Did van hagar cuntribute to the burgeoning immigration problem?

[rustoffa]

Holy fucking shit, why hasn't this been discussed? The timeline is more than relevant!

Think about it.....the BRAND NAME associated by millions with CABO WABO? Sure, the cactus-picking dipshits don't really know anything but the "Van" part, and then denizens of vapid dipshits flee for the borders!

Fucking millions of 'em hauled ass envisioning a world cuntsisting of shaggy fuckers drinking tequila with wreckless abandon!

"yo...the fucker een the short pants is eencourageeng us to go! ees a good gringo....i want some red pants and sheet!"

What about all the sandal-wearing dipshits that IMPREGNATED mexican servants while schlocking out down there? Years back...and I'm fucking telling you.....

THE CYCLE HASN'T STOPPED.

There's probably a motherfucking western union ATM @ Cabo for funneling.

Maybe I'm way off base?

Weigh in.
:confused:

[light 'em up!]

Re: Did van hagar cuntribute to the burgeoning immigration problem?

Originally posted by rustoffa
Maybe I'm way off base?

Rusto,

You've articulated your point so eloquently and gracefully, you should be commended for your intelligence and honored for your good will.

[rustoffa]

Re: Re: Did van hagar cuntribute to the burgeoning immigration problem?

Originally posted by light 'em up!
Rusto,

You've articulated your point so eloquently and gracefully, you should be commended for your intelligence and honored for your good will.

I appreciate the kudos.

5 stars!

[light 'em up!]

I was kidding.

[rustoffa]

Looks like I already sent the celestial benefactoring.

It's not about that though.

Fucking Mas Tequila.

I heard that shit on the Serius "Buzzsaw" channel earlier.....

Endite Sammy Hagar. He can fuck Cynthia Mckinney up the ass while cuntparing pancake box hairdoos.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
I was kidding.

I know.

[Flash Bastard]

This might also explain why Japan cut off all cheese exports in the mid-eighties.

[FORD]

Sammy DOES spend a lot of time in Mexico. Not even the sheep will deny that much.

What if those Cabo Wabo trucks are carrying more than just overpriced tequila?

[FORD]

¿Cómo sé cuándo es queso?
No puedo decir le sino lo los olores como el Cheddar.

[FORD]

Solamente el tiempo dirá si estamos parada la prueba del tiempo.

[FORD]

Rojo rojo deseo rojo.
No hay substituto para el rojo.
El rojo, sí lo pinta rojo.
El verde de la causa no es malo.
Comparado al rojo.

[FORD]

Lechones caminata, negociaciones del dinero!
¡Pero no puede tocar mi caja de tres cerraduras!

¡Uh! ¡Oh, sí! Misterios de los días de viejo.
Usted encuentra la llave, usted consiguió el oro.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja.

Tesoro aquí, fregadero allí. Tesoro enterrado por todas partes.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.

No va lejos, el cierre del círculo.
El padre, hijo, el fantasma santo.
¡A la trinidad, levanto una tostada! ¡Ahh, yea!
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras - los a solas-

Secretos de la trinidad mienten dentro del número tres.

¡Uh! ¡Hey! Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras.
Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras. Uno, dos, caja de tres cerraduras. (tres traban la caja)
una, dos, tres traba la caja.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja. (tres traban la caja)
una, dos, tres traba la caja.
Uno, dos, tres traba la caja. (Tres Traban La Caja)

[FORD]

OK, now can someone who actually SPEAKS Spanish explain to me how the line "One Two Three Lock Box" translates into two entirely different sentences in the same fucking queso-assed song?? :confused:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Cabo Wabo
I've been to Rome, Dallas, Texas
Man, I thought I'd seen it all, oh
Around the world, searchin' every corner
Man, I thought I'd hit the wall, ah!

There's a sleepy town lies South of the border
You go there once, you'll be there twice
Lots of pretty girls comin' by the dozen, woo!
The white sand sure make a tan look nice

(Oooh) We crash on the beach
(Oooh) You know I wanna
(Oooh) Make love in the sea
(Oooh) We gotta try a little dance
(Oooh) So, Cabo Wabo
(Oooh) It's all right by me
(Oooh)

Come on, let me take you down
I will show you all around
(Down in Cabo)
Let me take you down
Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground

Land's End, you'd have to see it
Ain't no picture ever say it right, no-oow-oh
Walkin' the streets doin' that ol', the Cabo Wabo, hah!
Place come to life every night, nooo!

(Oooh) I wanna crash on the beach
(Oooh) You know I wanna
(Oooh) Make love in the sea (oooh)
(Oooh) Yeah, it's all right there
(Oooh) We don't have to chase it
(Oooh) Fits paradise to a T. Woo!

Come on, let me take you down
I will show you all around
(Down in Cabo)
Let me take you down
Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground, woo!

(Guitar Solo)

Uh-uuh
Uhhhh

Wa-ahahahah
Hey!
Wa-ahahahah

We drink Mescal right from the bottle
Salt shaker, little lick a lime, ahh
Throwin' down, down, tryin' to reach the bottom
Where the guave worm, well he's mine all mine

(Oooh) Come on, crash on the beach
(Oooh) You know I wanna
(Oooh) Make love in the sea (oooh)
(Oooh) Woo! Gonna try a little dance
(Oooh) So Cabo Wabo
(Oooh) It's all right by me

Let me take you down
I will show you all around
(Down in Cabo)
Let me take you down
Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground. Woo! Come on

Face down (Face down)
Down in Cabo
Take me down (Take me down)
Down to Cabo. Uh!
Face down (Face down)
Down in Cabo
doin' the Cabo Wabo, ow!
Take me down (Take me down)
Down to Cabo, woo!
Come on, get it, get it, ow!
Ah-hah! Woo-hoo! Ow! Come on!

uh uh...elvis will love this thread

[sadaist]

Cabo San Lucas is pretty fucking sweet. Offshore fishing is the best if you can afford the boat. Been inside the Cabo Wabo. Still has all of the Van Halen stuff. Right inside are bust statues of Sam, Ed, Alex & Mike. Lots of license plates up around the bar. I guess they serve food there, but I didn't try it. The sand is white, clean & warm. I would reccomend Cabo to anyone. Not a Hagar fan? Go to the Giggling Marlin bar. Awesome! They have a spot in front with a giant marlin holding a fishing pole. They hang you by your feet with him and take a photo. Not a good idea if you've been drinking much.