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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    Marilyn Monroe's Tomb

    Jesus Christ...when Hugh Hefner dies...he has the spot next to Marilyn Monroe's in her tomb...

    I shit you not...

    This bastard bought the adjoining crypt...

    As right as this sounds...

    it's just not fucking right that a guy this lucky in life...should be that lucky in death...

    There's a part of me that hopes it's really next to Bob Monroe...

    fucker...

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    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • Blackflag
    Banned
    • Apr 2006
    • 3406

    #2
    If you've ever seen Hugh Hefner interviewed, you'd know the guy is a completely self-absorbed asshole.

    I hope he gets the spot next to Craig Monroe of the Tigers.

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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648

      #3
      I don't think you need to read an interview to know that Hef is a self-absorbed asshole...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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      • jojo2371
        Head Fluffer
        • Nov 2004
        • 324

        #4
        you know whats even more crazier ? supposedly the crypt above hers was bought by a wealthy business man and when he passed he had his body placed facing down in his casket ,so he could spend eternity laying down on top of marilyn monroe ! actually saw a special on cable about weird burials and they played it off as an urban legend ,but the guys son was also interveiwed and he said it was indeed true !!!!!

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        • blonddgirl777
          ROCKSTAR

          • Mar 2005
          • 5805

          #5
          I thought that old fart was dead already!
          He sure looks like he is...

          Racist pig, go to hell and leave M.M. alone!
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
          Originally posted by Nitro Express
          ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
          Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
          [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
          http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
          Originally posted by VanHalener
          ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by blonddgirl777

            Racist pig, go to hell and leave M.M. alone!
            Why, because he mostly shows white girls? That's what sells magazines. Just like Blonde hair.

            Hello kettle? This is pot. You're black.
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • bueno bob
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22942

              #7
              Money can get you anything.

              I think it's a little strange to want the tomb next to Marilyn's...that's kinda taking the whole concept of necrophilia to new heights/depths...
              Twistin' by the pool.

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              • Hardrock69
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2005
                • 21888

                #8
                Yeah...corpses fucking other corpses.....those damn dead people can be so perverse....

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                • blonddgirl777
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2005
                  • 5805

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sadaist
                  Why, because he mostly shows white girls? That's what sells magazines. Just like Blonde hair.

                  Hello kettle? This is pot. You're black.
                  Although I am as white and blond as they come and get a "free ride" most of the time (because of it),
                  I am nowhere near accepting racism just because "it sells"...

                  And what if I was... BLACK or Asian???
                  Hello yourself! Pothead...
                  Last edited by blonddgirl777; 04-23-2006, 06:05 PM.
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                  Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                  [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                  http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                  Originally posted by VanHalener
                  ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                  • ULTRAMAN VH
                    Commando
                    • May 2004
                    • 1480

                    #10
                    Funny how everyone is ripping Hugh, when just about every man in the world would just love one day in his shoes.

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                    • blonddgirl777
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Mar 2005
                      • 5805

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ULTRAMAN VH
                      Funny how everyone is ripping Hugh, when just about every man in the world would just love one day in his shoes.
                      Besides his fortune $$$... theire is nothing he has that I couldn't get myself!
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
                      Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
                      [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
                      http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
                      Originally posted by VanHalener
                      ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        A college buddy of mine when I was going to the University of Washington said his dad worked for Hugh Heffner and basically quit because Hugh was a real asshole.

                        Basically the guy is a tottal control freak who built his own little empire that he lives inside.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • PHOENIX
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2212

                          #13
                          I'd want my tomb on top of Pojo's.


                          That way he could smell my farts forever.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            Shit. You're dead. Who cares? What's to say there is anything left of you after the explosion or a dirty bomb makes your dead ass radioactive?

                            If I had my wish, I would like my rotting skeletal corpse added to the Pirates of the Carribean ride.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • RuzDNailz
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 655

                              #15
                              You know the old saying...'When I die, I want to be buried upside down. So the whole fucking world can kiss my ass!'.

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