The Top 100 most influental people in VH message board history.

[Matt White]

He looks like a piece of Jerky!!!!

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by WARF
21- PHOENIX - My first friend here at the Roth Army... we registered a day apart... I even remember his first thread.... "Van Halen's 7TH album". He's a cool dude for a Canadian LOL!



Wow #21!

I'm honoured.

I think you forgot to mention one crazy mofo from the old days.

That would be Kane.

Man did he have a way with words.

[WARF]

Jesus... it took you like a month to read my list! LOL
Kane is in the top 200 near the end!

[POJO_Risin]

Kane was one of the best members of Army: version 2.0....

what was his first name...before Kane...

anyone?...anyone?...

[WARF]

I thought he was always kane.

[POJO_Risin]

Nope...

during the infamous...Ed should be drunk battle of 2000...

hitch was hitch...

Elvis was harecuttt...and Kane was...

Elvis became Elvis...I think...because harecuttt was banned...

and ___________ became Kane...because ____________ was banned...

[POJO_Risin]

Just a bit of a blast from the past...

This is the earliest forum shot I could get...a coupla months after our first forums opened...

I was a newly minted webbie...and ran the forums, as well as doing interviews and updating news...

this was just before I talked Sarge into making BS1 and Icon webbies...

and ultimately made hain the supermod...of which I was when I first came aboard...

[POJO_Risin]

Sarge says to me one day...what about brownsound1...I said...about time...

Sarge says to us one day...what about Icon...lmfao...

we said...no fucking way...

Sarge says to us one day...I hired WARF...

we say...HE CAN'T CUT AND PASTE!!!!

hahahahahaha...the good ole' days...

[POJO_Risin]

The fucking hilarious thing about that forum...is that we would be up for a week at a time...I shit you not...working on the updated forum...

Sarge would throw me shit...

ask me if it looked alright...what needed changed...

back and forth...

not only the forums...but the rest of the site...

the site, at the time...was the red and black attack site...

that didn't last long...and brought us to the black and yellow...

[POJO_Risin]

That only lasted a couple of months...

we dumped UBB...and movod to vB...

and brought the first version of this board...

[FORD]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Kane was one of the best members of Army: version 2.0....

what was his first name...before Kane...

anyone?...anyone?...

I think it was "StoneCold22" or something like that. Definitely a WWE theme there.

[POJO_Risin]

Ding...ding...ding...ding...

we have a winner...

I can't remember if it was ...22...at the end...

but know it was stonecold...

22 seems right...

[bueno bob]

Heheheh....

Those screen caps bring back memories...

Wish now I'd actually had the balls to register back then rather than just reading every day... :(

[POJO_Risin]

Most don't remember that first message board...the wonderful white and blue...lmfao...

[Golden AWe]

Where's the original EUAS-colored logo?

VOTE ROTH!!!

[Brett]

I remember the blue and white board...some of those forum names sound familiar too. ;)

[PHOENIX]

Anybody remember the VH Reunion torch?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Most don't remember that first message board...the wonderful white and blue...lmfao...

I was on the road a lot (which is why I never registered or posted), but I do remember it...

[PHOENIX]

What ever happened to BlueEyedMurder?

Havent seen that dude in a long time.

[diamondD]

LOL What a great thread. I barely caught the first version before registering. And it definitely all came about from Grant's site. His leaving was a huge blow to VH internet land.


Don't know why you put that I probably don't like you WARF? We've had nothing but good exchanges over the years I thought. There is absolutely no one that I hold a grudge against from throughout the years. I've always found that no matter what, when we meet people on here in person, the internet personas go down and the music fan part takes over. And that's what got me on here in the first place. :cool:

[Susie Q]

"25- Susie Q - The first female mod of the army... great chick... don't know why she's involved with that nutcase Diamond Den,,,, I still love the girl."

Where is that kissy smilie when you need it?

I remember you were the FIRST to greet me back in the day too. :)

This thread gives me a warm and fuzzy feelin' all over again. What a bunch of memories and a bunch of good people.

Remember my war with Jape N' That? Drock got involved in that one and I think hambon4life came in at the end too.

I also started the first "Girls only" thread callling it "Girls Night Out."

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

DavidLeeNatra!

[FabShado]

Originally posted by Susie Q
"25- Susie Q - The first female mod of the army... great chick... don't know why she's involved with that nutcase Diamond Den,,,, I still love the girl."

Where is that kissy smilie when you need it?

I remember you were the FIRST to greet me back in the day too. :)

This thread gives me a warm and fuzzy feelin' all over again. What a bunch of memories and a bunch of good people.

Remember my war with Jape N' That? Drock got involved in that one and I think hambon4life came in at the end too.

I also started the first "Girls only" thread callling it "Girls Night Out."

You are THEE Army Girl! No one beats ya in my book.
Back then my user name was DLR Lover. Army is the first board I ever joined. Scared the tar outta me so I went to the Dome and became VH Lover. It was so much easier there... The Karma the Zen... The mods who were certain they'd have front row reunion seats.... :p

[Northern Girl]

I was sure I wouldn't be able to get good seats. I figured some assholes who didn't really give a shit would get them just because they could. You know how that goes. I was soooo pissed about it too. LMAO!!

Did anyone else design a reunion album cover for them? I did (in my head only). I suppose it's safe to give it away now. ;)

I called the album "Resurrection" and I had the original VH logo (w/o the gay rings) being resurrected out of a VH shaped grave. It wasn't in a graveyard or anything, but it was real gloomy dark colors all around, but the VH was shining bright. :cool:

Glad I didn't waste the oils on that!! :p

[bueno bob]

My old guitarist and I actually conducted a Van Halen funeral back around '94...I'll have to tell that story sometime, it's pretty funny...

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by bueno bob
My old guitarist and I actually conducted a Van Halen funeral back around '94...I'll have to tell that story sometime, it's pretty funny...

I wanna hear this.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Unchainme
I wanna hear this.

Ditto.

[bueno bob]

Look for it in here in main tomorrow morning...

[Matt White]

27- Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.




Where's he off to now..........................?!?

[Susie Q]

Originally posted by FabShado
You are THEE Army Girl! No one beats ya in my book.
Back then my user name was DLR Lover. Army is the first board I ever joined. Scared the tar outta me so I went to the Dome and became VH Lover. It was so much easier there... The Karma the Zen... The mods who were certain they'd have front row reunion seats.... :p
Why...Thank ya kindly. :)
Thing is, I barely remember you as DLR Lover over here, but your VH Lover resonates with me from the Dome. I went over there on occasion, and saw your posts I think. Funny how time flies.... :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
27- Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.




Where's he off to now..........................?!?

Graduation, actually...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Graduation, actually...

Really....is THAT what it's called now...:eek:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39914000/jpg/_39914640_mooniewedding203ok.jpg

"The head of controversial religious movement the Sheep Pen has arrived in the UK for the first time in 10 years and is due to speak at a London event."


:cool:

[WARF]

I can't believe this thread is still gettin' hits...

[RuzDNailz]

These aren't just good people in message board history....but people
who are inspiring in their own rights. To each person, some really good
stories to be told.

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Where's 3LR. That guy, who contray to common belief was not an alias, caused a lot of controversy over here.

Thorman deserves a shot...great insight about CVH dude

BAM

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Three Lock Rock???? That Cunt?

3LR rocks the planet...his knowledge about all CVH is astounding. His insight into the greatest music ever is confounding...

