Pawlie Gits Divorced

[Phil theStalker]

Paulie gits divorced. www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/05/17/mccartney.legal.ap/index.html

I coulda told him no bayee child chick wood want t2o bee married t2o an old establishment fart.

fak

Can MAC have her 'rubbed out'?

Paulie can doo tit himself, or "meself" as he would say wit his Liverspool accent, and he could call tit a 'cooking accident'.

Or mmmaybe they could bee riding horses and she just falls aff da horsie and breaks her fakking neck. Mmaybe...

Or Paulie could hire an Irish woman t2o cut up his little misses wit a razor.

Dis mmay bee like o1ne aff those "OJ" things.

Y'know da 'OJ' thingy, where o1ne aff Paulie's kidds really does da dirty deed and Paulie ends up in a chase scene outside aff his estate in Boston. Helicopters all ova da place. KIEFF Richards swearing he heard thr3e loud knocks on his wall beef4ore he shot up horse and finished his th3rd bpttl...botootl..boottle aff Jack Daniels f4o' da day.
[KIEFF has been aff da poppy since 1969 so say his paroley afficers testimonies in a British court aff law]

Y'kinda see where I am going wit dis, doon't ya.

I know ya doo.

Dat's why I'm gooing there.

In a mminute I'll tell yoo why I think Paulie's a REEL idiot dude.

Butt fir1st a werd from our spunksters.

USE TIDE CANADA'S FAVORITE!

[Phil theStalker]

Okay dokie, I'm back from a break wit our neighbors t2o da great white north. Or t2o yoo folks in Europe, yoor beer drinking friends from across da pond (tit's a liTITle pond - da U-boats where ova hera all da time).

I didn't know dat Paulie's liTITle girlfriend was an amputee!

SHIT-TOLLA!

DAMN!

Yoo coulda knocked mme ova da head wit dat o1ne and I woodn't aff felt anything.

WOT AFF SHE LOSES HER FAKE LEGG? HUH

Dat's alreedy happened.

JENNIFER LOPEZ - DA ASS - STOLE MAC'S FAKE LEGG!

www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/61252004.htm

DAT'S A FEMALE FIR1ST!

Next thhing yoo know Heather Mills MAC will bee using a submachine gun, maybee an Israeli Uzi, on those liTITle pets she keeps saving from becoming fur coats on Jaylo's JELL-O shakhing ass.

I can hear da Uzi now.

Ratta-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat- ppow!

I wonder where da MACs get their ammo in England, y'know da UK laws and all dat shit. Dat's why I think da murder will happun in Americka aff an Uzi is used.

Then there is alway dat extensive KNIFE collection aff Mac's and sheep shearing farming equipment - accidents - back home wit da sheep at home.

Either way, I see a lotta blood.


AND NOW ANOTHER WERD FROM OUR SPUNKSTERS!

DO YOO LIKE PIE?!!!

WEE LO00VE PIE!!! ?

[Phil theStalker]

Do yoo know how everytime when a cuntmmercial comes on liTITle kids always stop wot they're dooing t2o watch da cuntmmercials?

huh

Yeh

DAT'S WHY I'M USING CUNTMMERCIALS SPUNKSTERS WIT DIS THREAD!

AND COLOURS, T20O!


Lookie! RED, WHITE, AND BLUE!

Just like da Union Jack!


NOW TIT'S JUST LIKE DA UNNION JACK UNDER A BLACK LITE!

MAC wood bee proud.

AND NOW A WERD FROM OUR UK MILITARY SPUNKSTERS

JOIN DA UK ARMY NOW!

UNCLE BLAIR WANTS YOU

T2O STAY IN THE SOUTH AFF IRAQ

AND LET MORE YANKS GET KILLED IN DA NORTH!

[Phil theStalker]

JOIN DA UK ROYAL FIGHTING ARMIES!

MORE LIKE THIS!

SMOKE A JOINT AND LET A YANKEE DIE

[Phil theStalker]

Butt I digress from PAULIE'S amputee girlfriend, er, WIFEY.

PAULIE must have o1ne aff those Intwatnet AMPUTEE SEX fetishes.

I HEAR FETISHES ARE BIG, BIG-BIGGA-TIMES IN MERRY OL' ENGLANDS.

SEXPECIALLY WIT AMPUTEES.

"Das ist eine Englander immer der zimmer hafsing mit goode SEXen und mit die marmalade!"

Yuck!

SEX WIT AMPUTEES

TIME FER UNDOTHER DER CUNTMMERCIAL BREAKEN!

[Phil theStalker]

I FERGOT DA DOOBIE!

[Phil theStalker]

Okay, I've gott 7001 posts now I can STOP!


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[Phil theStalker]

Anyboody got a pics or a video site wit Mr's MAC's porno mmovie?

Dis is all so fakking sordid.

Tit's like flappo and Princess Di.

Da baby was flappo's not DODI'S!

Dat's a hitchWORLD1969 scoop.


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