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WARF
04-12-2006, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
Yeah! GO FAB! Thanks alot GIRL! You owe me a COWBOY! ;)

Since when are you two friends?!?!?

WARF
04-12-2006, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
I was CERTAIN this was YOU...
I think you were Katy too...

YOU are all of the BEST aliases!
None of that sillt Panther bullshit for you!

If I was katydid... I'd open a real porno site...

NoT the www.rotharmy.net

LMAO!!!

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:27 PM
I'm going to post my top 10 influential...

before commenting on WARF's...

Personally...this may be the best thread I've ever seen on this site...

minus a couple of posts...but I'll get to that later...

I'm not putting Sarge on the LIST...WHY? He's a step above...here or not...

The guy bleeds Roth more than anyone I know...is a good friend, and someone that I'd support if he opened up a fucking Muppet forum.

IMO...in the land of VH/Roth...there isn't one single person more influential than this guy.

1. Brownsound1--To the newbies that don't know him...Brownie may very well be the most influential and/or respected webbie/mod at any site. His knowledge of Roth, Eddie and guitars are second to none, and I guarantee you that he's forgotten more about VH/Roth than most of you EVER knew. And don't even start talking to him about Led Zeppelin...To be quite honest, I wouldn't be a part of this or any site if it wasn't for this guy. He was a major player at the Links in 2000, before moving his digs over to the Army. He isn't a MAJOR poster, but he just goes to show you that you don't have to post that much to garner the respect of nearly everyone at the site. There isn't a fucking person here that I respect more. This guy is a friend...and simply the best person here at the Army.

BlimpyCHIMP™
04-12-2006, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
These Two should be higher than me on the list. That is true About 7884, The man is an evil Motherfucker, But Goddamn He can be hilliarious while doing it.

QWUIT THE FUCKIN BROWNNOSED SMOKIN OF THE BOYPOLES YE HOMUS SICKSHOOALUS

BC!!
SMOKEPOLLER.

BlimpyCHIMP™
04-12-2006, 07:30 PM
FRICKEN DUMPGUZZLER

BC!!
PS BECAUSE I HAD TO SAI D THAT TOO

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:35 PM
#2--Conmee/Friar Conmee/Icon--Here's a guy who has more wit in his fucking pinky...than most have their entire lives. There hasn't ever been a poster that gets this shit more than he does. Like BS1...this guy knows the real deal...says it like it is...and makes you laugh doing it. He isn't on now as much as he used to be...but...it doesn't matter. This guy says more in one post, than most of you have said in 10,000. This guy would give his fucking "left arm" to make a post that counts...

and that's all I'm going to say about that...

and ICON...

THAT IS ALL!!!

Unchainme
04-12-2006, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
QWUIT THE FUCKIN BROWNNOSED SMOKIN OF THE BOYPOLES YE HOMUS SICKSHOOALUS

BC!!
SMOKEPOLLER.

Aren't You a Hitch Alias?

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:39 PM
#3--Grant--VHND. Grant was the beginning and the end of VH news...the originator of a site that gave you the inside scoop before even VH even knew it was happening. Grant and I had a minor scrap once about a bit of news he broke on the Army...but cooler heads quickly prevailed. Bottom line here is that Grant was THE ONLY unbiased VH webmaster of ANY site. He called it like he saw it, and was the best at what he did. Without the VHND, I wonder if ANY of these sites would have been here. The day Grant sold his site, was a say day indeed.

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:45 PM
#4--Brett--I started at the Links. Rumor has it that he put a good word in for me at the start of this site. I've never confirmed it, but don't really need to. I've busted Brett's balls from time to time back in the day...pre Army. I've hammered the hell out of him when the Army started. I was banned from there for a bit. Through all of it, I've managed to remain friends with the guy...irregardless of the fact that he is a Laker fan...;). Seriously though, when it's all said and done, Brett's opening of the VHLinks in 1999 was as influential a move as anything from any of these sites. The guy takes a lot of heat, and has never backed down from any of it. In my book, that puts him top 5, and in the grander scheme of things...should probably put him higher. But fuck it...BS and Icon get the bias from yours truly.

facts gentlemen and ladies...when it's all said and done, Sarge, Grant and Brett should be 1,2 and 3 here...in whatever order you prefer.

redblkwht
04-12-2006, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
#3--Grant--VHND. Grant was the beginning and the end of VH news...the originator of a site that gave you the inside scoop before even VH even knew it was happening. Grant and I had a minor scrap once about a bit of news he broke on the Army...but cooler heads quickly prevailed. Bottom line here is that Grant was THE ONLY unbiased VH webmaster of ANY site. He called it like he saw it, and was the best at what he did. Without the VHND, I wonder if ANY of these sites would have been here. The day Grant sold his site, was a say day indeed.
I agree bro, 100% and the part warf said..i think back then,
we all check his site every day for the scoop ;)
nice props for Grant, excellent pick IMO.

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:49 PM
#5--Von Halen--Funny thing about Vonnie is that everyone buy him and I say that we are feuding. That couldn't be further from the truth. Von started off as a member of this board. He was quickly made a mod here, and it didn't take much convincing to make him a webmaster. When the Army went down, Von was there to start a forum of his own, much like I did the first time the Army went down. The site remains the same....thus was born DDLR.com. Truth be told, it's a lot more like the Army than most people admit. It has to be for fuck sake...it's run by former fucking Army webbies and mods. Anyways, Vonnie kept alive the Roth and Rollin' when most of us didn't fucking want to post at any of the other sites. Fact: This guy is probably THE biggest Roth fan I know...period. Fact: Without the DDLR.com, most posters you see back at either site, would be long gone. Fact: Vonntreal is top 5.

ELVIS
04-12-2006, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
This guy says more in one post, than most of you have said in 10,000.

That's exactly how I compare him to myself...:D

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 07:55 PM
#6-hitch1969--Dedicated or not...this guy is ONE of few that bleed Roth Army. Sure, he's fucked in the head, and yes, there is no doubt that he has been public enemy #1 to more people at this site than anyone before or since, but if he disappeared for good today, there isn't a soul that hasn't influenced more here. Much like Icon, there hasn't ever been a post by the original hitch, or any of his alias' that hasn't either caused a stir, or made me laugh my ass off. And fuck it, he was...I believe...the first person banned from this site...and...lmfao...he probably STILL thinks I did it...

WARF
04-12-2006, 07:58 PM
The first banned was whatthi in July 2000... before hitch was a member.

FabShado
04-12-2006, 08:08 PM
I love Poj's 1,2 and 3...
4 is if'y but I'll buy into it cuz he has really nice hair! LOL

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 08:08 PM
I'm stopping there for now...

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 08:10 PM
watthi...whatti...wahtti is about as consequential as...well...

lmfao...katydid...

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 08:11 PM
Praise be to god...

WARF
04-12-2006, 08:16 PM
This was one tough list to make pojo.
I'm getting death threats over it..
I'm sorry.. i'm just telling it like it is!
nickdfresh is complaining about being at #83
Well I ranked myself at #106... lmao
I don't know what to say about some of the people...
Cuz I don't remember a damn they said that had any merit whatsoever.
By the time.. I got to 180... I had to just pull random people from the member list... and as a matter of fact... I put in one dude cuz it was his birthday! LMAO

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 08:23 PM
lmfao...no doubt about it...

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 08:24 PM
Praise BE to God...

but WARF...the question I have...is where "you" are ranked on the top 100...;)

WARF
04-12-2006, 08:26 PM
I'm not in the top 100...

I'm 106...

Carmine
04-12-2006, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by WARF

142- Carmine Raguzza - I have one thing to say... put the fucking RAGU back in your username.... you had one bad ass nickname!


Thanks for the mention WARF.



and with or without the last name....I'll always be RAGU.


:cool:

FabShado
04-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by WARF
This was one tough list to make pojo.
I'm getting death threats over it..
I'm sorry.. i'm just telling it like it is!
nickdfresh is complaining about being at #83
Well I ranked myself at #106... lmao
I don't know what to say about some of the people...
Cuz I don't remember a damn they said that had any merit whatsoever.
By the time.. I got to 180... I had to just pull random people from the member list... and as a matter of fact... I put in one dude cuz it was his birthday! LMAO

I didn't notice... Did Raven make your list WARF?
What number was Pete?

WARF
04-12-2006, 08:30 PM
Put the fucking ragu back in your name man!
It's your trademark!
LOL

Here I am pojo...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=35389&perpage=30&pagenumber=7

WARF
04-12-2006, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
I didn't notice... Did Raven make your list WARF?
What number was Pete?

#161

WARF
04-12-2006, 08:35 PM
Pojo you think I would just disappear for two months..

And not make my entrance known???

Even Grant stopped by to thank me... lol

FabShado
04-12-2006, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by WARF
161- Pete - One of two people I met on the message boards personally... I think he's banned now... he watched me sing VH karaoke at some bar in Pompano Beach... I ran into him by accident though... cuz right after I sang VH... he came up to saying I'm a huge Van Halen... and I'm a mod at the Roth Army! I said "no shit" me too.. and he said are you WARF? I said fuck yeah man... and we talked for quite a bit... pretty cool dude... but seemed a lil bitter about being fired from here... overall... he's a classic Van Halen fan... which makes him good in my book!



:)

conmee
04-12-2006, 08:43 PM
I figure I'd show up since I've been given major props by Pojo and WARF...

Yeah, I fell for the corporate siren song of cash-money, int'l travel, all the glitz and glamor that comes from selling out to the Man and having him own my ass for 70 hours a week... gone are the good ol' days when I had time and passion to post regularly and make every word count. Ok, why mince words here... when I was a grad student and unemployed... lmao..