Sam=CVH

BAM

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Thorman
3LR rocks the planet...his knowledge about all CVH is astounding. His insight into the greatest music ever is confounding...

Sam=CVH

BAM

I will say this, 3LR does have a lot of knowledge about Van Halen...and Van Hagar...he just prefers the one version over the other...

And can't speak english very well...

And lives with his mom...

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by Thorman
Give those who choke their chicken to Cheese Rocker love songs a chance for some recognition! Hey, where's the vaseline?

These are people who are inspiring....not nauseating.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
These are people who are inspiring....not nauseating.

I just wanted to type something in this color. Isn't it wonderful?

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by WARF
97- scottythebody - The dude fucking cracks me up... and he loves wrestling... so he's on my list.


WARF, I got nervous that you'd forgotten about me:)
If you had I'd have to have jumped off a 25 foot ladder with an elbow smash onto you on a table inside a trash can -Shawn Michaels Style!!

Thanks for the nod, you sick bitch.

[WARF]

I can't believe you people are still replying to this thread...

[POJO_Risin]

For WARF...that's code for...

"bump"

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by WARF
knuckleboner - One of the original Diamond Mafia members had his own casino in the basement... he also was a mod here for awhile back in 2001.

never a mod, bro.

but i did coin the term, "Weird Al waRFovich," after your release of the infamous new sammy hagar songs...:D

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
For WARF...that's code for...

"bump"

LOL
Not this time!
Someone replied minutes before me!

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I just wanted to type something in this color. Isn't it wonderful?

You know what Bob? Not too shabby at all!

[flappo]

i'm still staggered i'm in the top ten

and banned for life at the linx

what does THAT say ???

:D

[Sweet Irony]

Originally posted by flappo
i'm still staggered i'm in the top ten

what does THAT say ???


it says WARF was fucked up and mistook you for me!! ;)

[Panamark]

Im surprised Im actually remembered and made the list.
(Thankya Brian!)
The man himself (WARF) should be near the top of that list.
Without reading every page of this thread, is he not including
himself ??

Man,

The Diamond Mafia
The Basement
Mike B
The Hitch War
The Superbowl...

Thats without even thinking too hard..

WARF, you should be in the top 10 ! ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Hey there Mark...good to see you and CONGRATS! :)

[tjvhou812]

I hope i was 101:)

[Reverberator]

The Dump Messiah dosn't make it .

But hey , that's how I like it , outside the mainstream .

[WARF]

Originally posted by Panamark
Im surprised Im actually remembered and made the list.
(Thankya Brian!)
The man himself (WARF) should be near the top of that list.
Without reading every page of this thread, is he not including
himself ??

Man,

The Diamond Mafia
The Basement
Mike B
The Hitch War
The Superbowl...

Thats without even thinking too hard..

WARF, you should be in the top 10 ! ;)

Thanks panamark!
But I really don't deserve a top ten honor.

[MAX]

Originally posted by WARF
Thanks panamark!
But I really don't deserve a top ten honor.

Yes you do, you crezzi little shit. Modesty doesn't suit you my friend.

Yup, it's epic havin' Marky Mark back. http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/images/smilies/bounce.gif

I hope he stays put where he belongs along with that stellar wife of his.

[Anonymous]

Shit! I can't believe I read through 14 fucking pages of an old, old thread... it's now 6 AM in my cuntry and I'm bumping this ship up just because I feel I HAVE to post SOMETHING on a thread that took me over an hour to read... :cry2:

Why are you reading this? I just said I'm not adding anything worth reading, just posting bullshit! Jeez, get a life, motherfucker.

By the way, thanks fer the mention WARF. Oh, and Pojo never completed his list. Only went to #9. :baaa:

Cheers! :bottle:

[Redballjets88]

i wasnt in it at all but w/e its all good

[DlocRoth]

Don't cry.

[Redballjets88]

imnot gunna

[DlocRoth]

Atta boy, here's a 5'er.....

That WARF is such a meanie.

[Redballjets88]

haha but not really pretty good guy IMO

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Panamark
Man,

The Diamond Mafia

All I remember is the bar...

[WARF]

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Everybody still wants to know...
Where they are on the list...

[Seshmeister]

LMAO Warf you are the Kingmaker.

Who would have thought that this would be one of the biggest threads ever?

[WARF]

I dunno it's strange...
People still ask me about it... or make a reference to it...
almost everyday...

[Seshmeister]

Looking at this again your top 5 is probably right but not at all in the right order.:)

[WARF]

I think my heart should have put Chris Stuckey at one...
But pojo has done such a great job since sarge went on tour...
And the mezro AWOL fiasco...
I think maybe I should have put sarge at #1...
But i'm gonna stand by my list.

[WARF]

Speakin' of this list...
I'm compiling a list of the TOP TEN ROTH ARMY biggest blunders...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by WARF

Sorry if you didn't make my list.... but you probably were forgotten... or just plain didn't deserve it!

Yeah, you can just feel my tears through the keyboard.

Mezro...would you like a nice glass of rotten fuck milk to go with your list?...:D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by WARF
I think my heart should have put Chris Stuckey at one...
But pojo has done such a great job since sarge went on tour...
And the mezro AWOL fiasco...
I think maybe I should have put sarge at #1...
But i'm gonna stand by my list.

AWOL fiasco?

Mezro...I got bored with the board...how is that a fiasco?...

[WARF]

Sorry, I meant meltdown lol.

WARF... if you cannot agree to these terms, click cancel... :D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by WARF

WARF... if you cannot agree to these terms, click cancel... :D

ROTFLMFMEZROAO!

Mezro...classic man, simply classic..LOL...

[SensibleShoes]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
LMAO Warf you are the Kingmaker.

Who would have thought that this would be one of the biggest threads ever?

I still get all tingly with attention whore-ed-ness when I read it.

[Reverberator]

And my knob runneth with syphillis.

[SensibleShoes]

That must be very painful, to say nothing of yucky.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by flappo
i'm still staggered i'm in the top ten

and banned for life at the linx

what does THAT say ???

:D

It says you are the fucking man with the spam.

Mezro...how goes it flappo?...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Reverberator
And my knob runneth with syphillis.

Better than an ass pussy filled with lobster.

Mezro...if your knob is drippin', pissin' is worth skippin'...

[flappo]

it goes very well . mezzy old fruit

how you keepin' ?

[Mezro]

I am keeping fresh and ready like a capon tampon.

Mezro...nice to be back in the chunk bunk for another round...time to bring out the bling...and broth...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Three or four people in the thread knew who the fuck I am, so I guess that's good enough. Though I did have a WARF quote about EVH "singing through a voice box like C3PO on the next VH record" in my sig for months..........

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Three or four people in the thread knew who the fuck I am, so I guess that's good enough. Though I did have a WARF quote about EVH "singing through a voice box like C3PO on the next VH record" in my sig for months..........

I got #69 - which, of course, makes you my bitch for the rest of time.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I got #69 - which, of course, makes you my bitch for the rest of time. Thank god you actually have a life, or I would just be your sideman........Thanks Bill!

[bueno bob]

SHUT UP!

[Bill Lumbergh]

:mad:

[bueno bob]

:mad: :mad:

[houseofpain]

Originally posted by WARF
39- houseofpain - This place has not been the same without him and his brother redfire... I miss the Led Zeppelin conversations we had.



