I Ain't Got No BODY!

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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320

    I Ain't Got No BODY!

    I Ain't Got No Body!

    I'm just a severed head
    So technically I'm dead
    Somehow, though, I still keep singin'
    A great big machette
    Decapitated me
    Oooooh, that was swingin'
    But there will come a day
    When I'll get put away
    CBS don't want me
    My radio show is dead
    cuz i'm just a severed head
    Alex and Ed don't want me

    I'm just a severed head
    My pillow is my bed
    And in the sink I've showered
    From my body I've been pruned
    Though it's only a flesh wound
    Ooooh, what the message boards are sayin'
    When I lose all of my hair
    Then I'll have time to spare
    So you can take me bowling
    my radio show is dead
    And I know i'm just a head
    Now I must get rolling

    Because I.....ain't got no body
    No body breathes for me
    eats for me
    I......can't do no laundry
    can't do no laundry
    Won't some sweet mama come and
    Make a hat for me?
    I use my nose when I pee

    You know bay-bee
    it's so gru-some
    All of the timmmmmme

    I ain't got no feet, on the... on the... on the beat...

    Humma la beeba la seeba la booba la
    humma la beeba la seeba la plop

    I....ain't got no body
    No body.... mass for me
    No karate.... kicks for me
    I'm.....so roly-poly

    Won't my sweet sister lisa, hold my nose when I pee
    Cuz I got no hands
    Baby!
    Last edited by WARF; 04-13-2006, 08:57 PM.
  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15320

    #2
    mORE TO COME!

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58789

      #3
      You're a sick man, WARF
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

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