With lists like this... it depends on age and perspective, just like those ridiculous Rolling Stone and Spin "Top 100" whatever lists... with an old bastard like Pojo and me going way way back, I get in the Top 10, with WARF I get as high as 14 even after our long Pete talk and me firing him twice (webbie and mod).roflmao!!! I'm sure I'd fall out of the top 100 with most of the new kids around here who I don't even know... oh well, that's what happens when I neglect my duties around here..

I was also RickAllensLeftArm, the original MikeOxlong (until Hitch/WARF/Panamark/unknown entities made a number of M.O. knock-offs), and about three other aliases that didn't stand the test of time. lol

My top 10 in no particular order... Pojo, brown, hitch, von, brett, VHND, FORD, Panamark, SoCal, and WARF for putting me on his list... lol...

Honorable mention: HardKnockz, two or three geezers over at VHLinks, hain, sesh, MikeB (lol), loons, On Fire Gang.

That is all!

Icon.

DeadOrAlive
04-12-2006, 09:07 PM
Originally posted by WARF
198- DeadOrAlive - Cool dude who posts in main.

199- Wolfman - Fab's boyfriend... and dog cookie inventor!

200- MikeL - VHLINKS mod... and final person on the list.

FLIPPIN' MONEY! I'm usually stuck in Gear Street now, along with the main and other bands

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 09:10 PM
I think this list is cuntfusing people a bit.

If it was about posts then Arielle Bot would be top 10.

People are also cuntfusing(see a flappoism) this for a popularity contest.

If it was objective then me and Conmee would be lower in the rankings and Cato, Mr Walker and even Lou and some others would be higher for the bootlegs at least. Also in the the great scheme of things Warf himself would be top 10 or 15 but that would be immodest for him to say. It all depends on which particular bit of all this shit interests you be it bootlegs, humor, the dump or even the new Sheep Pen thing.

The best thing about Warf's list is reminding some of us about all the people that have come before and have got a life and moved on after making a lot of great posts and making us laugh. Sarge himself is now in that category.

Let's face it having a lot of posts at a site dedicated to an ex rock star is nothing to be particularly proud of...:)

Coming up with new info, funny stuff, bootlegs or influencing the character or posting style of these forums is what I think Warf meant by this thread. That's why he put Flappo high up even though he has posted almost nothing about DLR/CVH in 4 years because he still influenced the place.

I'll give you an example. My first thread at this site in 2001 or so was 'Would it have been better if EVH had died in 1985 and become a lgend like Hendrix?' Within 5 minutes 8 of the mods and Webmasters screamed 'How fucking dare you contemplate such a thing, Eddie rules how fucking dare you you prick?." I think Hitch and maybe Warf were the lone dissenting voices. Things have changed a hell of a lot on the CVH boards over the years.

Hitchworld has become pretty irrelevant now because it was created as a separate site so that people could post the kind of stuff that is routinely posted in the HW Dump forum here but it has had a huge effect on pushing the envelope of the community.

If you go to most rock band sites if you forget where you are you'll be banned in minutes. For better or worse this is the way CVH forums have ended up and WARF's list largely reflects that and who fucked it up...:)

Sarge should be #1 though and Brett #2 for entirely different reasons.:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

Little Texan
04-12-2006, 09:12 PM
I think Ford should be in the top 5, and where is Bill O'Neill as a heel on that list? He's top 5 in the heel dept.

Little Texan
04-12-2006, 09:14 PM
And if I'm not mistaken, I didn't see Mr. Grimsdale...he should be on there somewhere.

rustoffa
04-12-2006, 09:17 PM
I think this person deserves an honorable mention. LMFAO, that might be a whole new category! IMO, a top 5 troll.


Originally posted by General Hina
This is my opinion and I just want to see if you agree or disagree.
After reading countless posts on this site I realize that people who are diehard Dave fans don't really like Van Halen they just like Dave.
But, people who are diehard Van Halen fans like Sammy and Dave.
The diehard Dave fans really view the first 6 Van Halen CDs as Dave solo CDs or just Dave with a backing band.
That's how it comes across to me.
By the way...no one likes Van Halen with Gary.

Over and Out,
General Hina


Originally posted by Lou
I am a die hard fan of the music from 1974-1985 first and foremost. Dave was half of that.


Originally posted by General Hina
4/4 - 3/4 = 1/4

Dave was not half of VH.

Nice math skills.

Over and Out,
General Hina


Originally posted by Big Troubles
no facts there to support this whatsoever. C'mon guys let's keep this as real as possible. Dave has been careful with money, not hungry for it.


Originally posted by General Hina
So has anyone associated with VH except maybe Alex with all the alimony he has to pay.

None of those guys need money!!

When Warner Brothers remastered the catalogue and rereleased it the band's publishing rights got paid all over again..

Hina has left.

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 09:22 PM
Whatever happend to that guy. I had a run in with him back in 2003.

I always assumed he was an alias or something...:)

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:24 PM
:D

I never said that! Dave is broke.

Over and Out,


General BT

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Brett #2 for entirely different reasons.:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

Brett reminds me of poop too. :D

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:27 PM
I think the list was a good idea and I think similar lists are going to happen.

Although too many of them will be reminding me of the Year End Awards Daves PA did.

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 09:34 PM
Okay, so I had Sarge above it all...

1. BS1
2. Icon
3. Grant
4. Brett
5. Von Halen
6. Hitch


so my 6-10...

7. I'm going to roll with WARF here. Yeah...the fuckstick has been fired almost as many times as Cathedral, from every major job here at the Army...and DDLR.com. But here's the deal with WARF. He's an unadulterated Roth fan...he's actually got a take on shit...and if you had ANY idea who WARF was on these boards...you would shit your pants. Fact of the matter is this...when WARF posts, half the time you DON'T know it's him...;) WARF has been classic from the start, at every major board...yeah...it also makes him a fairweather cuntbag...but we've always known that about him.

8. PanaMark--You know what...I used to absolutely despise PMark because his posts consisted of 1 line of ass kissin' in the webbies eyes. He was the originator of the quit thread...after I made him a main mod...only to have him ask to step down about a week later because he was disrespected by the webbies. Over the years, you grow to figure out who is loyal to your site, and certainly Panamark was that...and even though we were on different sides of the aisle for a long time...we grew some respect for each other...and now call each other friends. And fuck...the prick met his WIFE on this board (at least I think he married her), so...the fucker owes US!

9. FORD--Ford has been banned from every site in the world I think...and the fact of the matter is that he is perhaps the most loyal Roth fan I've ever met...nearly to a fucking fault. He steers the left side of the politics here...and I think may have actually had a hit on Senior Danniels...as a matter of fact...ask him what FORD means...lmfao...for those that think he's a fan of Detroit...

FORD rolls in at number 10...has been here from the start...and when I say here...I mean in CVH-land...not just the Army...

10 is a tough call...I have about 4 names...

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
And if I'm not mistaken, I didn't see Mr. Grimsdale...he should be on there somewhere.

Oh he's there. He's nestled in between 12 and 179...

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 09:34 PM
As I said popularity contests on the Interweb suck.

Which is why anyone that gives a flying cunt about their star rating or even gives them out is silly.

In fact I would go so far as to say if everybody likes you you are doing something wrong or at least being boring.

Cheers!

:gulp:

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin


I mean in CVH-land...not just the Army...

There is no land more important than the Army. ;) When this site crashes from having 20,ooo users log on, that's when "cvh land" gets the trickle down. ;)

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:37 PM
fuck off and vote for me!

rustoffa
04-12-2006, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D

I never said that! Dave is broke.

Over and Out,


General BT

:eek:

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Okay, so I had Sarge above it all...

1. BS1
2. Icon


Mr P there are at least three people that I know disagree with you having BS1 and Icon as #1 and #2.

My good pals BS1, Icon and me...:)

This thread isn't about who you think are the coolest people in the CVH interweb...:D

Damn I just blew my chance of making your #10 slot...:D


Cheers!

:gulp:

Hellraiser!!
04-12-2006, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by WARF

88- hellraiser- DDLR.com mod always cracks me up... he was always trying to fuck my alias RAVEN at that site... doesn't speak very good english... he probably still thinks Raven is a real woman.



Come on WARF, I don´t speak english but I´m not an idiot!!!

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
:eek:

scary huh?

Im just a little fucking angry that nobody has the Five anywhers on the lists!?

PS Sammy Hagar is fat.

twonabomber
04-12-2006, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
I think this list is cuntfusing people a bit.



WARF's posts frequently do that. :D

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Mr P there are at least three people that I know disagree with you having BS1 and Icon as #1 and #2.

My good pals BS1, Icon and me...:)

This thread isn't about who you think are the coolest people in the CVH interweb...:D

Damn I just blew my chance of making your #10 slot...:D


Cheers!

:gulp:

Man Sesh...YOU ARE OBSESSED about this star deal...and popularity contest.

Like I said in my post...

My top 5 would be greatly altered if it weren't MY LIST...

I looked at who shaped this site first and foremost...which is why SARGE, Icon and BS1 were top 3 on my list...not a popularity contest...simply a fact...

So they may agree with you...but they'd be wrong.

I went with Grant #3 as my first "outsider" on my list because EVERYONE went to his site every day before any of these sites were even thought about...

Brett #4 because he was the first real influential message board...

Von #5...back to the insiders...and first to branch out and create a SUCCESSFUL website...not including that free deal that many wanted to keep open...but I absolutely wanted to be a temp board until the Army came back up...and also influenced a great many posters on this board.

I'd also have Daveman and thatartguy up in the top 20...and they aren't factors in this site whatsoever now...but certainly had something to do with what this site became...

rustoffa
04-12-2006, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
scary huh?

Im just a little fucking angry that nobody has the Five anywhers on the lists!?

PS Sammy Hagar is fat.

I always suspected Hina was an alias.....and yes. It was scary.
:cool:

Funny you should bring up The Five. He was a major player back then. The wee hours and shit.