You take two years off to finish school, get promoted, forget late night posting and see how far it drops you? What you gotta remember about HOP is this: First EUAS member to mod (VH Links). First EUAS member to mod two boards (Links and Army). Randomly deleted mindless Sammy posts from the Sammy EUAS wannabes (whoever the hell they were) at links. Webmaster(bater) for DLRND.com once upon a time. And a general bad ass mofo.

[Eyes of the Night]

85- Eyes Of The Night - His wars with me and flappo are legendary... I can't understand a word of anything he says... and his guitar solos were hysterical... he was my biggest enemy for years... I kinda miss the fucker.... he got me into the SYSTEM OF A DOWN group.


Thanks El Warfo ... yes legendary indeed!

I'm trying to get back into this mix again ... for now from the library 1hr a day ...

[WARF]

Welcome back eyes...
Talk to pojo... I think we have a fantasy football spot open now lol...
If your back!

[Hecubus]

Good stuff WARF. Been on a bit of hiatus with personal shit, but I'm glad this was the first thread I poked thru....

Like reading a fucking yearbook.....

Fernando...

Where is that "Peace & Patience" and "Edward is Edward" arsehole??

[Eyes of the Night]

I'm back fo' sure if I can get a slot ... am looking into it ... somebody grab me a slot!

[Fairwrning]

good to have ya back Eyes...

[POJO_Risin]

Eyes...you'll be in one of our leagues...of that, you can be sure...

we have two...we are going to fill the one slot...but you are a lock for the other league...

[Eyes of the Night]

I'm in the B league ... it's cool at least I don't have to pay;) ...

Yeah man, just got back from Cali not too long ago ... lifes geat I'm sober ... well ... cept for 420 but at least no crystal meth ... been a year since ...

Playing open mics up here in bremerton at a few local bars it's fun ... I'm playing through this striped Ibanez destroyer ...

[Chris]

Kewl thread. :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Chris
Kewl thread. :)


Chris actually a speaketh? :eek:

Nice to see you old friend. :)

Yes, you must keep up with this ten posts a yeeya... lmao

[MAX]

Originally posted by Eyes
I'm trying to get back into this mix again ... for now from the library 1hr a day ...

EOTN---

Suup dood?

Cannonball Cometh!!!

*slides down a bong and a jug 'o booze*

[Chris]

Originally posted by MAX
Chris actually a speaketh? :eek:

Nice to see you old friend. :)

Yes, you must keep up with this ten posts a yeeya... lmao Nice to see you too Max. :)

I'm sure if the Roth Army torch ever ignites I'll be active. ;)

[Polk High]

can i get a where the fuck am i from the bobbleheads

[Polk High]

i've been comin here since i'd say 1999 then all the records got erased and we started over.

[Eyes of the Night]

I remember that day Polk ... for a month or so all we had was the fookin' wall!

Word up mizax ...



*takes a rippin' toke from the Rothbong*

[redfire]

194th? Damn, I thought Glenn got the biggest shaft. I'd put him in my top 10. But I was the first person to hold to mod positions at two different sites. I was like 12th registered member at the original Army board. I know I took a couple of years off due to school, but I didn't know half of the people ahead of me. lol, j/k. I'm just glad you remembered me WARF. I don't remember any of my posts, except that I often wrote lengthy disertations. :) By the way, Billy007 would be in my top 25 based soley on the "Lost Sammy Hagar Tapes"

[houseofpain]

The lost Sammy Tapes...good poo! Anybody got a copy of that? I just vaguely remember his take on Sammy lyrics for the Twister soundtrack.

[ritetoolforjob]

let's not wrap rhapsotic here people. it's gotta be me.

[Guitar Shark]

Bumping this most excellent thread.

[flappo]

in praise of the mighty warf , to quote the dave himself ;

"My game is better than ever / Winners, they come and go / Legends, they're forever"

nuff said

[NATEDOG001976]

I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!

[Angel]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bumping this most excellent thread.

Talk about a blast from the past... thanks for that!

[Warham]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!

Maybe WARF will do an updated 2008 edition soon. :D

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by Warham
Maybe WARF will do an updated 2008 edition soon. :D
Why - isn't everyone the same?

[Warham]

I don't think there would be much, if any, changes to the list, Steve. I haven't seen too many new legends come out of the woodwork lately.

Some of that is due to the circumstances. It was a lot more interesting back in the late 90s/early 00s, with all the back 'n forth in the world of Van Halen. Alot of turmoil made for interesting discussion/flamewars. There's just not much to cause that any longer, even this tour.

Times have changed.

[Steve Savicki]

So how will the 2008 edition be in any way updated?

[Warham]

Well, I was joking about any new edition. I'm not even sure WARF would want to do such a thing. Maybe a few switches, a few newbies. Who knows!

[Steve Savicki]

Oh, and BTW, I was going to use your avatar in my LJ, except I'm running out of icon space at the rate I'm uploading them.
Yours and Phoenix's. Definitely the state of VH today LOL!
BTW, nice to see you outside of the Front Line ;) , War. :)

[Warham]

I took a vacation for a few months, but I'm back now. :)

[rustoffa]

This was/is a great thread. I remember clicking on it the first time. I figured I'd have been #999 on the critical list...maybe not even making it. Back then, I dealt with uncertain situations the only way I knew how.

Taking a handfull of muscle relaxers.

Soma to be exact. It's hard to type when you're laying under the carpet!!! No fucking shit...the little woman was like, "HEY!!!...this floor is really starting to creak!!!....DID YOU HEAR ME???...." As drugged out as I was, I knew she didn't know she was standing on me!!! Fearing nothing, I started trying to roll around...like smoke signal shit!!!

Being more than un-fazed by my shenanigans, she told me to walk the dog and turn the computer off.
:mad:

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by rustoffa
This was/is a great thread. I remember clicking on it the first time. I figured I'd have been #999 on the critical list...maybe not even making it. Back then, I dealt with uncertain situations the only way I knew how.

Taking a handfull of muscle relaxers.

Soma to be exact. It's hard to type when you're laying under the carpet!!! No fucking shit...the little woman was like, "HEY!!!...this floor is really starting to creak!!!....DID YOU HEAR ME???...." As drugged out as I was, I knew she didn't know she was standing on me!!! Fearing nothing, I started trying to roll around...like smoke signal shit!!!

Being more than un-fazed by my shenanigans, she told me to walk the dog and turn the computer off.
:mad:

And some folks say that the DLR Army doesn't conjur up that ol' Roth spirit...

[jero]

Originally posted by flappo
in praise of the mighty warf , to quote the dave himself ;

"My game is better than ever / Winners, they come and go / Legends, they're forever"

nuff said

SOOOOOOOO True

[Carmine]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?)


He's here....

" I wanna make sure that my age is correct. I'm always right about my age" "Make sure everyone see's the cake before we cut it..."







;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
I thought I would make it in the late 90's myself. Remember the fued FUCKHOWARDSTERN and myself had? Then we became friends (where the fuck has he been?) And then my call in to Roth radio plugging the Army!!!!

Ask his friend, Hyman Roth.;)

[GO-SPURS-GO]

This thread was real cool. As a newcomer around here, it was nice to learn about the history of this site. I found myself writing down names and going to the member list to find out more about them. Thanks!

[Katydid]

Originally posted by WARF
101- katydid - Who the fuck is this cunt? I'll tell you who... a fucking top 5 heel... even started her own rival website www.rotharmy.net ... she has too many fucking stories to tell about... I remember fondly the time she was spitting out bible verses and positive stories about GOD while the rest of the army ate her for breakfast... a total fucking nutcase... so bad... she couldn't even crack the top 100.

