40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs on Vh1.

[Unchainme]

Okay Vh1 Was showing thios like crazy a couple monthes ago. With so Called "Experts" from Blender Magazine to make the list, Many never listen to Metal Music on a regular basis and most of the time went solely on lryics of songs. I think They should've people like Bueno Bob who live, Eat and Breathe Metal make a list, But alas that'll never happen.

So here you go (I don't think this the Exact list, Because I remember seeing Van Cherone on here.)

40. Estranged
Guns N' Roses

39. Turbo Lover
Judas Priest

38. The Lumberjack Jackyl

37.See You in Hell Grim Reaper

36.Bring Your Daughter...to the Slaughter
Iron Maiden

35.Peace in Our Time
Gorky Park

34.Three Little Pigs Green Jelly

33. Rock Soldiers Ace Frehley

32.The Last in Line Dio

31.Halloween Helloween

30.Rock & Roll Gypsy Loudness

29. Smooth Up Bulletboys

28.Balls to the Wall Accept

27.Up All Night Slaughter

26.Give It to Me Good Trixter

25.The Manimal W.A.S.P.

24. I Don't Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me) Marilyn Manson

23. Sex Action
L.A. Guns

22. Into the Fire
Dokken

21.Don't Change That Song Faster Pussycat

20.Party All Night Quiet Riot

19.Mother
Danzig

18.Edge of a Broken Heart Vixen

17.Blow Your Speakers Manowar

16.Wind of Change Scorpions

15. Silent Lucidity Queensryche

14.Here I Go Again Whitesnake

13.Girlschool
Britny Fox

12. Tilt-A-Whirl Insane Clown Posse

11. Turn up the Radio Autograph

10. My Way
Limp Bizkit

9.Nobody's Fool Cinderella

8.Wait
White Lion

7.Everything About You Ugly Kid Joe

6. Honestly
Stryper

5.Seventeen Winger

4.Unskinny Bop
Poison

3. Forever
Kiss

2. Cherry Pie Warrant

1.The Final Countdown Europe

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

When youre talking to yourself.... and nobody's home!

NO 40 is a fucking classic.
39 - Yeah... I never knew he was gay....
36.... It was a SLAUUUGHTAHH of rock music.
33. Anything Ace Frehley on vocals sucks ass
22. Cheesy, but classic.
19. Jim Morrison back from the dead on drugs!
16. This does not belong on the fucking list.
15. Fucking classic.
14. Lame ass lyric, awesome to test the stereos
5. Statutory!
4. I guess they couldnt fit the entire Poison discography.
3. I used to like kiss hehe
1. LOL!

[DeadOrAlive]

Oh man, I dig ALOT of those tunes... White Lion, Ugly Kid Joe, Winger... damn.

Never saw the the Ugly Kid Joe video. Wonder where I can see it?

[Unchainme]

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ask and you shall recieve,

[Mr. Vengeance]

VH1 and their oh so ultra-cool, we don't like "hair metal" attitude make me sick. What do they know about music anyway?

It was a fun era. And those videos are no more cheesy than your average fucking Huey Lewis video was.

VH1 need to try and find something new to talk about.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
VH1 and their oh so ultra-cool, we don't like "hair metal" attitude make me sick. What do they know about music anyway?

It was a fun era. And those videos are no more cheesy than your average fucking Huey Lewis video was.

VH1 need to try and find something new to talk about.

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beatin. He was so stupid. At least VH1 is cool because they play a lot of metal related material. Most Metal and Least Metal moments are cool.

[FORD]

They sure picked the #1 song right though.

Even in 88, I called that song "The Final Buttfuck" because it was so completely GAY.

[PHOENIX]

I cant believe Sammy Hagars "I cant Drive 55" is not on there!

[FORD]

Originally posted by PHOENIX
I cant believe Sammy Hagars "I cant Drive 55" is not on there!

Three possibilities there....

1) They didn't even think about Sammy long enough to include him.

2) They remembered that they played the video every 5 minutes in 1984 and didn't want to look like hypocrites (although that was the case with most of the cheesefest videos here)

3) Sam bribed them with 4 cases of tequila to keep his videos off the list.Notice there isn't even a single Van Hagar song there either?

[Mr. Vengeance]

If Spammy's fucking ridiculous video for VOA didn't get on the list, then there's a definite payoff.

[PHOENIX]

Originally posted by FORD
Three possibilities there....

1) They didn't even think about Sammy long enough to include him.

2) They remembered that they played the video every 5 minutes in 1984 and didn't want to look like hypocrites (although that was the case with most of the cheesefest videos here)

3) Sam bribed them with 4 cases of tequila to keep his videos off the list.Notice there isn't even a single Van Hagar song there either?

Or....

4) Its not even worth the effort to list it as a Heavy Metal song.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by FORD
They sure picked the #1 song right though.

Even in 88, I called that song "The Final Buttfuck" because it was so completely GAY.

True, But the song has sentinmental value for me, My High School Band played it for us during the playoffs whilst I was playing Football. Needless to say The High Scool bands version was better.

[monkeythe]

What I hate about these VH1 lists is that they do a best of and a worst of the same topic and usually the same items are in the top 100. Several of the songs they were jacking off to when they did the top hair metal band list. What do they even know about music. That channel is all about putting C level celebs in phony reality shows and D level celebrities commenting on what they read in People magazine.

[Mr Badguy]

The way the world is now, everything goes through a period where it gets laughed at just before people get all nostalgic about it.

"Hair metal" (whatever) will have it`s day again.

[Matt White]

"29. Smooth Up Bulletboys"



The ONLY song on that list that I don't change the moment it comes on the radio.................