"If I have to read another sam is fat thread, I'll probably cut my throat."

"Will you cut it before you start reading? If you stay logged on for like two days, we'll know you're dead."

"I'll cut it right now! I'm fucking fat enough to type and give myself a tonsilectomy!"

"will you eventually die?"

"Not a chance. I'll have one of those microphones you hold up to the hole in your throat. Think of it as an effects pedal."
;)

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 10:02 PM
LMAO!

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 10:04 PM
one of the most controversial threads was the Rhode Island Great White bar fire.... I met alot of people in that thread. In fact, I do believe that is where we met. :)

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 10:07 PM
personally...Icon hit the nail on the head when he said timing was everything...

new folk have no fucking clue who most of us are who were here in '96...or on the VHML...or who started at Brett's, the Army, the PD or Vonnie's site...

So obviously...their lists of who "influenced them" would be vastly different...

Your definition of "influence" varies as well...

who gives a fuck...

just throw down a list...or comment on this one...or don't...

try and define it...or don't...

IT'S JUST FOR FUCKING FUN...lmfao...

Why did WARF do it?

trust me when I say this...but if you think he sat down...and though...hmmm...let's put together a list that can be analyzed by the great minds of the world to look at and celebrate...

you are wrong...and don't have a clue about what WARF is all about...

what more or less happened...is the guy got a new conmputer...and decided it was time to make a top 100 list over the span of 2 or 3 days...and turned into a day of no sleep...many beers...probably some sort of illegal substance, the "who's online" and member list...

and a couple of psychotherapy sessions...

Nickdfresh
04-12-2006, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by WARF
LMAO!!!
You ranked 20 slots higher than me if that helps! :D

:D You think um' funny?
http://www.gocollect.com/images/MoviePosters/200/mp02098.jpg

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

BTW, I'm happy to be on the list at all...

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Man Sesh...YOU ARE OBSESSED about this star deal...and popularity contest.

Like I said in my post...

My top 5 would be greatly altered if it weren't MY LIST...

I looked at who shaped this site first and foremost...which is why SARGE, Icon and BS1 were top 3 on my list...not a popularity contest...simply a fact...

So they may agree with you...but they'd be wrong.

I went with Grant #3 as my first "outsider" on my list because EVERYONE went to his site every day before any of these sites were even thought about...

Brett #4 because he was the first real influential message board...

Von #5...back to the insiders...and first to branch out and create a SUCCESSFUL website...not including that free deal that many wanted to keep open...but I absolutely wanted to be a temp board until the Army came back up...and also influenced a great many posters on this board.

I'd also have Daveman and thatartguy up in the top 20...and they aren't factors in this site whatsoever now...but certainly had something to do with what this site became...

I made #8 in your list anyhoo since you thought I was Panama for most of 2003 or was it 2002 who cares...:)?

I'm just shooting the shit as ever. Warf's thread was about influence not DLR Army loyalty whatever that means...

The star thing I'm not obsessed with at all but I do think it sucks.

In a very minor way because it means nothing.

I do find it a bit fucking sad when when I see posts that say 'I've just given you 5* for that post bro, gimme a reach around...)'

Kind of the antithesis to what I thought this was all about but as I've said totally minor on my radar.

Conmee is as you know the 'wingman' at both our sites as the only one that actually would know how to fix a difficult tech problem but the thread was about influence not on who you would rely on to find you a hot girl in Sao Paulo.:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 10:23 PM
I'm actually proving Warf wrong here because I'm a little drunk and not being funny.

Damn...

Please ignore everything I've posted tonight, I'm just bored and arguing for the hell of it...again:)

Matt White
04-12-2006, 10:28 PM
FIGS...he's a DM, a DARK JUDGE & A quality Kat...and a damn good musician;)


Rev...he's the fucking man.....He turned the Army onto CHAS 'n' DAVE

rustoffa
04-12-2006, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
one of the most controversial threads was the Rhode Island Great White bar fire.... I met alot of people in that thread. In fact, I do believe that is where we met. :)

If not THE most.

Is Slapnuts on the list?

If he isn't, he oughta be.
:cool:
I remember reading the title of that thread and thinking to myself, "self, this is some funny shit....you're laughing so hard that you haven't even cuntsidered how pissed off, or pissed on people are likely to get. SELF! ARE YOU DONE LAUGHING? Alright, get in there and do your worst....and REMEMBER......it's just a message board."
:)

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 10:31 PM
I hate the 'I'll shoot you 5's' as much as the next guy...

but Icon's posts at the Links...and initially here at the Army were as "influential" as anyones...

and the fact that he is a wingman...behind the scenes or not...is pretty influential...lmfao...even though he could give a shit less at this point...

Posters can be as influential as anyone else...

It's like looking at professional leagues...let's look at European football...

Your owners and managers would certainly be in the top ten influence...but so would the players...who I'd rate as posters at these sites...

and just because a "player" retires...doesn't kill their influence...because inevitably...there's a whole roost of people that play the way they did...

if that makes any sense...

which is why...more or less...FORD and some others would be top 10 or 20...

Seshmeister
04-12-2006, 10:36 PM
Indeed.

Time for me to pass out I think...:)

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 10:36 PM
Without the people that post news in main or the silly shit in the dump, this place wouldn't exist. I put those people on my list.

Big Troubles
04-12-2006, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa

I remember reading the title of that thread and thinking to myself, "self, this is some funny shit....you're laughing so hard that you haven't even cuntsidered how pissed off, or pissed on people are likely to get. SELF! ARE YOU DONE LAUGHING? Alright, get in there and do your worst....and REMEMBER......it's just a message board."
:)

ALOT of people were upset. :D Sure was entertaining. Not the fire of course, I wasn't there so I cant say if it was either way... ;)

Northern Girl
04-12-2006, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
#5--Von Halen--This guy is probably THE biggest Roth fan I know...period.

No one likes Van Halen more than PA Rental! ;)

POJO_Risin
04-12-2006, 11:05 PM
Then you don't know Von...

Master_Thespian
04-12-2006, 11:08 PM
What? No "Master Thespian" in this list? It must be the work of Baudelaire!

rustoffa
04-12-2006, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Without the people that post news in main or the silly shit in the dump, this place wouldn't exist. I put those people on my list.

In the end, it's the sum of the whole. Every idiot, every troll, every alias. The innuendos', the birthdays, the mammaries.

I consider myself a part of the whatever percentage (probably 25) above.

The other 75 percent of the whole are the people who were here long before me.

When I say "here", I mean the whole ball of wax....links, Slawterhouses, Pleasure Domes.....

I'd like to thank each and every one of them for enabling the "HERE AND NOW."

Thank you.

flappo
04-13-2006, 01:06 AM
i'm sure i must have posted SOMETHING aboot cvh/dlr in the last 4 years

maybe not

oh well , who gives a toss anyway ?

:)

Brett
04-13-2006, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by WARF
The first banned was whatthi in July 2000... before hitch was a member.

Watthi was probably the first person banned from any web site....I still to this day, 6 or so years later have no fucking idea who he was or if he later became someone else.

Brett
04-13-2006, 01:18 AM
IMO Grant at the VHND should be #1 in terms of influence, he ran the best site for years, and covered the whole Dave/Sam thing in '96 incredibly. I think people really forget that, and most people who are going to read this weren't even around then. I mean he was working night and day, posting anything and everything he could about the situation, the level of dedication he had at that point was unreal. The work he did back then on the VHND is legendary, and beyond that, he's just a real friendly guy.

When I started Links back in '99, he promoted the hell out of it when he certainly didn't have to, and its immediate growth really was aided by him helping get the word out.

I think the day he stepped down from doing the VHND was truly a dark day for the VH web community...but how can anyone blame him, there's very little to talk about.

conmee
04-13-2006, 01:26 AM
Another for the record moment: I was only banned from one site, ever... and that was the old Warner Brothers site... for agreeing with FORD... after he was banned... lmao.... christ that was what? EIGHT OR NINE YEARS AGO already?!?!?!

Shortly after the Gary Cherone debacle, that site when tits up.

I bumped into some old timers when I first hit up Slawterhouse in 1996 with Dave's "Eddie Did It" Fax or whatever... I went from having a hard on about a reunion to not fully realizing that Gary Cherone, How Many Say I, Mitch Malloy, Sammy Again, Hands Fell Off The Clock a reunion is INEVITABLE ups and downs of psychological distress before finally giving up on the whole damn dream... lmao

Not to mention Brown flirting with Corene and SlawterhouseBug philosophizing...

That is all.

Icon.

P.S. Don't forget that I am a benefactor of Hitchworld1969 and handed the reigns of that domain over to hitch once he got halfway sober and through divorce court in one piece about 4 years ago or however long it's been now...

Brett
04-13-2006, 01:28 AM
Corene I remember that chick on the old Slawterhouse lounge.

LoungeMachine
04-13-2006, 01:33 AM
I read somewhere the great Warfstradamus actually predicted this thread some 500 years ago......

MAX
04-13-2006, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by Brett
IMO Grant at the VHND should be #1 in terms of influence, he ran the best site for years, and covered the whole Dave/Sam thing in '96 incredibly. I think people really forget that, and most people who are going to read this weren't even around then. I mean he was working night and day, posting anything and everything he could about the situation, the level of dedication he had at that point was unreal. The work he did back then on the VHND is legendary, and beyond that, he's just a real friendly guy.

When I started Links back in '99, he promoted the hell out of it when he certainly didn't have to, and its immediate growth really was aided by him helping get the word out.

I think the day he stepped down from doing the VHND was truly a dark day for the VH web community...but how can anyone blame him, there's very little to talk about.

True dat.

Reading The VHND 'tis actually how I found both The Army and The Links. I used to stop there everyday. :cool:

GAR
04-13-2006, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by Brett
IMO Grant at the VHND should be #1 in terms of influence,

WRONG

Brett you magnificently ignorant glutton; in promoting Classic VH alongside Van Hagar he was the ANTITHESIS of influence!