102- Angel - My partner in the hunt for Anne Kuzma... I think she loves WARF... but can't stand that cunt Raven!!!

103- Switch84 - I can honestly say this chick gave me the JUNGLE FEVER baby... and as I recall I begged Vonnie to start a female forum at DDLR.com when I was supermod... so her talents could be displayed... her posts read out like ten cups of coffee... I love my Switchypoo!!

104- mezro- if you cannot handle the terms above... click cancel...
warf... click cancel...

105- Dan - I don't know I keep overlooking this dude, but I've seen him around for ages... and can't remember a damn thing... I just got a PM from him... so I figured I'd put him in the countdown

106- WARF - I'm here cuz I don't wanna hear no bitchin' and moanin' lmao... I'll tell you who I am... a former DLR Army webmaster... DLRND webmaster... DDLR.com supermod... Roth Army mod... vhrocks former mod... hitchworld1969 mod (Pabs version) and when TK! wanted to hire me as a mod... I told him to go fuck himself! LOL
I'd rather be a piece of shit at the kip winger board then work for two guys who run ads... and did a diservice to David Lee Roth... oh yeah.. i'm an original Eat Us And Smile member... but I'm best known for exposing to the entire world that James Lomenzo never changes his camoflauge pants!!! LMAO!!!

P.S.- I had my own forum here called the basement in 2000... which was 4 years ahead of the sheep pen... and I was the first person to find out that Brian Young was in the DLR Band.... ask Vonnie if you don't believe me... I also rejected to Run to atomic punks website after talking to Ralph Saenz a few times on the phone... shortly before sarge parted ways with them.

But anyways... what I want to be known for is... the guy who just masturbated to the KAREN CHERYL 1978 disco video posted by Jerome Frenchise.... I just spent 30 minutes pausing the video in different spots... cuz she was not wearing any panties!!! LMAO!!!


107- ThatArtGuy - One of the first Roth Army webbies... has never left this place.... despite his post average is about 0.01 per day!!!

108- Dr Love - aka Dr Love Walks In aka How Do I know When It's Dr. Love - I don't really know this dude... but he's a mod... and if I don't include him it would be fucked up... I rarely read his posts due to his annoying BOB SAGET avatar

109- Loss Of Control - Don't worry about dressing up as Sammy Hagar... your still a cool fucking dude!



This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.

They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh


Do you and WARF have a feud going on or something? I thought you should have been way higher!

[Coyote]

I should've been around and involved a cunthair more.

All in the rearview now...

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.

They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.

hey katy , you sexy old slut

wtf ain't you in the top ten*

*waste of fucking space trollers

[Katydid]

Originally posted by flappo
hey katy , you sexy old slut

wtf ain't you in the top ten*

*waste of fucking space trollers

Because I wasn't Hitch's little bird tird like you.

[Katydid]

FLAPPO! You are jealous, so you cut part of my stuff off under my Rothism. How very typical.

[Katydid]

I think I fixed it. One time FLAPPO kept putting a s**thead avatar under my name. I'd take it off, and he'd put it there again.

I think at one time he actually wanted to be me.

[Katydid]

He is always on aboot something or someone. He even sent me threatening pms.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.

They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.

HOLY JAYSUS FUCK CHRIST!!! :eek:

Delusional does NOT begin to cover it...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
This was 4/06, it is now 8/07. . .and I'm just now reading about it? Thanks WARF, I guess. What's funny is that my threads started in NON, (I had 8 threads). I had more views than MAIN even, in a couple months. So I was thrown in hitchWORLD, and my threads stickyed. Hitch made me a mod. Everyone got mad (back then they could post penises) and of course I was swamped with photo chopped porn. I was already Diamond status when I was thrown in there. Grimsdale was made mod and my mod status taken away and my threads deleted. It was so horrible that my son helped me start my own site, rotharmy.org. Later I started rotharmy.net. Fans of David Lee Roth began sending Preacher Man Bruce Freeman of JOY FM M & M s. Christian fans all over the world had begun listening to JOY FM online; and e mailing the station. From the first time I posted their html on my site they were flooded with listeners. At date they have transmitters now in 5 new places. At first they only had one that was broken down all time. They are funded with donations. Once a yr. they have a telethon, and always more than they need comes in.

They especially got excited when people from Isreal and soliders from Iraq began calling them.

You had nothing to do with any radio station or bringing anyone anywhere.

All anyone ever wanted to see is someone calling you an old, dried up, hag, retard skank and telling you to leave.

Everyone loves to watch a car wreck. We know why youdon't post a recent pic of you on your site and why you go with that one you have up from the 1940's.

You were never a mod you liar. You would have been able to post in the mod room and you didn't.

Die, please. Satan needs his bathroom cleaned.

[Redballjets88]

i remember when this thread started. damn good read. too bad a lot of the people on the list never post anymore.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
You had nothing to do with any radio station or bringing anyone anywhere.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? YOU TROUBLE MAKER.

All anyone ever wanted to see is someone calling you an old, dried up, hag, retard skank and telling you to leave.

THAT'S ONLY YOUR OPINION, AND OPINIONS ARE LIKE A HOLES; EVERYONE HAS ONE. YOU AREN'T ALL THAT YOU HOWDY DOODY LOOKING REJECT.

Everyone loves to watch a car wreck. We know why youdon't post a recent pic of you on your site and why you go with that one you have up from the 1940's.

I NEED TO GET A NEW PICTURE UP, BUT I DON'T REALLY WANT CRAZY PEOPLE STALKING ME.

You were never a mod you liar. You would have been able to post in the mod room and you didn't.

HITCH LET ME POST IN THE CIRCLE OF TRUST IN HITCHWORLD. I ONLY POSTED A FEW TIMES.

Die, please. Satan needs his bathroom cleaned.

I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WILL SAVE THAT JOB FOR YOU.

[ALinChainz]

Oh like you looking up my personal email address and posting it? No one would stalk you , you fucking hag. Why would they?

Find a date for a prize german shepherd?

Hitch letting you post at his site isn't being a mod here idiot.

I would rather be a howdy doody look alike that a dog-doody look like you are you fucking catchers mitt.

Funny how only weird old delusional skanks over 60 think my hair is red, oh that and pedophiles like Thunder and your son.

You're a liar you takes her spam email as serious because they have your name on them you moron. You don't mod anywhere, your sites will have to have new names for them when they expire this time, unless you have big bucks, its already done.

Quit emailing me too. Don't make me post you kissing my ass.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
HOLY JAYSUS FUCK CHRIST!!! :eek:

Delusional does NOT begin to cover it...

Cheers! :bottle:

At least I didn't offer them $10,000. and beg to be a mod like you did, and post your face all over the net.

You posted the most porn on the site, probably more than Flappo. As I recall you posted people with s**t covering their nude bodies and having kinky sex. Then Knockz threw a fit because his young son saw it all and deleted all threads you posted in. You caused me to be busted down to nothing, and I was Diamond Status before being thrown into the dump.

Talk about delusional, you are the one who posted beastality porn also.

And what was bad, was no one had the balls except WARF to apolgize and take up for me later. Hitch tried to help make me a mod, and take up for me. He told me ALinChainz badmouthed me constantly in the mod room and everyone except him just dismissed it saying he was crazy and everyone just looked over him.

