Abbey Road is actually responsible for the following horrid shitpile of banality......

This is my right, a right given by God
To live a free life, to live in free-DUMB

We talkin’ about free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB

Anyone, who wants to take it away
Will have to answer, cause this is my right

We talkin’ about free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB, ah yeah, comon now...

(lead solo)

You talkin’ about free-DUMB
Were talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free-DUMB

Everybody talkin’ bout free-DUMB
Talkin’ bout free-DUMB
I will fight, for the right
To live in free----------DUMB

Worst song ever written period. Attention whore.

[bueno bob]

I don't know...it's kinda hard to top a thrash metal song about macaroni and cheese...

But it's close, no doubt...

[matt19]

a lot of things by system of a down dont make too much sense either

[bueno bob]

Some of Fu Manchu's favorites...

Mega-Bumpers
-----------------
Oh mona sue what can you do?
sharin it around
swingin like Issac from a ship to shore
ladies coming down
way more than ive ever seen
you know what i mean?
more than a pound to go around
bringin them to their knees

Over my head through my back
five car lengths is where your at

Throwin snake eyes from a hand in the back
white knucklin round
captain lightfoot dancin up a storm
coming back for more
Bobby drivin a round a round
a race is going down
sudden flash across the night
outta sight

Over my head through my back
five car lengths is where your at

Hittin the road I see you all the way back
Hey I seen you around
Shiny blue camaro sitting in my path
chumps going down

***************

THE ACTION IS GO
Hold still the sight
When it falls down
Came back to life I see
No one around

Like I said (x 1000)

Look 'em in the eye
For a minute or two
Of course that was all they saw
Nothin' left for you

Like I said (x 150090)

Most of them knew
What they had read
Objects from underneath

Was like I said (x 456236783)

*************************

ORBITER
Man made way uknown..change course.. back to home
from the scope they saw a shine.. like that.. close behind
By now the controller knew..full power chased by two
No one in the room could tell... a wild story yea ohwell
For a moment things went calm..no need to sound the alarm
The controller gave the word...planes vanish is what we heard
Did it happen like he said.. better find out instead
Rolling back in time..short notice.. but we'll try

Will they ever show..Orbiter lays low

Next morning we arrived on site.. had a feelin something aint right
Soon as the car door slammed.. Hemi's keys were in my hand
Blown heads on a six fifty four (654) All right now we need one more
Orbiter is close at hand.. we all agreed on a skyward plan

Will they ever show.. Orbiter lays low

So now months passed us by.. we're sure it was all a lie
Sun mirror was placed on high.. will let us know over time
First step to another world..is from years gone by were sure

[bueno bob]

Very few bands have as much lyrical....eh...lyrical "INTENSITY" as The Melvins, though.

Check it out:

Dead Dressed
--------------------
One tenth of her.
I feel her talking thru my stand-up hairs.
Which of you, or does he touch them, or is he daft.
It's hard boys.
Alone and old, it's really like her, it wears her clothes, I might be, I might be.
But you're not me and you don't know I'm back in the mine.
Don't be afraid my love for you to die.
It stands its ground as i stand mine.
The ex-flesh of the temperature, I'm just as beautiful as your light allows.

Cranky Messiah
-----------------------
Lip tight its prophecy
sealed wafer wise come dancing
caged and small in its cavity.
But I can feel your heart beat its shape in my hand.
Pounded air patterns convey messages
you're the brother sended/to the brother soul yet.
But my wounds don't heal.

The Brain Center at Whipples
------------------------------------------
where am I fortune?
it's just my forced reaction
does anyone had helped me read now
does anyone had helped the other one
put down the wild
clocking like a pace of reality
I've got it in my brain now
I've got it in my center
so what are you talking about?
you started the war
so what am I?
it's in my motor
it's in my head
I had to wing my motor
and had to win my high goal

Honey Bucket
--------------------
In times of bella foe fa
lies cobalt cast and clean.
I gotta motor fare the wheel
real fast and fear.
Tri-jacking blackened for moi,
handcuffs and special keys.
Triple lies and neckties divide.
This will be his size.
Throw my case of plasterscene down.
Maybe after you won't let it.
Ain't about to pick my rounds.
This is in my way.
Plop is fast as my hole's down.
Green glass and most of all.
Been around the somber town, maybe in the wall.

Let God Be Your Gardener
-------------------------------------
Knee crawling alive and tasting
another way for lies to take it in yeah.
Listen kid - your face is like porcelain worrys.
Life is like a gardener.
Life is like a.

Magic Pig Detective
----------------------------
Lo-s o needs no medic
Feels only queen
We'll try for for the one for Anglais
Just makes his deal
'Cause I say, "No! You're mine"
And I'll go on for I feel
I got the cross confusing man, yeah!
I got no more me, Uh!
'Cause I say you're either ready
He's got a voice
A wretched voice indeed
Prosthetic you, waiting to disrobe.

True right, try to shock me
Feeling like a seething head
God looks right through me
This is what you do to me
I see you're a choking hot wheel
Seeing opportunity
Guys done wheel to shark me
He's not me!
We're stuck in cartwheels
Feeling like a perfect nuclear
He's a real meathead
Why?

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Annihilator's "Kraf Dinner":

Cupboard's bare, I'm so hungry
Life ain't fair, gimme some money
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Chorus
I love, I love, I love, I Love:
KRAF DINNER
Boiling water, I can't wait
It's getting hotter, it feels so great
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Repeat Chorus
Well that was fun, but now that I'm all done
Now sedate, I think I'll buy a crate
Macaroni maniac, a cheddar cheese heart attack
Repeat Chorus
Kraf Dinner
Dinner
Kraf Dinner
My Dinner
I want it now

Annihilator do have some shit lyrics,there cool though

[sadaist]

She's my Cherry Pie!
I don't know why
I have sex and I cry
Derp Der Der Derb Der Derpitty Der

[Dave's Bitch]

some of my FAV dumb lyrics ever.gotta go to Alice Cooper

Well, I ain't evil, I'm just good lookin'
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin'
I'm a hungry man
But I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
And then I'm gonna eat ya

Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine

Feed my Frankenstein
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's feeding time

You udon't want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain't no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin' on your LUST ice cream cone

Feed my Frankenstein
Meet my libido
He's a psycho
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's LUNCH time

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Let's not forget Fat Spam... A real master as far as bullshit lyrics.

[Dave's Bitch]

"Hungry for love
And it's LUNCH time"

worthy of sammy himself

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
Annihilator do have some shit lyrics,there cool though

Oh yeah, that's for sure. I actually really like their first two albums a lot, but the lyrics to Kraf Dinner are pretty silly...