Warham
04-13-2006, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Brett
IMO Grant at the VHND should be #1 in terms of influence, he ran the best site for years, and covered the whole Dave/Sam thing in '96 incredibly. I think people really forget that, and most people who are going to read this weren't even around then. I mean he was working night and day, posting anything and everything he could about the situation, the level of dedication he had at that point was unreal. The work he did back then on the VHND is legendary, and beyond that, he's just a real friendly guy.

When I started Links back in '99, he promoted the hell out of it when he certainly didn't have to, and its immediate growth really was aided by him helping get the word out.

I think the day he stepped down from doing the VHND was truly a dark day for the VH web community...but how can anyone blame him, there's very little to talk about.

I agree with this. Any and every Van Halen fan on in the internet back in the 90's was checking the VHND first thing they got online, and many sites patterned their whole schtick around a similar premise, but were unsuccessful.

Northern Girl
04-13-2006, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Then you don't know Von...

It was a joke because of his sig. :)


Biggest fan...knows the most...it's all subjective. There's a lot of us here who've been fans since the beginning...and are still here 28 years later. :cool:

Warham
04-13-2006, 07:15 AM
I think that the 2000 reunion fiasco killed alot of fans' hopes for any chance of a VH reunion, and thus killed their interest in posting on any VH message boards, which is probably why some of these people are missing. Sure, the fans could endure through III, but not another reunion chance gone down the shitter. If Ed had sobered up, who knows what the landscape would look like now.

ThrillsNSpills
04-13-2006, 07:26 AM
This thread made me laugh so hard.

My Fuckin Uterus Fell Out.


OH !

Carmine
04-13-2006, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Where's Carmine? Surprised he's off the list.


WARF gave me honorable mention.


right between Danny Bonaduci and David Hasselhoff.



:p

Roy Munson
04-13-2006, 08:00 AM
I cunt believe I didn't even make the top 200.

Golden AWe
04-13-2006, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by flappo
i'm sure i must have posted SOMETHING aboot cvh/dlr in the last 4 years

maybe not

oh well , who gives a toss anyway ?

:)

the dave pics with his "twin brother"?

ThrillsNSpills
04-13-2006, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister


The star thing I'm not obsessed with at all but I do think it sucks.


:gulp:


Yes of course it sucks !!!


5 stars

DavidLeeNatra
04-13-2006, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
#5--Von Halen--Funny thing about Vonnie is that everyone buy him and I say that we are feuding. That couldn't be further from the truth. Von started off as a member of this board. He was quickly made a mod here, and it didn't take much convincing to make him a webmaster. When the Army went down, Von was there to start a forum of his own, much like I did the first time the Army went down. The site remains the same....thus was born DDLR.com. Truth be told, it's a lot more like the Army than most people admit. It has to be for fuck sake...it's run by former fucking Army webbies and mods. Anyways, Vonnie kept alive the Roth and Rollin' when most of us didn't fucking want to post at any of the other sites. Fact: This guy is probably THE biggest Roth fan I know...period. Fact: Without the DDLR.com, most posters you see back at either site, would be long gone. Fact: Vonntreal is top 5.

I salute here! DDLR was a perfect asylum and I still go there from time to time...got my "CFTH"-book from a great girl and had a good time there when the army was down...

WARF...this thread is fantastic and so is your list...

Full Bug
04-13-2006, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by WARF
170- Melein - Old School Roth Army chick who used to mod over here.
I hope I spelled her name right... she used to have a witch avatar... and post over at hitchworld alot... do you remember her?

I remember her WARF, pretty cool gal if I remember right.....:cool:

Sweet Irony
04-13-2006, 11:30 AM
Melein was cool....I liked her....I think FORD kinda did too...;)

ZahZoo
04-13-2006, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by WARF
122- Zahzoo - DDLR.com supermod that hates my ass.



You young punks are just so damn sensitive... I only recall slamming you once when I was posting in Sesh mode marinated in Jack Danials. Maybe one other time back at the Slawterhouse board but that was so long ago... Hell I was even young back then.

Loons The Great
04-13-2006, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by WARF

13- Loons - Original Roth Army mod has always been entertaining... one of the true originals who never left this place.... wella wella well... yez yez yez

A mighty, mighty thanks to ya, WARF...hats off to Wimmin' An' Roth Firs' nah yez yez...

All God's chilluns got dem blues nah!!

WARF
04-13-2006, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Okay, so I had Sarge above it all...


7. I'm going to roll with WARF here. Yeah...the fuckstick has been fired almost as many times as Cathedral, from every major job here at the Army...and DDLR.com. But here's the deal with WARF. He's an unadulterated Roth fan...he's actually got a take on shit...and if you had ANY idea who WARF was on these boards...you would shit your pants. Fact of the matter is this...when WARF posts, half the time you DON'T know it's him...;) WARF has been classic from the start, at every major board...yeah...it also makes him a fairweather cuntbag...but we've always known that about him.



Why don't you make me supermod so I can complete the trifecta of firings!!!

DLRMike
04-13-2006, 01:10 PM
Ah, the memories. I remember when we just had the WDFA e-mail list, before the DLRML. Props to my buds from those days--Suzy, Janice (Rothwoman), Todd, TK!, etc. Sorry the memory is so foggy, but you know who you are. "Damn Good Times" indeed!!!

Then, after the DLRML opened up, I met some more good buds--TPlesco, AlbertR, Realrocker...and the list goes on.

Never was a huge poster on these message boards, but I was a regular on the mailing lists and a member of the "Mod Squad" at Dave's site for a while.

Hope ya'll are doing well. Sorry I've been so silent lately. Lots of life changes going on, etc.

Roth on,
Michael S.

WARF
04-13-2006, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
one of the most controversial threads was the Rhode Island Great White bar fire.... I met alot of people in that thread. In fact, I do believe that is where we met. :)

In the thread?

Or the bar while it was burning down?

WARF
04-13-2006, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I read somewhere the great Warfstradamus actually predicted this thread some 500 years ago......

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! :lol:

Brett
04-13-2006, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by GAR
WRONG

Brett you magnificently ignorant glutton; in promoting Classic VH alongside Van Hagar he was the ANTITHESIS of influence!

STFU Gar and just go give out your password you fucking prima donna.

degüello
04-13-2006, 01:57 PM
Thanks for the kind words, bro. You're a fave of mine, for sure. :bottle:

degüello
04-13-2006, 01:57 PM
(double post)

Angel
04-13-2006, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Since when are you two friends?!?!?

Since Fab realized the person behind my persona is the most incredible, forgiving compassionate human being she has ever come across on the internet, or anywhere else in her life.

Admit it, when we see Fab posting, or even a possible alias of hers, we're drawn to it because we knows there will be shit going down. I just sit and laugh...

Nobody can out-psycho her! ;)

WARF
04-13-2006, 02:39 PM
I think katydid is more of a sincere pyschopath.
Reminds me of Kathy Bates from misery!

Angel
04-13-2006, 02:45 PM
I stand corrected. :)

Warham
04-13-2006, 04:14 PM
Good Times...

http://web.archive.org/web/20001031153047/vhnd.com/archive/0996.shtml

Northern Girl
04-13-2006, 06:32 PM
I have been influenced by the Front Line to remain nonpartisan.

I have been influenced by Mezro to communicate only when I want to, to be disciplined and to be fully shaved. :p

I have been influenced by Warham to listen to the Beach Boys and to be very patient (waiting for him to answer my PM’s). ;)

I have been influenced by Pojo to not give a fuck.

I have been influenced by MANY (myself included) to not drink and post.

I have been influenced by Fab to not trust anyone with pictures of me.

WARF
04-13-2006, 06:36 PM
Can I have a nude picture?

Warham
04-13-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Can I have a nude picture?

If I can't get one, nobody is. lol

jhale667
04-13-2006, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl

I have been influenced by Mezro to communicate only when I want to, to be disciplined and to be fully shaved. :p



That last part qualifies as a BAD influence....;)

seenbad
04-13-2006, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Fab Shadow
Trained me? You were like YARN in my claws.
A simple pawn that lead me to the bigger and badder boys at the DDLR and then finally to the final rounds here at the ARMY. NO ONE at the LINKS ever came close to being GAME. You all got scared way to soon and ran for cover. Probably smart on your parts.

You wish soooo bad that was true. lol.

You even copied my posting style to the point I stopped posting like myself to not be synonomous with you.

I showed you ugly and you took it around from place to place with you and your bannings. You need to be ME to post like ME and not get banned. You'll probably not understand that.....ever.

Whatever though. :)

Seshmeister
04-13-2006, 08:26 PM
Seen I'm surprised you haven't got bored with this by now...

FabShado
04-13-2006, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by Angel
Since Fab realized the person behind my persona is the most incredible, forgiving compassionate human being she has ever come across on the internet, or anywhere else in her life.

Admit it, when we see Fab posting, or even a possible alias of hers, we're drawn to it because we knows there will be shit going down. I just sit and laugh...

Nobody can out-psycho her! ;)

Hey, don't take all the credit! I think you found 1 or 2 things you liked about me too. Either way, it's all good... cept that shit you pulled at the DDLR. That was brutal! ;)

Nickdfresh
04-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Good Times...

http://web.archive.org/web/20001031153047/vhnd.com/archive/0996.shtml

When there was still hope...

*sigh*

FabShado
04-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by seenbad
You wish soooo bad that was true. lol.

You even copied my posting style to the point I stopped posting like myself to not be synonomous with you.

I showed you ugly and you took it around from place to place with you and your bannings. You need to be ME to post like ME and not get banned. You'll probably not understand that.....ever.