[ALinChainz]

You saw what WARF thinks of you.

What EVERYONE thinks of you.

You should try and nail down lonelybitterfuckedintheheadformermotherandwife.com

Better get those couple fans ready to type in a new address.

[Katydid]

AL people are sick of you. Can't you see it?
And if you keep calling my son a pedophile and trying to ruin his good name and badmouthing me I'll ask David Lee Roth to personally kick your f ing head off.

Are there any more brave mfers? Step right up.

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by Katydid
AL people are sick of you. Can't you see it?
And if you keep calling my son a pedophile and trying to ruin his good name and badmouthing me I'll ask David Lee Roth to personally kick your f ing head off.

Are there any more brave mfers? Step right up.

you might have stupid threats and stuff like that. but the real question is, why do you post here if everyone hates you? you are the sick one, you thrive on making people make and them hating you. weirdo.

[ALinChainz]

Hmmm ... you might be, is that why you sent me that email KISSING MY ASS?

Who here is sick of me?

Care to point one out?

You would know, because everyone is sick of your old and tired stench.

Your son posts as an 8 year old, calls himself "sticky buns" and we aren't supoose to think he's a perv?

Ask DLR?

All that means is you'll post something stupid and put his name at end of it.

You're fucking stupid AND helpless.

What are you going to call those pathetic sites after the "rotharmy" name is gone?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by timmy pooterbut
as for you lil timmy pooterbut you shall be known as sticky bunns

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=1208929#post1208929

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
You saw what WARF thinks of you.

What EVERYONE thinks of you.

You should try and nail down lonelybitterfuckedintheheadformermotherandwife.com

Better get those couple fans ready to type in a new address.

Quite frankly I don't give a damn what anyone thinks of me; least of all you.

And so happens I know the guys from Go Daddy quite well. They say tell you to "Go to hell."

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=1208929#post1208929

You are just mad because he has scared your lame assed, tiring Joe Thunder LP character off.

Seems viewers love Little Timmy Pooterbutt (especially the women) and you are jealous.

LOOSER!

You think it's kissing your ass to send you an e mail telling you to shut up?

What's wrong with you? Been slapped in the head by your dad and made cut wood one too many times?

HE LOVES ME!!!

[Katydid]

OH AND DON'T SEND ME ANY MORE "A relative has sent you an e card"

I'm wise to your jammies.

[ALinChainz]

I'm willing to forward tha email to anyone that wants to see it.

He doesn't post that shit at your site he does it here.

Of course, if they did a search for the pedo-vegetable, they would see the filth he posts here, the same shit you always criticize people here for.

Women? I'd bet my kingdom on that, of course all you have to lose is a tin can on wheels.

FYI, have never emailed you in my life you fucking wishfull walrus witch. I can post yours, easily to prove.

No where in it do you tell me to "shut up". You do however accuse me of being LMS, which shows your intelligence.

You never did say how you are going to renew those domain names.

[ALinChainz]

Anyone here can check that IP to prove it is from you Sea Hag:

Where did you tell me to shut up?

Received: from [68.115.154.218] by web30512.mail.mud.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:07:28 PDT
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:07:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: katie roth <katydidinnc@yahoo.com>
Subject: You really are a sports writer. . .

From: katie roth

Date: Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:07 PM

To: Mick Miller

Subject: You really are a sports writer. . .

Typed in Mick Miller, Detroit. And found the Lions
Den,and various stories you'd written.

Guess you aren't just the cut and paste dummy in DLR
Army Rumor Mill after all.

I'm impressed and proud of you. Keep up the good work.

Why don't you put moose on your hair and spike it or
something?

Guess I'll keep praying for you until God tells me to
stop. Luebird's e mail (lms) was sbcglobal, mere
coincidence? Or were you pretending to be her to put
the pump handle on me?

Katydid




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[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Katydid
At least I didn't offer them $10,000. and beg to be a mod like you did, and post your face all over the net.

??? :confused:


Originally posted by Katydid
You posted the most porn on the site, probably more than Flappo. As I recall you posted people with s**t covering their nude bodies and having kinky sex. Then Knockz threw a fit because his young son saw it all and deleted all threads you posted in.

Yes, I did. And how many of those images did you save to masturbate to later? 1? 5? All?

Who the hell is Knockz?


Originally posted by Katydid
You caused me to be busted down to nothing, and I was Diamond Status before being thrown into the dump.

Stop, you're making me blush...


Originally posted by Katydid
Talk about delusional, you are the one who posted beastality porn also.

Yes I was.


Originally posted by Katydid
And what was bad, was no one had the balls except WARF to apolgize and take up for me later. Hitch tried to help make me a mod, and take up for me. He told me ALinChainz badmouthed me constantly in the mod room and everyone except him just dismissed it saying he was crazy and everyone just looked over him.

Yes, WARF's a very sweet young man.

Hey, 5 to 2's not bad! It seems you're not THAT delusional. Just a fucking liar.

And lies are a sin, dear Katy... and so's that buttplug you've got in your arse right now. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Katydid]

[ajswallows@hotmail.com]
From: "al pindick" <ajswallows@hotmail.com> Add to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: katydidinnc@yahoo.com
Bcc:
Subject: WHERE'S THE FBI BITCH?
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 12:28:37 -0700
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed
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I SEE YOU GOT BANNED ON DLRARMY

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA.

WON'T THIS BE FUN.

ENJOY THE CHAOS COMING YOUR WAY.

KATY IS THE ANTICHRIST


You've never e mailed me???? I have 3 more, want me to post them?

__________________________________________________ _______________

[ALinChainz]

That isn't me.

On everyone of my familiy's eyes, that is so not me.

Absolutely, positively, without question can prove that it isn't me whatsoever.

I have never, and I repeat, never emailed you.

You wish Granny.

You can post all you want, I can prove anyway you want that that isn't me.

Post the IP adress, I'll gladly post mine, I have satellite internet.

[ALinChainz]

"ajswallows" ... think about it for a minute stupid ... that is someone from this site, but it isn't me.

You're a fucking idiot and just proved it again.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
??? :confused:



Yes, I did. And how many of those images did you save to masturbate to later? 1? 5? All?

Who the hell is Knockz?



Stop, you're making me blush...



Yes I was.



Yes, WARF's a very sweet young man.

Hey, 5 to 2's not bad! It seems you're not THAT delusional. Just a fucking liar.

And lies are a sin, dear Katy... and so's that buttplug you've got in your arse right now. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:


Why are you trying to wax philosopical and introspective? You aren't fooling anyone. Think you can undercut AL? He may be crazy, loudmouthed and refuses to shut up and a deranged closet pedophile; but he don't post porn, just encourages other dolts to.

[ALinChainz]

I don't even have a "hotmail" account.

DUH. DIPSHIT.

[ALinChainz]

I'm a pedophile?

Your son calls himself "sticky buns"?

You stick up for both him and Thunder, better check under your own hood bitch.

I guess you figure incest is best huh?

Yours would be the only cooch your son would be getting.

[ALinChainz]

Man Katy ... you're fucking stupid ... it even says "KATY IS THE ANTICHRIST".

Fucking ignorant zucchini-sitting hog.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
You think it's kissing your ass to send you an e mail telling you to shut up?


Originally posted by ALinChainz
Anyone here can check that IP to prove it is from you Sea Hag:

Where did you tell me to shut up?

