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Goddamn cocksmoking waste of skin. Shut your cum dump of a mouth, or else I'll rip your testicles out your ass, disembowel you with a rusty spoon, and watch you dieRoth Army Militia
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lol a rusty spoonI really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hotComment
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When you ain't got nothin' good to say about your man, talk shit about the other.
You do realize he is not in VH anymore. Get over it. He's gone and not coming back. Yeah, Van Hagar sucked, but it's over. Let it go already. We might as well be talking about Krokus or Ron Keel. Hey, maybe Ed can try to get Mitch Malloy.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Hagar, you're no Krokus.Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.Comment
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Originally posted by WOAHYEAH
Hagar, you're no Krokus.
Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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Roy, wherever you are.....it wasn't your fault. That's right, all these motherfuckers that blame you for ruining the legacy of the most dynamic hard rock band in history don't know what the fuck they're typin' about.
Breathe easy hombre.
It wasn't even Ed's fault. He wanted someone to cuntrol....a recognizable voice. Find comfort in the fact that you did the best job possible. You dove into that new direction like a spawning salmon in a sterile goldfish bowl.
IT'S TIME TO LAY THE BLAME.
IT'S YOUR DAD'S FAULT!!!!
Sorry bro, but he shoulda pulled out. You should have been nothing more than a dirty brown stain on the carpet. For all I know, you might have been cuntceived in your mothers' ass.
Maybe you're just a lucky turd? Like they say, "Shit Floats."
Shake it off fatboy.Comment
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Originally posted by rustoffa
you might have been cuntceived in your mothers' ass.
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Just when I think Rustoffa can't top himself
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Laughing through the tears...Originally posted by rustoffa
Roy, wherever you are.....it wasn't your fault. That's right, all these motherfuckers that blame you for ruining the legacy of the most dynamic hard rock band in history don't know what the fuck they're typin' about.
Breathe easy hombre.
It wasn't even Ed's fault. He wanted someone to cuntrol....a recognizable voice. Find comfort in the fact that you did the best job possible. You dove into that new direction like a spawning salmon in a sterile goldfish bowl.
IT'S TIME TO LAY THE BLAME.
IT'S YOUR DAD'S FAULT!!!!
Sorry bro, but he shoulda pulled out. You should have been nothing more than a dirty brown stain on the carpet. For all I know, you might have been cuntceived in your mothers' ass.
Maybe you're just a lucky turd? Like they say, "Shit Floats."
Shake it off fatboy.
good stuff.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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You are gayOriginally posted by lztom
You Fat Fuck
BAMhttp://www.topthat.net/webrock/sounds/bamm.wavComment
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I wish your dad would have kicked your ass MORE often.....
And the same goes for Spammy, Thorman................Comment
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Lots of Spambo insults in this a here thread nah
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I met Sammy Jan 2005 NAMM Show, backstage of his Better Half Band with Mona and Vic.
I saw Sammy partake of the CactiPISS™.. I witnessed him imbibe of the DopeWEED® and laugh his empinkened and foully-pasted chinbeardlette till it opened and shut much like a slack-jawwed XMastime nutcracker doll.
I felt pity. I found sorrow in the sad look in his stupor-shod eyes and immediately at that point I feared that I forgot the things I swore online and off I would tell him off with..
THEN: The RedRimmedRocker held up his palm, as if to say in the classic 70's way "slap my hand black-soul man". Like, 'I'm Sammy Hagar and I'm cool enough to induce you to put your hand down so that we may slap some ball-slapping slapskin and chuckle unto Coolness and the Vibe thereof' and shit.
- unfortunately it was a kneejerk reaction to put out my hand to be slapped as much as it was to become drawn into a state of speechlessness from the arrogance of it.
I questioned my insanity for a moment and then Mona came up to me to flop paws also. I WAS NICE people, I reached down and shook her hand, okay.. I didn't like em much but I was trying to be cordial, due to the event being sponsored by Shure Microphones.
What I am trying to say really, is this in a nutshell: You call the RedRimmedRocker such things as "fat fucker" and "stupid shit" plus other name calling and you think that's funny?
Wait until you meet the 60 year old and find out how fat, how stupid and how shitty he really is, then endure the end-user experience of him shoving his palm into yours and gurgling more laughter at how cool he thinks he's being perceived when really it's purely an eerie overshadowing of pathos and a very real feeling at that.Comment
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- I'm not saying he's NOT a sexy, overweight and good-looking 60 yearolder mind you because while wearing his yellow pijamas and nitey-shirt along with his sunglasses, he probably was quite sexy and soulful and other such youthfull qualitites except that noticing such Homoeroticisms such as he is known to elicit, eluded me, and a boner I did not effect of such from meeting Samuel Hagar in 2005.Comment
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