Whatever though. :)

Ok John, I admit it... I got the rep of an internet psyco because I was trying to be like YOU. I'm just not as good at it as you are. You are my mentor. I want to BE you. I envy you. EVERYTHING about you! You are PERFECTION. You made a lasting impression on me. I have spent the last 3 years trying but not succeeding to be everything you are. I now realize there is only ONE you. No one is as good. No one will ever be. On MY list you are numberss 1-100... No one else is on my list. Just you. YOU John. everything about ME is all thanks to you.
See I do understand.

Whatever though :)

Matt White
04-13-2006, 10:07 PM
FIGS


Now that's another guy we'd like to see here more often......

Matt White
04-13-2006, 10:10 PM
DABODI too....

HE's the fucking KING....

Matt White
04-13-2006, 10:15 PM
And Rockvanhalen66? 69?

That fucker used to SLAY me...the most inane posting style...to the point that people would being losing their minds....


But the REAL question...WHERE'S BILL LUMBURGH?!?

Dan
04-13-2006, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
And Rockvanhalen66? 69?

That fucker used to SLAY me...the most inane posting style...to the point that people would being losing their minds....


But the REAL question...WHERE'S BILL LUMBURGH?!?

Yeah,Where's Bill Lumburgh and TheFive?

Roth On Guys.

BTW...Thanks Warf for putting me on the list.:)

Matt White
04-13-2006, 10:38 PM
Dan The Man.....

Knew you'd be on there Bro....


CHEERS

hain23x
04-13-2006, 10:55 PM
I'm on the list?

Hell yeah!!

now send me my t-shirt :ssmile:

Dan
04-13-2006, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Dan The Man.....

Knew you'd be on there Bro....


CHEERS

You too Matt.

Great list with Great people who keep The Music of CVH/DLR alive Today for The Fans.

Cheers:bottle:

Splooge
04-13-2006, 11:01 PM
Fak!! Fak!! Fak!!

Nickdfresh
04-13-2006, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by Dan
Yeah,Where's Bill Lumburgh and TheFive?

Roth On Guys.

BTW...Thanks Warf for putting me on the list.:)

I seriously could care less that I was #83, I actually like that number (Andre Reed's number on the Bills, one of favorite all time players.) I was only fucking around...

But I am disappointed that Lumbergh was left out...

He is one funny motherfucker, when he posts and doesn't engage in gay assplay...

Northern Girl
04-13-2006, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Can I have a nude picture?

Would that have got me on your list? :mad:

J/K...I haven't even talked to you since the slawterhouse days, and that wasn't very much then. I do have printouts of a couple threads I started with you on them. I have one where you wrote a story using VHIII song titles. Remember that? LOL.

MAX
04-13-2006, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Dan
Yeah,Where's Bill Lumburgh and TheFive?

Aiiight, Bill I think deserves mention way before a lot of peeps on said list. Regardless, 'tis a stellar thread and Warf's point of view. However and seriously, I have no problem with "Thefive" myself, although he and I went at it back when I modded cos he flooded Main with nothing but pics of Spamola the fatass not wearing a shirt (who wants to see that?) along with endless spam-like threads about The Round Rocker's weight. I mean, it's worth a laugh the first ten times but come on? So, I truly do not see anything remotely "influential" in VH related, message board history that would either promote or justify his inclusion, IMO.

Dan
04-13-2006, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Aiiight, Bill I think deserves mention way before a lot of peeps on said list. Regardless, 'tis a stellar thread and Warf's point of view. However and seriously, I have no problem with "Thefive" myself, although he and I went at it back when I modded cos he flooded Main with nothing but pics of Spamola the fatass not wearing a shirt (who wants to see that?) along with endless spam-like threads about The Round Rocker's weight. I mean, it's worth a laugh the first ten times but come on? So, I truly do not see anything remotely "influential" in VH related, message board history that would either promote or justify his inclusion, IMO.

So,that's a No with TheFive then?:)

MAX
04-13-2006, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Dan
So,that's a No with TheFive then?:)

Well, Brother Warf never noticed him and it's his thread. lol

Flash Bastard
04-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Does anyone recall Madden? He posted here pre-PD if I'm not mistaken. Starks made him a mod there but disappeared shortly after it opened.

Dan
04-13-2006, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Well, Brother Warf never noticed him and it's his thread. lol

Fair Enough,It Warf's thread and his list.

MAX
04-13-2006, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Does anyone recall Madden? He posted here pre-PD if I'm not mistaken. Starks made him a mod there but disappeared shortly after it opened.

I remember reading "Madden" over at Brett's way before I had the balls to register. I lurked for a looooooong time before ever jumping in. :o

Another poster I think Warf should've mentioned 'tis JMJ. He's a stellar guitar playa, fellow mimbo and a great friend of mine to this day.

Flash Bastard
04-14-2006, 12:04 AM
Um-hm. JMJ was kool. Forgot about him.

The Roth Army has seen it's share of awesome people over the years, and some real turds as well.

Speaking of turds, was Denny banned?

rustoffa
04-14-2006, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by MAX
he flooded Main with nothing but pics of Spamola the fatass not wearing a shirt (who wants to see that?) along with endless spam-like threads about The Round Rocker's weight. I mean, it's worth a laugh the first ten times but come on?

Some of it started wearing and tearing. If I remember correctly, Ally and Elvis just fucking obliterated him one night. Brutal. That was basically the end of his regular posting.

The only bright spot in that deal was a pic of Elvis with a diet rite cola.

MAX
04-14-2006, 12:09 AM
Fuckin' Panda Boy?!?!?!? LMAO!!!

Goodness knows he should've been banned but what do I know?

Dunno whateve happened to Den, nor do I care.

Anothe coupla folks that haven't been mentioned and damn well should be (way before some) are EVH FANATIC, distortion9, AJW and Hecubus. Damn stellar peeps and Rothfans all the way. :killer:

MAX
04-14-2006, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
Some of it started wearing and tearing. If I remember correctly, Ally and Elvis just fucking obliterated him one night. Brutal. That was basically the end of his regular posting.

The only bright spot in that deal was a pic of Elvis with a diet rite cola.

Bro, remember when we had BOTH thefive and Den spamming the living fuck out of Main and right around the same time? Fuck!!! I still have nightmares about that spaceship that Denny was so gracious to share with us. Well, not really... lol

Yeah, Elvis and Ally did completely obliterate thefive. So much infact that it brought the guy to tears and literally. :(

rustoffa
04-14-2006, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Speaking of turds, was Denny banned?

I'm not sure if he's still banned, but the ban was there @ one point.

It was right after he posted this series of Pluto pics. Like 5 million megabytes. It took twenty five seconds to get halfway across the latitudinal properties.

To this day:
The most bandwidth-chewing display I've ever scene.

MAX
04-14-2006, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
To this day:
The most bandwidth-chewing display I've ever scene.

Fuck, I remember that day with the spaceship/planet pics. You, me, Mezro and PA all taking shifts deleting his umpteen, gazillion threads and posts of those. lol

Talk about a human with absoultely nothing better to do? Fuckin' pathetic.

Matt White
04-14-2006, 12:28 AM
I don't think he has access to a computer...living in a cardboard box behind WALMART...................

rustoffa
04-14-2006, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Bro, remember when we had BOTH thefive and Den spamming the living fuck out of Main and right around the same time? Fuck!!! I still have nightmares about that spaceship that Denny was so gracious to share with us. Well, not really... lol

Fuck, the spaceship was probably a corner of that interweb atlas.

WayneL used to take some major league beatings back then....LMFAO

That shit bled all over the boards.

"WayneL's car revealed!"

The foot fetish threads?

Motherfuckers' were posting pictures of corns on elephants toenails.
:D

MAX
04-14-2006, 12:38 AM
Oh dear...

I completely had forgotten about Wayne and his addiction to toe jam. UGHHHHH!!!!!! :eek:

manwiththedogs
04-14-2006, 12:48 AM
...Not on this list, didn`t place in the prontest...My inner child has been taking quite the beating `round here...LOL

And to think I voted for the smelly cuntrag...;)

Flash Bastard
04-14-2006, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Fuck, I remember that day with the spaceship/planet pics. You, me, Mezro and PA all taking shifts deleting his umpteen, gazillion threads and posts of those. lol

Talk about a human with absoultely nothing better to do? Fuckin' pathetic.

I used to list my AIM username in my profile... but Den would hit me up in IM within 5 seconds everytime I logged on. At one point I thought he was stalking me so I got rid of my IM clients altogether.

Talk about one creepy motherfucker.

jhale667
04-14-2006, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by manwiththedogs
...Not on this list, didn`t place in the prontest...My inner child has been taking quite the beating `round here...LOL

And to think I voted for the smelly cuntrag...;)


Whatever happened to the prontest, anyways? Wasn't I kicking everyone's ass or something? :D

manwiththedogs
04-14-2006, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
Whatever happened to the prontest, anyways? Wasn't I kicking everyone's ass or something? :D

Seems to have faded...cant blame the cowards, What with you bringing back The Mighty Thread `o Muff, and my meager cuntributions...these bitches know who the Big Dogs are `round here. No cuntest needed;) :D

Speaking of which, I`ve a wonderful lesbian anal fisting set that need`s to go up ASAP:p

jhale667
04-14-2006, 01:13 AM
Exactly, exactly...though I'd hardly call your cuntributions "meager"....:D

manwiththedogs
04-14-2006, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
Exactly, exactly...though I'd hardly call your cuntributions "meager"....:D

:cato2:

GAR
04-14-2006, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Dave's Bitch
to steal one of matt white's many sayings

Exactly,EXACTLY!!!!

.. stolen from Mr Grimsdale.

GAR
04-14-2006, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
And cunt! It's Nickd---->fucking<----fresh!! Not nickdfresh...

H:mad:uston, we have a problem....

http://www.oaktowncafe.com/images/Oven.jpg

baked.

seenbad
04-14-2006, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Seen I'm surprised you haven't got bored with this by now...