Received: from [68.115.154.218] by web30512.mail.mud.yahoo.com via HTTP; Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:07:28 PDT
Date: Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:07:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: katie roth <katydidinnc@yahoo.com>
Subject: You really are a sports writer. . .

From: katie roth

Date: Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:07 PM

To: Mick Miller

Subject: You really are a sports writer. . .

Typed in Mick Miller, Detroit. And found the Lions
Den,and various stories you'd written.

Guess you aren't just the cut and paste dummy in DLR
Army Rumor Mill after all.

I'm impressed and proud of you. Keep up the good work.

Why don't you put moose on your hair and spike it or
something?

Guess I'll keep praying for you until God tells me to
stop. Luebird's e mail (lms) was sbcglobal, mere
coincidence? Or were you pretending to be her to put
the pump handle on me?

Katydid




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C'mon Skank-O-saurus ... where the fuck did you tell me to shut up?

You getting excited to lose that ROTHARMY name?

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Man Katy ... you're fucking stupid ... it even says "KATY IS THE ANTICHRIST".

Fucking ignorant zucchini-sitting hog.

The only other person it could be is that little Teddy Boy Wright aka Lounge Machine or Vanzilla. He was on some of Alice in Chains early albums.

AJ, I remember him, he was from NJ and had the same last name as an old gangster, remember I posted the Gangster's picture.

Why are you suddenly wanting your personal info out there? To get some pats on the back? It isn't like you to be so open and upfront.

[ALinChainz]

Because stupid.

You're trying to say that that email is from me, and it isn't, not now, not ever.

Disproving another lie of yours.

No one is this stupid.

KATY IS THE ANTICHRIST should have been your first clue.

Vazilla and Lounge are not the same person either.

Do you always just babble incoherently?

You are the dumbest person on this board, and that ays alot with your kiddie-diddler son posting here.

[Katydid]

Fucking ignorant zucchini-sitting hog.

Stop calling me such ignorant names. I have never been a hog, much less set on any type apparatus.

But since you mentioned it, I had one eggplant that survived and it had 1 eggplant I was saving for just the right time to pick. Someone from off the street I guess picked it.

Then this morning when I took my little dog on her leash to potty, it had rained the night before, and someone had turned off the blacktop into my back gravel road; tearing up the road ditch and throwing a beer can into my garden.

Plus last week I took my garbage out, and a cop was standing up on the roadbank looking all around and said he'd caught someone for a crime he was committing and he'd cut and run into the woods there right by my back door.

[Katydid]

I don't feel like fighting with you AL. If you remember Teddy Boy told the world your e mail address.

I just dreamed it and posted it innocently. He said, "Why are you posting ALinChainz e mail address?"

This psychic mind of mine is awful. Have you ever stayed in a motel traveling and dream of the people who slept on the pillow previously?

Once I was traveling with Ed's mom and my kids, and sang a jingle I dreamed all the way home. Next week my son John called me and said, "Mama, there is the jingle you were singing. Brummell and Brown is a margarine with yogurt in it." Sure enough there was the jingle I was dreaming. I guess the person who wrote the jingle had slept on the pillow previously to me.

[Christley S.T.]

It was me you stupid hore. I am going to do things with that eggplant that you can't even imagin. Your time is coming Katybitch. I already have a collection of your soiled panties from breaking into your house when you are not home. Just wait.

[ALinChainz]

You don't have a mind liar. You can't see the future, you can't remember the past, you're an old fucking idiot.

You posted it and said it came to you in a dream.

Now you're blaming Lounge for it? You don't wanna fight because you're a fucking LIAR.

You know that is a lie, you fucking did it.

You're nothing but a liar. My memory is fucking razor sharp, yours either sucks, or you make up shit, which I believe both to be true.

You're going to lose that rotharmy name when they expire.

It no wonder if have the life you do. A daughter that died getting away from you, she took the first ride she could.

Husband? Ed left your ass, and who the fuck could blame him.

Your son couldn't stand it, drank and drugged himself into a vegetable state and now he thinks he's 8 years old which nobody thinks is clever, they thinks its THUNDER CREEPY. Ask around.

Your writing sucks, his writing sucks, never be published, and will always be dirt.

You're a liar Katy. Plain and simple. Lonely, old, hideous, and pitiful.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by ALinChainz

You are the dumbest person on this board.

Thank God! After all this time I’ve been here, I’ve thought it was me. What gets me mad is when I first signed up and posted, FORD thought I was a Katydid alias. WOW... So this is the famous Katydid. I have to say Al, this routine you and her are doing is very funny. You guys should make a comedy team together like Cheech and Chong.

[ALinChainz]

She is not a good person, human being, nothing.

If you only knew the depths of her delusional disease.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
She is not a good person, human being, nothing.

If you only knew the depths of her delusional disease.


This qoute should be in your sig Al.

"Are there any more brave mfers? Step right up."

That was funny!

[Warham]

It's amazing how one person can drag one thread down into the depths of hell.

We need to get some sanitizer in here.

[GO-SPURS-GO]

Thanks Al! I shot it right back at ya. :cool:

[flappo]

me n hitch© rule ok


that's ALL THAT MATTERS

SEIG HEIL !!!

[flappo]

Originally posted by WAR
It's amazing how one person can drag one thread down into the depths of hell.

We need to get some sanitizer in here.

the diff tween you and WARF may seem a minisculle letter , but believe me baby , there's only ONE warf , you're disposable in comparison

:D

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by flappo
the diff tween you and WARF may seem a minisculle letter , but believe me baby , there's only ONE warf , you're disposable in comparison

:D

i have been here for like 3+ years and havent ever seen WAR until yesterday

[Warham]

Originally posted by flappo
the diff tween you and WARF may seem a minisculle letter , but believe me baby , there's only ONE warf , you're disposable in comparison

:D

I was talking about Katy, flaps, and I do understand WARF's importance to these forums, and they do outweigh my own.

flappo, I asked for your forgiveness along time ago. Where's the love???

:D

[Warham]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
i have been here for like 3+ years and havent ever seen WAR until yesterday

That's because I went by Warham up until about yesterday. Makes sense, eh?

[Diamondjimi]

Why the name change?

[Warham]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Why the name change?

Everybody calls me War, so I figured I'd get rid of the rest. :)

[bueno bob]

The change looks good on ya...

[Warham]

Originally posted by bueno bob
The change looks good on ya...

Bob, how are ya?? :D

[Thorman]

Its a shame I was not in the top 10...think about the influence I had on this board in 2005/2006

And the fact the catchphrase caught on .

CVH will be heard again.....Get Up, and make it work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by WAR
Bob, how are ya?? :D

I am brilliant and outstanding and supremely invigorated!!! :D

[WARF]

Originally posted by Thorman
Its a shame I was not in the top 10...think about the influence I had on this board in 2005/2006

And the fact the catchphrase caught on .

CVH will be heard again.....Get Up, and make it work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAM

201- Thorman
"How many mofo's have a one word catch phrase (BAM) I like the way the dude pisses people off and causes chaos in the Main Discussion. Yeah... his user rating has less stars then a Pauly Shore film... but fuck it... here's a toast to Thorman... the Roth Army Pesky Hagar Advocate... and to himannoying the fucking shit out of us."

Should I go to 300?

[WARF]

Damn... fuck...
I haven't read any of this since I wrote it a couple years ago.

I'm gonna start a new list tommorow... with a diff'rent twist.

[Nickdfresh]

Fire up the six pack and bong!!

