Fuck PETA....How About Starting PETP?

[Hardrock69]

Hey I want to protest.....

All you people out there who are vegans are treating plants really badly and must pay!


How DARE the farmers raise plants, only to slaughter them whoelsale just so Vegans can have something to eat.

And I have a bone to pick with people who mow their grass.

MILLIONS OF INNOCENT BLADES OF GRASS ARE MUREDERED OR BUTCHERED HORRIBLY EVERY YEAR DUE TO THIS PAGANISTIC PRACTICE!!

RESPECT THE EXISTENCE AND WELL-BEING OF PLANT-KIND!!!!

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

Seems somebody beat me to the punch!!

http://www.angelfire.com/bug2/shellpics/

Now I LIKE this platform!:



Help Save Plants, wear leather!

Great news! Now you can help save plants by wearing leather! Nothing is more fashonable then leather, and now you can have colors other then brown! Some other options of acceptable clothing materials would be synthetic fabrics as well as fur.

[binnie]

That's a valid point,

And fuckin' funny

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

* This is a machine used to kill and harvest many types of plants



* The picture was taken by a fellow PETP member who was outraged at the sheer scale of this killing operation.
* This happens to be one of the largest killing fields in all of the Midwest.
* Of course the owners of this operation have refused to comment on this abuse

[binnie]

you mean that the PETP is real?

you must be joking

no way, what the fuck are we supposed to eat

[Hardrock69]

STOP THE MURDER!

SOMEONE ARREST THIS GENOCIDAL MANIAC!!!

[Hardrock69]

A Future Mass Murderer:

[binnie]

LOL

That is fantastic!

[Hardrock69]

The poor little plants....trod upon, horribly killed every day...

Think of all the orphans left behind when Mommy & Daddy are ripped out of the ground by the roots.....

[binnie]

Maybe Sting will start a charity....

[FORD]

Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor little plant, who's stuck halfway to Hell...

Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...

McBain: We go on TV and sing, sing, sing!

All: And we're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: All the way down!

All: We're sending our love down the well...

Krusty: Down that well!

[m_dixon1984]

And all these years I've been smoking my plants. That picture of the child on the lawn has mowed me the path to non-mulching. I'll stop immediately so sign me up as a PETP supporter.

M

[binnie]

Originally posted by m_dixon1984
And all these years I've been smoking my plants. That picture of the child on the lawn has mowed me the path to non-mulching. I'll stop immediately so sign me up as a PETP supporter.

M

You must be guilty of plant holocaust,how do you sleep?

[m_dixon1984]

It's more horrible than you think. I have 2 mother plants from which I reguarly remove appendages. These appendages, or chilrdren, are brought to maturity in front of their of mothers in a veritable "fattening" up process. At a certain, precise moment, the children are all hacked to death and their individual appendages trimmed and hung to dry. Meanwhile the mother plants have healed and are ready to provide a new batch of children to suffer the same fate. Eventaully all the children are dry and ready to be smoked, often right in front of the mothers.

It used to a ritual my friends and I relished (even using that word hurts now) in but I will never again be able to do these things with a clear conscience. I'm guilty of so much gangacide I fear I'll never fly high again.

M

[binnie]

LOL!

Don't feel guilty, what else was it invented for except to be smoked?

When the plants start complaining,

You know you've smoked too much