Brother, that was like my second post to her in as many years. I think it's safe to say I've been fairly bored with it.

seenbad
04-14-2006, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by FabShado
Ok John, I admit it... I got the rep of an internet psyco because I was trying to be like YOU. I'm just not as good at it as you are. You are my mentor. I want to BE you. I envy you. EVERYTHING about you! You are PERFECTION. You made a lasting impression on me. I have spent the last 3 years trying but not succeeding to be everything you are. I now realize there is only ONE you. No one is as good. No one will ever be. On MY list you are numberss 1-100... No one else is on my list. Just you. YOU John. everything about ME is all thanks to you.
See I do understand.

Whatever though :)

Took ya long enough! Dummy! :)

seenbad
04-14-2006, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by MAX

Anothe coupla folks that haven't been mentioned and damn well should be (way before some) are EVH FANATIC, distortion9, AJW and Hecubus. Damn stellar peeps and Rothfans all the way. :killer:

Agreed on all of the above, especially Hec. He's a good hombre'.

MAX
04-14-2006, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I used to list my AIM username in my profile... but Den would hit me up in IM within 5 seconds everytime I logged on. At one point I thought he was stalking me so I got rid of my IM clients altogether.

Talk about one creepy motherfucker.

He prolly sent you this pic too, no? lmao

http://www.beerial.com/pandasfucking.jpeg

seenbad
04-14-2006, 02:35 AM
WARF, I gotta hand it to ya, that's really one helluva effort and a pretty nice time capsule to boot. Nice work on that. You do have a keen mammory.

twonabomber
04-14-2006, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I used to list my AIM username in my profile... but Den would hit me up in IM within 5 seconds everytime I logged on. At one point I thought he was stalking me so I got rid of my IM clients altogether.

Talk about one creepy motherfucker.


Den did that to me, too. couple times he impersonated a girl...but mostly it was "am i banned?" and "can i be a mod?"

one night at DDLR he registered as all these superheroes, then he was Stevie Nicks, and a couple other "girls"...

MAX
04-14-2006, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by seenbad
WARF, I gotta hand it to ya, that's really one helluva effort and a pretty nice time capsule to boot. Nice work on that. You do have a keen mammory.

'ello Noonan. :)

Nice to see you posting. I will admit that you are my hero though. Even though you once posted a pic of "me" as a fat, bald, three nippled, zit-faced twit. You could've at least had both the common courtesy and decency of posting a pic of me wearin' a friggin' shirt. :mad:

seenbad
04-14-2006, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by MAX
'ello Noonan. :)

Nice to see you posting. I will admit that you are my hero though. Even though you once posted a pic of "me" as a fat, bald, three nippled, zit-faced twit. You could've at least had both the common courtesy and decency of posting a pic of me wearin' a friggin' shirt. :mad:

Fine. :rolleyes: http://www.dijaski.net/forum/priponke/Fat.Kid.Funny.Shirt.jpg

There ya go buddy.

Not posting a lot lately. I just had a son Tuesday. :cool:

MAX
04-14-2006, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by seenbad
There ya go buddy.

Much better. :)


Not posting a lot lately. I just had a son Tuesday. :cool:

Holy Moly!!!

Congratulations 'tis beyond in order Papa!!! http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/images/smilies/bounce.gif

My most sincere blessings go out to you and your family!!!

That's stellar news my old and dear friend. http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/images/smilies/thumb.gif

Nickdfresh
04-14-2006, 07:29 AM
I'm not sure he didn't make the list, but I don't reading his name, nor do I feel like scrolling through this stuff again; but I think Terry has been a fine consistent and intelligent poster since I've been here. He doesn't try to make a splash with innovative posting (LMFAO@"innovative posting styles" BTW), but he's knowledgeable about VH and a voice of reason...

Carmine
04-14-2006, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by WARF


#45- Terry - The most underated of all the Roth Army posters. This guy has been around since the beginning... and almost every post is right on the money as far as Van Halen is concerned. If I was a webbie he would have been a mod 6 years ago... I don't know why he is constantly overlooked.



:cool:

Nickdfresh
04-14-2006, 07:35 AM
Thanks for pointing that out and thanks to WARF for noticing... Interesting how much WARF und Ich cuntcur...

Nickdfresh
04-14-2006, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by GAR
http://www.oaktowncafe.com/images/Oven.jpg

baked.

Speaking of the above comment....Careful GAR, or I'll unleash Katydid on your ass and make you quit for two weeks again.:)

Steve Savicki
04-14-2006, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
WARF, I can't believe you forgot STEVE SAVICKI !!!!!! :mad:

;)
I just read this for the first time this morning. I can't believe you'd even remember.

Me, a top influencial person? Nahhh... I just influence the pos-o-tivitay: http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=386834&CategoryID=85431&ThreadID=2473875

Matt White
04-14-2006, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by jhale667
Whatever happened to the prontest, anyways? Wasn't I kicking everyone's ass or something? :D

Naw...You were in 2nd place!!!:p

Matt White
04-14-2006, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by GAR
.. stolen from Mr Grimsdale.

http://www.vinetcie.com/fichespirit/sie518670.jpg

Steve Savicki
04-14-2006, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by FabShado
Please Brett... Let's not go there... I really Really do not want to rehash ancient history AGAIN! All I am saying is that the fight at the Links was like fighting my way out of a paper bag compared to the fights at the DDLR and here at the ARMY. Also... Your answer to all problems at your site was just to hit the ban button, which was NOT the case at either of the other sites. They chose to battle it out... AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN... a banning is like waving a white flag in a sense. Not really surrendering but admitting you can't keep up.
Not that I care really. Of all people I have went rounds with, I have no beef with YOU at all anymore. In truth, what seen is REALLY saying is that he more or less started all this shit for me in VH land and that in a sense is probably true... But to try and take any credit for my die hard attitude and fight to the death stamina... That has absolutly nothing to do with anything whatsoever with the LINKS or JOHN.
Sorry Brett... But your site is like a the G rated VH site...and seenbad... well he definity is no rikk... He's more of a Max, only not as GAY! ;)
Is this the real Fab?

jhale667
04-14-2006, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Naw...You were in 2nd place!!!:p


LIES!!!! :D

Matt White
04-14-2006, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Is this the real Fab?

No...It's "fabricated".....:p


HA!!!

Matt White
04-14-2006, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by jhale667
LIES!!!! :D

A Cha-cha cha®!!!

WARF
04-14-2006, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Would that have got me on your list? :mad:

J/K...I haven't even talked to you since the slawterhouse days, and that wasn't very much then. I do have printouts of a couple threads I started with you on them. I have one where you wrote a story using VHIII song titles. Remember that? LOL.

Holy Crap!
I thought you were from slawterhouse.
My memory is terrible.
Did you mod the ladies forum?
Who was that other woman who modded the ladies forum?
She was Canadian, and had a strange username.

WARF
04-14-2006, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by seenbad
WARF, I gotta hand it to ya, that's really one helluva effort and a pretty nice time capsule to boot. Nice work on that. You do have a keen mammory.

I'm glad I could share my mammories!

Northern Girl
04-14-2006, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Holy Crap!
I thought you were from slawterhouse.
My memory is terrible.
Did you mod the ladies forum?
Who was that other woman who modded the ladies forum?
She was Canadian, and had a strange username.

I don't remember so well either.

No, I've never been a mod anywhere. LA was a mod, but she was from IL. Remember Fluffer Chick? I don't remember where she was from, but some guys here do. She's been brought up before.

Do you want to see your VHIII story? I scanned it. :D

Warham
04-14-2006, 02:10 PM
I can't even remember the name I used at Slawterhouse.

Fuckin' memory is bad with this online shit.

WARF
04-14-2006, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I don't remember so well either.

No, I've never been a mod anywhere. LA was a mod, but she was from IL. Remember Fluffer Chick? I don't remember where she was from, but some guys here do. She's been brought up before.

Do you want to see your VHIII story? I scanned it. :D

Flufferchick lol
Hell Yeah
She was the original Miss DLR Army in 2001.
I was tryin' to remember her username.
LA should have been in the top 200 also.

Warham
04-14-2006, 03:22 PM
I think I went by HDKM back then..hmmm...

Don't mind me...:)

LoungeMachine
04-14-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I can't even remember the name I used at Slawterhouse.

Fuckin' memory is bad with this online shit.


You posted under ItsClintonsFault

;)

Warham
04-14-2006, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You posted under ItsClintonsFault

;)

Good name for an alias. Thanks!

:D

Steve Savicki
04-14-2006, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Which is why anyone that gives a flying cunt about their star rating or even gives them out is silly.

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Man Sesh...YOU ARE OBSESSED about this star deal...
Webbies take on the stars: http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=15&topic=348


originally posted by DeeRock at 11:01 am on Sep. 10, 2005[br]Things must be fuuuuuuuuuuuuucking slow at the Army™ if Brownie© is slumming over here.
Luv dat line.

FabShado
04-14-2006, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by seenbad
Took ya long enough! Dummy! :)

I'm sorry...
It feels so good to get it all off my chest me LORD!

FabShado
04-14-2006, 07:55 PM
Dickens Cider
Burning Tires
and that one dude... I cant remember his name... It was a bird name of some sort I think??? He had scary eyes. Any of you linkers remember?

FabShado
04-14-2006, 07:57 PM
Oh and Mephisto VH!

WARF
04-14-2006, 08:06 PM
I'm very hesitant to put Van Hagar fans in the top 100. LOL

FabShado
04-14-2006, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Why don't you make me supermod so I can complete the trifecta of firings!!!

I second that! WARF brings the old vibe back to the ARMY. Reminds us what it used to be like and WHY it was thre COOLEST VH site EVER!
WARF... I don't know if I luv ya or hate ya but you've done an excellent job of pulling eveyone into one thread and guess what? No ones flaming... Everyone is enjoying the memories of the good ole days... Must mean sumthin huh?