[WARF]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Fire up the six pack and bong!!

And make sure the wifey doesn't find the condom wrappers on the floor!!!

PART TWO STARTS TOMMOROW!!!

[Angel]

will a certain Attention Whore of the year of 2005 being making an apperance later on the list :D LMMFAO.
This thread is too good not to....



BUMP!!!

I forgot about this one!!! I can't help but wonder if he was referring to me? Gotta admit, the Fab-Warf/Raven-Angel shit was fucking hilarious! I was such a fuck up then!!! :biggrin:

I wish I could find a way to dig up the DDLR thread where I was pretending to be fab, pretending to be me... (Damn girl, your head was fucked up!!!)

[Dr. Love]

looks like the names on that list have some real staying power!!

[LoungeMachine]

This thread is too good not to....



BUMP!!!

I forgot about this one!!! I can't help but wonder if he was referring to me? Gotta admit, the Fab-Warf/Raven-Angel shit was fucking hilarious! I was such a fuck up then!!! :biggrin:

I wish I could find a way to dig up the DDLR thread where I was pretending to be fab, pretending to be me... (Damn girl, your head was fucked up!!!)

Actually, Unchainme was speaking of himself.

He had been selected 2005 Roth Army Attention Whore of the Year.

:gulp:

I miss AL. :(

[LoungeMachine]

59- LoungeMachine - One of the few newbies worth talking too... I like his in your face attitude... it's very classic Van Halenish.


Newbie.

Those were the days..... :D

:gulp:

[WARF]

17 Fucking pages?????

300 more and we can replace this shit as the bible!!!!

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE WORD...

AND THE WORD WAS WITH WARF...

HE WAS WITH HIM AT THE BEGINNING!!!!
uhuhuh u huhuhuhu

WARF 3:1 bitch....

Even seshmeister will BILLieve after this is done!!!

[WARF]

And yes sarge should be number one....

I'm doing volume II soon... after the vodka is done!!!

[WARF]

Wow.

I love you all...

Thanks for this necropost!

[WARF]

Was gonna say Dr. Love, Cathedral, and Ally_Kat myself.

Hell, I made top 20?

Check is in the mail WARF.

:D

I love you bro... there ain't a day that goes by I don't think of you!

[redblkwht]

I love you bro... there ain't a day that goes by I don't think of you!

Ditto that bro..cheers to Mick! His name bears our baseball league too
In respect & memory.

Pass the Damn Vodka Warf-

[WARF]

did you say pass the bottle????
uhh uh u hu huhu hhuh

I'll be posting my cell phone number tommorow!!!

[Seshmeister]

With all jokes aside... mezro was one funny as mofo but...
Pojo and Sarge are the brains behind this web site.

Mezro was just a glorified moderator.

You'll need to take that back.

A glorified moderator couldn't delete a third of the site... :)

[Igosplut]

I'll be posting my cell phone number tomorrow!!!

Did you move to Foxboro MA?

That's awful close to me fucker..

[WARF]

Did you move to Foxboro MA?

That's awful close to me fucker..

Yeah dude, and i'm freezing my ass off!

[Thorman]

Hey, still sticking with the Hardy Boys monikor I see...well if it works for you why not!

[Thorman]

Dude I do appreciate the kind words. What confuses me here is that this site is about CVH so I don't understand what the issue is. CVH will again rule the stage once Sammy realizes that he needs to go back making the kind of music that influenced a generation, making songs such as Feels So Good, Balck and Blue, Sucka (in a 3 piece suit) and of course It's About Time.

BAM

[113]

I vote for Katie!

[LoungeMachine]

I vote for Katie!

You're just one big bowl of Gunt, katie.

:gulp:

Get well soon.

[katie]

I vote for Katie!

why??????????

[sadaist]

11- FORD - Never really butt heads with him in the front line... one of the most knowledgable fans of VH I know... and his war with tim pabs was a classic.... thus the OSAMA FORD LADEN avatar.


I say bring back the avatar for a very limited time. It's just begging for a tomato.

[scottydabodi]

This list is classic... OOooooohhhhh Yyyyeaaaaaaahhh Th'Maacho Maaaan!!!

[I8OU812]

My first thread at this site in 2001 or so was 'Would it have been better if EVH had died in 1985 and become a lgend like Hendrix?' Within 5 minutes 8 of the mods and Webmasters screamed 'How fucking dare you contemplate such a thing, Eddie rules how fucking dare you you prick?." I think Hitch and maybe Warf were the lone dissenting voices. Things have changed a hell of a lot on the CVH boards over the years.



I remember that! I think I took your side on that argument, Sesh.

[jero]

with 9 posts?

[Seshmeister]

This poster was around during the 1st incarnation of the board that was deleted.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I should make the list for the next version if for no other reason, I lost about 3000 posts when the porn forum was disbanded. Top that!!!!

[Cult of Roth]

#24 huh? Maybe 7-8 years ago. Now I'm just wandering the desert, occasionally stumbling back to the oasis. It's nice to be remembered though. You've got one hell of a memory there, WARF! :biggrin:

[I8OU812]

with 9 posts?

*sigh* ..."newbies"...

[Seshmeister]

I should make the list for the next version if for no other reason, I lost about 3000 posts when the porn forum was disbanded. Top that!!!!

When the first version of the site was deleted I think Panamark lost over 20 000, I think I was at about 10 000.

[Panamark]

When the first version of the site was deleted I think Panamark lost over 20 000, I think I was at about 10 000.


You are right Sesh... In a strange way this was not a bad thing. I had an ex attempt to use this place in a legal matter as some type of character profile of me. Scary stuff.... I think I got hit twice with deleted posts, (maybe 3 if you count Mezro's pruning). I reckon if I added em all to my current tally it would now be around 40-50000, lol....

Most of those while I was being paid to work !! :D

[Cult of Roth]

When the first version of the site was deleted I think Panamark lost over 20 000, I think I was at about 10 000.

Heh, I only lost about 2500 posts from back then, give or take. Some of you are just posting machines!

[diamondclaudio]

Nothin but yeahh

[Golden AWe]

I remember that! I think I took your side on that argument, Sesh.

Hey man! Are you that young army guy who was in Austria or something? That used to post at the army ~10 years ago?

[Seshmeister]

No that was Adolf...

[Golden AWe]

No that was Adolf...

Adolf Grimsdale?

[WARF]

AWEdolf hitler??

[Golden AWe]

Jawohl!!!

[Coyote]

Jawohl!!!

Ya woll what?

[Chris]

What, I didn't make the list? :(

-Chris

[WARF]

Cuz your from fucking Toronto, pal!

[GAR]

I won't gloat about being 50 counts down from Joe Thundarr on the list..

[Chris]

Cuz your from fucking Toronto, pal!Shit. Forgot about that - it all makes sense now.

Thanks for clearing that up. :fufu:

-Chris

[WARF]

I hate to say it, but Thunder was more entertaining than 90% of the members...

[yah]

Whatever happened to "Hyman Roth"?....he was good for some grade-school type of arguments on this board as well as Diamond David a while back.....LMAO

[WARF]

Hyman Roth was a fucking pyschopath! lol

[yah]

Hyman Roth was a fucking pyschopath! lol

Yeah, he WAS!!! (holy fuck).....I haven't been on the Diamond Dave board for some time but we had a few battles going.
It was fun though, maybe he's continuing his warehouse job as usual....shuffling boxes around:tongue0011:

[WARF]

Blast from the past...

