How must I prepare for Joe Thunder?

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320
    #1

    How must I prepare for Joe Thunder?

    “How must I prepare for Joe Thunder,” you must ask yourself?!?! Should I jump off the tallest building in the world?!?!?! Should I lay on the lawn and let them run over me with lawn mowers?!?! Should I go to Africa and let them trample me with raging elephants?!?!

    In my final meeting with the gods from the heavens above, as they spoke to me and hit me with the power of the Ultimate Warrior they told me . . .

    Action stage left!!! action stage right!!! there is no place to run, all the fuses in the exits lights have been burned out !!!

    Aaaaaaaggggggghhhhh You can feel it dude! You can feel it!

    FEEEL THE POWER OF THE WARRRRRRRRIAH!!!!
    Tags: joe, prepare, thunder
    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15320
      #2
      Dig your claws into my organs!!
      Stretch into my tendons!!!
      Bury your anchors into my bones!!!
      For the power of the Warrior will always prevaaaail!!!

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        • bueno bob
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 22942
          #3
          Smashing...

          Twistin' by the pool.

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            • ALinChainz
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12092
              #4
              To prepare for any encounter with Joe Thunder ... and one phrase could never have more meaning ... due to his penchant for male poop-chute ....

              WATCH YOUR ASS ...

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58783
                  #5
                  To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress like a 9 year old boy.

                  Or a Taco Bell Super 7 Layer Burrito combo platter.
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • ALinChainz
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12092
                      #6
                      Yes ... Taco Bell ... as Joe likes to "Think Inside the Bun" ...

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                        • guwapo_rocker
                          #7
                          Joe Thunder in Young Buns....

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                            • Coyote
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8185
                              #8
                              “How must I prepare for Joe Thunder”?

                              Think sarcasm, and mutilation by words...
                              Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                • Ally_Kat
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7612
                                  #9
                                  To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress as a black pirate
                                  Roth Army Militia

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                                    • guwapo_rocker
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                                      To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress as a black pirate
                                      Or at least a butt pirate....

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                                        • WARF
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 15320
                                          #11
                                          Why you dissin' Slick Rick the ruler???

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                                            • manwiththedogs
                                              Head Fluffer
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 381
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by FORD
                                              To prepare for Joe Thunder, you must dress like a 9 year old boy.

                                              Or a Taco Bell Super 7 Layer Burrito combo platter.
                                              Damn. You really ARE mean

                                              Seriously tho, to prepare for cellbitch...I dunno, ductape and a baseball?...

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                                                • Hardrock69
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 21888
                                                  #13
                                                  JOE THUDNER I AM CALLING YOU OUT BITCH!

                                                  COME ON PUSSY!

                                                  I WILL BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS UNTIL YOU ARE A BLOODY STAIN ON THE GROUND!

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                                                    • Mr. Vengeance
                                                      Full Member Status

                                                      • Nov 2004
                                                      • 4148
                                                      #14
                                                      Watch out for the "shocker".......famous in amateur wrestling circles...
                                                      Stay Frosty, muthas!

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                                                        • Hardrock69
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 21888
                                                          #15
                                                          Joe Thudner is famous in NAMBLA circles...

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