Who is this mythological creature known as "you"??

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21838
    #1

    Who is this mythological creature known as "you"??

    All these lame fucking poof songs have been produced for the past 100 years....

    A lot of them are addressing a fictional person named "you".

    Who the fuck is this you character that everyone is singing about?

    He/she/it must be really popular to have so many songs directed towards him/her/it.

    As "you" is not gender-specific, I will refer to it as "it".

    It should be very wealthy by now. If nothing else, it should sue millions of songwriters for using it's name without it's consent.

    Human's are so unoriginal.

    Can't they think of anything or anyone to write songs about other than that lame old creature "you"???

    Tags: creature, mythological
    • Mr Grimsdale
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8924
      #2
      dildo titfuck hamster sandwich
      Originally posted by flappo
      i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

      Originally posted by Cato
      translating your Japanese.


      "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

      omae baka dana?

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        • Terry
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jan 2004
          • 11956
          #3
          Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
          dildo titfuck hamster sandwich
          agreed
          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • Lindsay Lohan
              Groupie
              • Feb 2006
              • 90
              #4
              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
              dildo titfuck hamster sandwich
              LOL! Well, I like the parts about dildo and titfuck!
              I'm so lonely. Won't somebody please help me?

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                • mako_kimura
                  Sniper
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 826
                  #5
                  Well, THAT'S one I've never heard from ya
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                  Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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                    • mako_kimura
                      Sniper
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 826
                      #6
                      You sweet piece of hotness, you
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                      Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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                        • Shaun Ponsonby
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 6345
                          #7
                          Yes, "You" must be a very rich sonofabitch. But, don't dismiss ALL the songs about "You" as poof songs. Most of the Motown stuff was about "You", and there are an awful lot of Blues songs about "You". One of my favourite songs is about "You".

                          Just think about that.
                          Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                            • mako_kimura
                              Sniper
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 826
                              #8
                              True. Right now I'm listening to the song Bang Bang by Danger Danger, and you seems to be cheating on this guy
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                              Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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                                • Mr Grimsdale
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8924
                                  #9
                                  there ain't no business like monkey business

                                  come on, climb my tree

                                  they don't write 'em like that anymore!
                                  Originally posted by flappo
                                  i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                  Originally posted by Cato
                                  translating your Japanese.


                                  "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                  omae baka dana?

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                                    • mako_kimura
                                      Sniper
                                      • Jul 2005
                                      • 826
                                      #10
                                      Ah, the classics. "Slipped her the big one/she really knocked me out"
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                                      Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!

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                                        • Shaun Ponsonby
                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 6345
                                          #11
                                          "She walked past and fell over me/Then she said 'I've hurt my knee"
                                          Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                                            • Mr Grimsdale
                                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 8924
                                              #12
                                              my father had a rabbit
                                              and he thought it was a duck
                                              so he sat it on the table
                                              with its legs cocked up
                                              Originally posted by flappo
                                              i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                              Originally posted by Cato
                                              translating your Japanese.


                                              "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                              omae baka dana?

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                                                • Reverberator
                                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 10774
                                                  #13
                                                  I'm Burlington Bertie from Paddington green ,

                                                  I arse fucked a Parky and ruptured my spleen .

                                                  Now thats what I call bollocks vol 4543234 .
                                                  Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                                                  the chazzers are so lucky
                                                  so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
                                                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                                                    • Shaun Ponsonby
                                                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 6345
                                                      #14
                                                      I HATE the "Now Thats What I Call Bollocks" series. But, "Now Thats What I Call Greasy Sex With Co-Workers on a Tuesday Afternoon When The Boss Isn't There Because He Finishes Early" I like.
                                                      Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                                                        • Mr Grimsdale
                                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 8924
                                                          #15
                                                          whip crack away
                                                          whip crack away
                                                          whip crack away!
                                                          Originally posted by flappo
                                                          i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                                          Originally posted by Cato
                                                          translating your Japanese.


                                                          "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                                          omae baka dana?

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