[Rikk]

Cool list.

Of course, I'm biased... ;)

[Sensible Shoes]

WOOHOO Got my attention whore fix for the day - thanks Warf.

[Dan]

Number 105 On The List.:D

[SunisinuS]

Lol Gar.


:bolt:

[DiverDowninKy]

the good old days.

[hambon4lif]

89- hambon4lif- Finally got his mod dues at DDLR.com... and he deserves it... I've known him for years... he always appreciated my sense of humor.I not only appreciate it, but I actually understand it.
Which pretty much gives you an idea of my blood/alcohol content.

:beers8:

[hain23x]

I'd like to think that my ranking would have been higher if he had posted this in early 2001. After that I burned out on pining for VH and me my wife

Great list and I recognized most of the names on there. I was always a Spock fan!

[njbill]

Is Mr. Walker still around? He hooked me up with some boots back in the day at DDLR.com

[Jagermeister]

Is Mr. Walker still around? He hooked me up with some boots back in the day at DDLR.com

Yeah he is still around. He's mellowed a bit since then.

[Seshmeister]

Less than before but yes and he's even been posting this week.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/member.php?66-Mr-Walker

[Seshmeister]

You are right Sesh... In a strange way this was not a bad thing. I had an ex attempt to use this place in a legal matter as some type of character profile of me.

Divorcing you on the grounds of desertion? :)

[Sensible Shoes]

My ex HATED me using DDLR and sent his new girlfriend there to spy on me. He didn't make it a legal issue but it sure was spooky.

[Catfish]

Yeah he is still around. He's mellowed a bit since then.

That fag Mr Walker???

[Hardrock69]

Nice old thread, but brought to mind a couple of peeps:

What happened to Rustoffa? Have not heard from him in awhile....

And where is Bueno Bob in all this ruckus that has been going on in the past few weeks?

[Dan]

Nice old thread, but brought to mind a couple of peeps:

What happened to Rustoffa? Have not heard from him in awhile....

And where is Bueno Bob in all this ruckus that has been going on in the past few weeks?

Hardrock69,I Sent Rustoffa A E-mail That Other day,Havent heard Back from Him.:(

Bob is Working On His New Death Star,He Will Be Back After That.:D

[Jagermeister]

That fag Mr Walker???

:lmao:

Don't you call my buddy Walker a fag. Um fag.

[Sensible Shoes]

Catfish!!!!!!

[hain23x]

I forgot about redfire and houseofpain! They were like the Rougeau Brothers!

Lou was good for some reunion tour downloads

I did party w Lead Synth my 1st year in Chicago on new years eve. then I refused to let her borrow my recording gear when she wanted to go take that Sam Halen reunion in 04.

I met Pabs at that Sam and Dave show-and I just saw him post a thread over at the links that was quickly shut down

[Angel]

102- Angel - My partner in the hunt for Anne Kuzma... I think she loves WARF... but can't stand that cunt Raven!!!

You're right, WARF - I do love you. That cunt Raven was hot!!!....


AND OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! CATFISH!!!!!!!! I was wondering when you were gonna get here! Join the love fest.
:D :grouphug:

[chefcraig]

And where is Bueno Bob in all this ruckus that has been going on in the past few weeks?

He's still around, simply not posting as much as he's been somewhat busy in the real world.

[Sarge]

Member number 1 checking in. ..
Pojo you bastard!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Redfire's my friend on Facebook, I'll hit him up....

[njbill]

That fag Mr Walker???

You're the other dude I was trying to remember LOL.

[lance watts]

119-lance watt - Respected member of the VH community... runs the CRANK FARM... a kick ass collection of the Van Halen saga... claimed he was gonna run Daves site and nothing happened!

Nothing happened? Watchu talkin' 'bout WARF?

After a show in Portland, OR, I gave DLR a copy of Van Halen: Strange and Twisted Tales. A few months later, Dave called me. He then hired illustrator Garth Jones and myself to create a series of comic strips that appeared on his site over the course of several months. We were compensated fairly but more importantly, I had the opportunity to have several lengthy conversations with Dave. I asked him everything a VH fan would want to know and he answered openly and, I think, honestly.

Ultimately, I was unhappy with how our work was being integrated Dave's site. The problem, I argued to Dave's manager, was that Dave's site was a mess. Over the course of a couple months, I attempted to convince Dave's manager to allow Garth and I to completely redesign his site and take control of his web presence. My efforts were perhaps a bit aggressive and my relationship with his manager became increasingly strained. In all fairness though, I was extremely frustrated that Dave was not taking advantage of the internet.

I honestly don't remember how it ended, but I do recall suspecting that Dave's management was not interested in or capable of facilitating an effective, modern web presence. Ten years later, things haven't changed much. Nevertheless, it was a great experience and I was shocked at how normal and nice Dave was.

Here are some souvenirs from my brief but memorable stint in the employ of Diamond Dave Enterprises:

A funny voicemail from DLR:

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/DLRcalls.mp3

And some artwork:

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/1.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/2.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/3.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/4.jpg

[SFG]

Blast from the past...

you aren't kidding brother....I will take a top 20!!

[Von Halen]

Who the fuck revived this old thread?! A lot of very cool people on that list!

Warf was the first person I met from the boards. My wife (R.I.P.) was so fucking pissed off that I had arranged to meet him on the beach in Ft. Lauderdale! By the end of the day, she was extremely glad to have met him. That was at least 10 or so years ago. I still have a picture of me, Warf and my son sitting at a table eating italian ice. Great memories.

[SFG]

Who the fuck revived this old thread?! A lot of very cool people on that list!

Warf was the first person I met from the boards. My wife (R.I.P.) was so fucking pissed off that I had arranged to meet him on the beach in Ft. Lauderdale! By the end of the day, she was extremely glad to have met him. That was at least 10 or so years ago. I still have a picture of me, Warf and my son sitting at a table eating italian ice. Great memories.


how about AC brother with FLM......

[Unchainme]

Nothing happened? Watchu talkin' 'bout WARF?

After a show in Portland, OR, I gave DLR a copy of Van Halen: Strange and Twisted Tales. A few months later, Dave called me. He then hired illustrator Garth Jones and myself to create a series of comic strips that appeared on his site over the course of several months. We were compensated fairly but more importantly, I had the opportunity to have several lengthy conversations with Dave. I asked him everything a VH fan would want to know and he answered openly and, I think, honestly.

Ultimately, I was unhappy with how our work was being integrated Dave's site. The problem, I argued to Dave's manager, was that Dave's site was a mess. Over the course of a couple months, I attempted to convince Dave's manager to allow Garth and I to completely redesign his site and take control of his web presence. My efforts were perhaps a bit aggressive and my relationship with his manager became increasingly strained. In all fairness though, I was extremely frustrated that Dave was not taking advantage of the internet.

I honestly don't remember how it ended, but I do recall suspecting that Dave's management was not interested in or capable of facilitating an effective, modern web presence. Ten years later, things haven't changed much. Nevertheless, it was a great experience and I was shocked at how normal and nice Dave was.

Here are some souvenirs from my brief but memorable stint in the employ of Diamond Dave Enterprises:

A funny voicemail from DLR:

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/DLRcalls.mp3

And some artwork:

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/1.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/2.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/3.jpg

http://www.wattsfilms.com/ondemand/DLR/4.jpg

This is fucking awesome! I remember your stuff man, it was fucking grate! do you still have the parody songs?