WARF FOR SUPER MOD :cool:

FabShado
04-14-2006, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by WARF
I'm very hesitant to put Van Hagar fans in the top 100. LOL

DC and BT (who were very possibly the same person) were more ROTH than HAGAR.

Oh and you put me in there and well... I happen to like Hagar...
:( Does this mean I lose my place on the list?

Nickdfresh
04-14-2006, 08:17 PM
Is that a pun?:)

WARF
04-14-2006, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
I second that! WARF brings the old vibe back to the ARMY. Reminds us what it used to be like and WHY it was thre COOLEST VH site EVER!
WARF... I don't know if I luv ya or hate ya but you've done an excellent job of pulling eveyone into one thread and guess what? No ones flaming... Everyone is enjoying the memories of the good ole days... Must mean sumthin huh?

WARF FOR SUPER MOD :cool:

Even you can't maintain a war in this thread! LMAO!

Fab For Webmaster!!!

POJO_Risin
04-14-2006, 10:11 PM
WARF...YOU HAVE A NEW AGENT...

outfuckingstanding...

FabShado
04-15-2006, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by WARF
Even you can't maintain a war in this thread! LMAO!

Fab For Webmaster!!!

LOL! Right! At this point in my internet career I'm much the gypsy. Here one day gone the next. And while I know you're kidding I have no interest in permantly belonging to any site. besides the Army has a few class webbies already. No need for me. But IMO...

[B]THIS PLACE NEEDS WARF FOR SUPER MOD![B]

BRING BACK THE OLD ARMY!

MAX
04-15-2006, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by WARF
Flufferchick lol
Hell Yeah
She was the original Miss DLR Army in 2001.
I was tryin' to remember her username.
LA should have been in the top 200 also.

I concur. :cool:

Flufferchick was one of the very first peeps I ever met at The Original Army. I think my first eva pm exchange was with her as well? She knew her Roth and was s damn nice person too.

I seem to remember Seen havin' the hots for her? What else 'tis new? lol

Fairwrning
04-15-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by WARF
130- FairWarning - Fantasy forum buddy of mine... now has a Capital "F" in his username... kind of a strange request lol...


Dude..thanks for the mention...Ya know..I woke up one mornin'..and just felt in a funk..things were just not right..so I took some time to pull back from life and visit a wise old man down the street..and he told me " you need to capitalize that fuckin "F"..."
Now where the hell is my bong??

Matt White
04-15-2006, 03:19 PM
I'm glad to see DEMON CUNT posting again.....

GOOD STUFF

Vanzilla is still missed...he brought some serious ATTITUDE to the PEN.......;)

Matt White
04-15-2006, 03:20 PM
And FUCK YEAH I dig seeing Switch84 posting here again...

SHE FUCKING ROCKS:rockit2:

WARF
04-15-2006, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Fairwrning
Dude..thanks for the mention...Ya know..I woke up one mornin'..and just felt in a funk..things were just not right..so I took some time to pull back from life and visit a wise old man down the street..and he told me " you need to capitalize that fuckin "F"..."
Now where the hell is my bong??

LMAO!
I'm picturing Lou Diamond Phillips in La Bamba... when he got the special necklace!

MAX
04-15-2006, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Vanzilla is still missed...he brought some serious ATTITUDE to the PEN.......;)

Vanzilla still exists around heeya... ;)

Matt White
04-15-2006, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Vanzilla still exists around heeya... ;)

That Rascal!!!:p

diamondsgirl
04-15-2006, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
And FUCK YEAH I dig seeing Switch84 posting here again...

SHE FUCKING ROCKS:rockit2:

Hell yes. :cool:

Matt White
04-15-2006, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Hell yes. :cool:

:D She's not alone DG!!!

:rockit2:

Matt White
04-15-2006, 09:13 PM
Let's see...Sarge, Mezro, Panamark, SweetSecrets, Viking, rockvanhalen66...lots of cool peeps I want around more often....

diamondsgirl
04-15-2006, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
:D She's not alone DG!!!

:rockit2:

Yes, You do rock quite well yourself, Mr. White. :)

Matt White
04-16-2006, 12:37 AM
Must be that "New School" flavah...UH u HUhu UuhU H uhUH hu hu


"New School"....


SHEEEEEEEIIITTTTTEEE......I'm "Old Spice"........:D

WARF
04-16-2006, 01:08 PM
Shit, I forgot Viking too.
So many people to remember!
So many death threats lol...

POJO_Risin
04-16-2006, 05:19 PM
Ahhh...Flufferchick...

She was absolutely my favorite female poster at the time...

perhaps all-time for me...

we got along famously...

MAX
04-16-2006, 09:49 PM
Poj?

You actually liked a woman at one point in time? lmao. :p

Seriously though, Fluffer was too cool and I really liked her.

Rikk
04-16-2006, 10:31 PM
Good read.

Thanks for the props.

Nickdfresh
04-16-2006, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Ahhh...Flufferchick...

She was absolutely my favorite female poster at the time...

perhaps all-time for me...

we got along famously...

Is that the one that sent "pictures on the silver screen?":D

bueno bob
04-17-2006, 02:01 PM
69- bueno bob - I never was much of a sheep pen person.... cuz my of EUAS roots... but this dude is pretty funny... I wanted to murder him when he had the Daphne Zunga picture in his signature for a month lol... one of the best of the new schoolers.... is a dead ringer for Judd Nelson.

**************

OF THE TOP 100, I GET THE COOLEST FUCKIN' NUMBER AVAILABLE!! :D

Thanks for the nod!

WARF
04-17-2006, 02:07 PM
Bueno Bob rules the UNIVERSE!!!

bueno bob
04-17-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Bueno Bob rules the UNIVERSE!!!

Actually, that's Palpatine - my boss...

Still, I make for a good second, I suppose. And I'm a lot more mobile than that old fucker, anyway.

:)

bueno bob
04-17-2006, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Vanzilla is still missed...he brought some serious ATTITUDE to the PEN.......;)

Can I pick 'em or what?

;)

BlimpyCHIMP™
04-17-2006, 02:17 PM
THERE AINT A MORE WORTHLESS POSTER THAN BUENOKNOB

BC!!
DUED WHERES YOUR CAR

bueno bob
04-17-2006, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
THERE AINT A MORE WORTHLESS POSTER THAN BUENOKNOB

Unless it's B.C.

:)

flappo
04-17-2006, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by MAX
I remember reading "Madden" over at Brett's way before I had the balls to register. I lurked for a looooooong time before ever jumping in. :o

Another poster I think Warf should've mentioned 'tis JMJ. He's a stellar guitar playa, fellow mimbo and a great friend of mine to this day.

j-m fucking j ? fuck that pos

he ain't got the balls to post here after i cained him at brett's

fucking tard

Dirty Duck
04-17-2006, 04:15 PM
It's like high school all over again....

MAX
04-17-2006, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by flappo
j-m fucking j ? fuck that pos

he ain't got the balls to post here after i cained him at brett's

fucking tard

What did you do to him?

Seshmeister
04-17-2006, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
69- bueno bob - I never was much of a sheep pen person.... cuz my of EUAS roots... but this dude is pretty funny... I wanted to murder him when he had the Daphne Zunga picture in his signature for a month lol... one of the best of the new schoolers.... is a dead ringer for Judd Nelson.

**************

OF THE TOP 100, I GET THE COOLEST FUCKIN' NUMBER AVAILABLE!! :D

Thanks for the nod!

5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?

Sweet Irony
04-17-2006, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Dirty Duck
It's like high school all over again....




You got that right....thats what this has become!

Sweet Irony
04-17-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?


LOL!! Those Scotsmen put it right in your face!

BlimpyCHIMP™
04-17-2006, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?

LETS CONSULT THE QUOTATIONS OF BRAINY CATO FOR THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE

BC!!
SOMETHING LIKE "UMM.. NO!"

FORD
04-17-2006, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?

With at least 5000 of them being about a fictional pussycat, no less. ;)

Rikk
04-18-2006, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by FORD
With at least 5000 of them being about a fictional pussycat, no less. ;)

I resent that.

ALAN is as real as the biker gangs that are going to come after us one day and break our legs.;)

seenbad
04-18-2006, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Sweet Irony
LOL!! Those Scotsmen put it right in your face!

But we Americans put it right where you want it. ;)

Matt White
04-18-2006, 01:19 AM
Poor BC.............


Now, even the Sea Urchins Hate the PEN......


Boo-Hoo.............................

http://hometown.aol.com/eeyorebelden/images/sebastian%202.jpg

FORD
04-18-2006, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
I resent that.

ALAN is as real as the biker gangs that are going to come after us one day and break our legs.;)

I found this baby picture of ALAN's first Christmas......

http://secure.terrificpets.com/images/uploads/05347212833384_4.jpg

... apparently someone bought him a Star Trek Tribble costume.

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?

You're fuckin A right it is.

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
5102 posts in the Sheep Pen, is that cool?

You're fuckin A right it is.

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:18 AM
oops

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™

http://www.womenshealthcaretopics.com/images/baby%20crying.jpg


You were saying?

:rolleyes:

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by FORD
With at least 5000 of them being about a fictional pussycat, no less. ;)

Have I not the freedom to practice whatever religion I want?

Alan the Panther is certainly more believable that 99% of the rest of major religions.

Or at least AS believable.

Don't Fear (the Panther).

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
BUENOKNOB


Now here's a particularly interesting question:

Did B.C. actually think he was being insulting? Did he even go so far as to convince himself that "Bob" replaced with "Knob" was something original? I wonder.

It's actually somewhat amusing - people quit exchange "Bob" for "Knob" to make fun of me back in...1983, I guess. Reason being is that they all left third grade, went into fourth grade. Insults got a little more creative and interesting.

