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Just wondering here, is God a woman?
I mean, only a woman could be this moody, right?
I mean, only a woman could be this moody, right?
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I'm not even a feminazi and I'm insulted by that.Roth Army Militia -
Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.
On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27
So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.
However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.Eat Us And Smile
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Alamis Morrisette played God in Dogma, I like Alanis a lot for some weird fucking reason.
Anyways God is a spiritual being and doesn't have a Sex.At least thats what I Believe.Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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There is no god...and in my life, there are never any women...
Therefore logic would dictate that God is indeed a woman.
Same logic that says all redheaded boys like candy. Paul is a redheaded boy. Therefore Paul likes candy.
It's concept, son!!!!!!Stay Frosty, muthas!Comment
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Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
There is no god...
Why do you think there is no God?Still waiting for a relevant Browns TeamComment
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Shit, didn't mean to cause any offence with this one.
Just making a joke about life been tempremental.
But, if God is the giver of life, logic would follow that God is a she, right?
I mean don't female normally give birth etc..
Unless were talking about sexless animals or whateverThe Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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Ah, but you're quoting a book that depicts events which supposedly happened and which has been translated/revised a gazillion times.Originally posted by FORD
Jesus, who obviously should know, referred to God as His Father. Not his Mother, who of course was Mary.
On the other hand we have this account in Genesis.....
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. - Genesis 1:27
So if a female was created in the image of God, that would imply that God has a female image.
However, whatever God is, God is not a human being and doesn't have human body parts or hormones so assigining gender or "PMS" to the Lord is pretty much irrelevant.
There's bound to be some errors somewhere.
(In other words: "Hey, ya never know".)
But binnie's got a point. (one post above)Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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Take a look into my world son...you'll see why!Originally posted by Unchainme
Why do you think there is no God?Stay Frosty, muthas!Comment
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God's a guy. But, I think he's probably got some chick telling him what to do.“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty WhiteComment
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Ha Ha Ha, good one!
Do you reckon he get's sent out to cut the lawn in heaven?The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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God is everything, both male and female.Comment
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Then "he" must be not only be bisexual, but also a zoophile, a gerontophile, a pedophile ("let all the little children come to me") and so on...Originally posted by Millermoos
God is everything, both male and female.
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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The answer to this thread is "yes" God is a woman.
I am God, and I am a womanComment
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Why do you think that there are no fairies living at the bottom of your garden?Originally posted by Unchainme
Why do you think there is no God?Comment
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