Guitar Shark
04-18-2006, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Insults got a little more creative and interesting.

Examples please? :D

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Examples please? :D

I was running at a track meet once and pulled a hamstring muscle into the 4th lap - was leading the race, too - ended up missing a week or two or track before it came back to 100%.

During the interim, rumor made it's way around that I collapsed from dehydration and was begging for water (which wasn't true) - for a good three or four months after, EVEN AS I WAS WINNING RACES, people would come up and offer me dixie cups of water at oddball times.

Eventually, of course, it lost it's appeal, but it was a bit more creative than name calling, I'll say that much. Usually I accepted the water in good taste.

First time around, an upper classman (a couple years my senior) offered it to me, and he was the genesis of the whole thing. I limped over to him, said "THANKS!", took the water like I really needed it, and instead of drinking it, I threw it in his face.

He, being the buff bodybuilder tough guy that he was, decided right there to kick my ass, like I knew he would - so before he got a chance to do anything, I kicked him in the balls, kicked him in the kneecap dropped on top of him and punched him in the nose about eight times.

The girls he was hanging with? Oh, all fun and games and laughter at my expense until I kicked the fucking shit out of Mr. Popularity right in front of them. All of a sudden, I'm some kind of asshole and getting suspended.

Ha! Some tough guy...I have a pulled hamstring, and I'm half his size and I completely fucking erase his face for months...lmao

Ahh, the good old days. This trip down memory lane has been brought to you by Bueno Bob, Guitar Shark and the kind people of the Sheep Pen!

Rikk
04-18-2006, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by FORD
I found this baby picture of ALAN's first Christmas......

http://secure.terrificpets.com/images/uploads/05347212833384_4.jpg

... apparently someone bought him a Star Trek Tribble costume.

So THAT'S why ALAN has always had an extreme hatred of Klingons.

Cute li'l guy, eh?

FabShado
04-18-2006, 08:02 PM
Leave it to the Sheep Pen "BOYS" to tear the ass out of a classic thread! Can ya keep the Star Wars/Panthershit in your own little cubby?

This thread is like a walk down memory lane... When the VH boards were about VH! NOT this silly pen BS.

Oh and Rikk... I'm glad you finally realize that the biker thing was just a pun. "It's About Time" ;)

rustoffa
04-18-2006, 08:16 PM
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/images/icons/icon3.gif

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/9994/yay5dy.gif

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
Leave it to the Sheep Pen "BOYS" to tear the ass out of a classic thread! Can ya keep the Star Wars/Panthershit in your own little cubby?

This thread is like a walk down memory lane... When the VH boards were about VH! NOT this silly pen BS.

Oh and Rikk... I'm glad you finally realize that the biker thing was just a pun. "It's About Time" ;)

Fuck off.

I'll post in whatever fucking thread on this website I see fit.

Rikk
04-18-2006, 10:22 PM
It's a good thing I didn't bring up GARRETT THE DOG or I'd be running for my life from 35 Hell's Angels right now.

Warham
04-18-2006, 10:24 PM
Did somebody flush?

bueno bob
04-18-2006, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
This thread is like a walk down memory lane... When the VH boards were about VH! NOT this silly pen BS.

On a further note about this...it's fine and dandy to respect those who grew the online community to what it is, sure. I certainly do, and I give all props in the world to them.

However -

Back in '96 I was involved reading the online community on a daily basis. Would I be more "important" if I had registered then and starting posting?

Guess what? I did.

Not that I kept any of my user names or passwords over the years. I was busy, out on the road making a life as a musician. Had a lot of fun with it. And it kept me away from the internet for often times LONG periods.

But I contributed here and there, sure.

Since I've been mostly retired from that and with my family full time, I can post more, and have done so for the last few years.

And before you accuse the Pen of starting "Star Wars"/"Alan the Panther" topic, maybe you should take a look back at this thread and see who brought Alan up in the first place, and THEN direct your anger where it's better deserved.

Rikk said: "This is an interesting read".

I said: "I made 69! Great number! Thanks!"

At that point, all the talk about Alan and the Pen started being tossed around. Neither Rikk nor I were responsible for any of it. Re-read and find out if you don't believe me.

Most of you could do with a lot of "Live and Let Live" when it comes to Alan the Panther. It doesn't harm you any more than psycho-babble Christianity here does, and there's plenty of that, too. Frankly, I find Alan the Panther a lot more (or at least AS) believable.

All about "Freedom of Speech", right? ;)

Flash Bastard
04-18-2006, 11:03 PM
Right on Bob.

Matt White
04-19-2006, 12:02 AM
17,500 post aboot DAVID LEE ROTH & CLASSIC VAN HALEN....one Panther thread and yer branded.........

FabShado
04-19-2006, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
On a further note about this...it's fine and dandy to respect those who grew the online community to what it is, sure. I certainly do, and I give all props in the world to them.

However -

Back in '96 I was involved reading the online community on a daily basis. Would I be more "important" if I had registered then and starting posting?

Guess what? I did.

Not that I kept any of my user names or passwords over the years. I was busy, out on the road making a life as a musician. Had a lot of fun with it. And it kept me away from the internet for often times LONG periods.

But I contributed here and there, sure.

Since I've been mostly retired from that and with my family full time, I can post more, and have done so for the last few years.

And before you accuse the Pen of starting "Star Wars"/"Alan the Panther" topic, maybe you should take a look back at this thread and see who brought Alan up in the first place, and THEN direct your anger where it's better deserved.

Rikk said: "This is an interesting read".

I said: "I made 69! Great number! Thanks!"

At that point, all the talk about Alan and the Pen started being tossed around. Neither Rikk nor I were responsible for any of it. Re-read and find out if you don't believe me.

Most of you could do with a lot of "Live and Let Live" when it comes to Alan the Panther. It doesn't harm you any more than psycho-babble Christianity here does, and there's plenty of that, too. Frankly, I find Alan the Panther a lot more (or at least AS) believable.

All about "Freedom of Speech", right? ;)

I stand corrected. I didn't really READ the Alan stuff, I skimmed over it so I didn't see who started it. All I know is that it shows up all over the place and while it may be funny and even relevent to 5 or 6 users here, to the rest of us it's LAME. As Brownie has said... It has no place in MAIN and it certainly has no place in this fine thread that WARF started. I apologize for blaming you Bob but due to your recent Alan spam fest I just assumed...

I am all for freedom of speech as long as it's freedom for all and not just some.

Oh and Rikk... as for the Hells Angels, It's be 36. ;)

Matt White
04-19-2006, 01:31 AM
We need FIGS back on a regular basis.....

bueno bob
04-19-2006, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by FabShado
I stand corrected. I didn't really READ the Alan stuff, I skimmed over it so I didn't see who started it. All I know is that it shows up all over the place and while it may be funny and even relevent to 5 or 6 users here, to the rest of us it's LAME. As Brownie has said... It has no place in MAIN and it certainly has no place in this fine thread that WARF started. I apologize for blaming you Bob but due to your recent Alan spam fest I just assumed...

I am all for freedom of speech as long as it's freedom for all and not just some.

Oh and Rikk... as for the Hells Angels, It's be 36. ;)

That was a way to welcome in all of the new mods, direct from the now unified Hitchworld/Sheep Pen - nothing more.

Either way, in the spirit of the "Live and Let Live" thing I was talking about, I'll let it go at that.

Thanks for the apology. All is well.

Now, back to the topic at hand, kids.

Matt White
04-19-2006, 11:07 AM
Tell 'em BOB....

It's



DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS


http://www.concertshots.com/May%20Images/cs-DavidLeeRoth6a-Atlanta5302.JPG

bueno bob
04-19-2006, 02:14 PM
YES SIR!

:D

Angel
04-19-2006, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
Hey, don't take all the credit! I think you found 1 or 2 things you liked about me too. Either way, it's all good... cept that shit you pulled at the DDLR. That was brutal! ;)

I learned my vanity from somebody, didn't I? ;)

I thought you were going to kill me for the recent shit, that's for sure. :D

FabShado
04-19-2006, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Angel
I learned my vanity from somebody, didn't I? ;)

I thought you were going to kill me for the recent shit, that's for sure. :D

Let's just say... You're lucky I luv ya or there would have been 36 Hells Angels Bitches knocking at your door... But hey, you may have liked that... ;) :p

FabShado
04-19-2006, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Tell 'em BOB....

It's



DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS




What does that have to do with panthers???

bueno bob
04-19-2006, 06:41 PM
Nothing...he's making two different points...

Well, unless you count the fact that David is one of Alan's proudest inventions...

:)

Matt White
04-21-2006, 01:55 PM
DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN


Some of us know it....

Some of us trumpet it.......

Some of us have taste.........


Some....DO NOT

Matt White
04-21-2006, 02:13 PM
Some of us...have a sense of humor......:p

Angel
04-21-2006, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
Let's just say... You're lucky I luv ya or there would have been 36 Hells Angels Bitches knocking at your door... But hey, you may have liked that... ;) :p

Now, just because I like women doesn't mean I like bull-dykes! ;)

NATEDOG001976
04-21-2006, 05:42 PM
Mman, I was left off the list? lol

ELVIS
04-21-2006, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by FabShado
You're lucky I luv ya or there would have been 36 Hells Angels Bitches knocking at your door...


Fug's in the DC area now ??

Matt White
04-21-2006, 05:54 PM
I can see DAVE doing this interview...on XM....

Matt White
04-21-2006, 06:01 PM
I can see DAVE doing this interview...on XM....

Dan
04-21-2006, 06:04 PM
Matt comes up with the goods again.:)

Matt White
04-21-2006, 08:53 PM
Tanx Dan......;)

WARF
04-22-2006, 03:55 PM
Eddie is lookin' old as shit!